#femtosecond
#OES_highlight Femtosecond laser based “Janus-material/function” processing paradigm for photothermal and radiative cooling modulation doi.org/10.29026/oes... by Prof. #Zhuguo_Li #Dongshi_Zhang @sjtu1896 #Janus #femtosecond #laser #synthesis #photothermal #radiative_cooling #thermoelectric
September 24, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I like how a he/they gendervoid whose decolonial understanding of landedness, race, and gender transcends all the silly Westerners' will still call a woman a "bitch" the femtosecond she talks back.
April 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
my dad spent his entire working life working for General Motors and the femtosecond he retired he had nothing to do with them. Drives a Subaru now.
July 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
For every like i will sleep for 1 femtosecond more
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
femtosecond x butchtosecond
April 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
here's a microstructured optical fiber being pumped (toward the bottom of the picture) with infrared light (not visible) from a femtosecond laser
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
wow I would never have thought for one femtosecond that my beloved followers would enjoy giant asses
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
For just a femtosecond I thought you were serious.
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
*opens window for femtosecond*

*eaten alive by mosquitoes*
June 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Greblin caught in the femtosecond before absolute devourment of all dairy in a 5 mile radius
August 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Microsoft's new 10,000-year data storage medium: glass
Femtosecond lasers etch data into a very stable medium.
arstechnica.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
theres a boltzmann brain out there who just experienced one femtosecond of an orgasm
September 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
New preprint out!
We present "Transferable Generative Models Bridge Femtosecond to Nanosecond Time-Step Molecular Dynamics,"
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"AI could've done this faster"

Dont care. I value what I can make over what I tell computer to microwave for me.

I won't waste a GODDAMN moment, not a single FUCKING femtosecond asking AI do something for me or my art, especially concerning TWOM.
July 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just used my dictionary to teach myself that a femtosecond is a quadrillionth of a second. AKA the amount of time I will read about all the double-z people before closing the page.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
New video: Cross sectioning insects in an electron microscope with a femtosecond laser youtu.be/NwhVJ7cv9B4
Cross sectioning insects in an electron microscope with a femtosecond laser
YouTube video by Applied Science
youtu.be
July 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I'll believe it as soon as they vote down something he wants, and not a femtosecond sooner.
April 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I don't know why someone with Paleoconservative in their bio thinks I'm going to spend even a femtosecond worrying about their opinion of me.
August 29, 2024 at 5:02 AM
new types of lesbians are being created every femtosecond
March 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i just know this guy made fun of "pokémon go to the polls" without a femtosecond of self-awareness
January 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cross-Sectioning Crickets with a Femtosecond Laser
Cross-Sectioning Crickets with a Femtosecond Laser
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
July 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
She's enjoying every femtosecond of it, as she bloody well should
June 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I have no idea when I'll get to play deltarune and would like to not get spoiled immediately the femtosecond the embargo ends.

I will probably have to mute people.
June 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
(Shortest time intervals in the world; a femtosecond, the half life of transuranic elements, an Oxford grad hinting unsubtly he went there)
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM