#fingered
Featuring Dave getting high as a kite and getting fingered by a clown in public
October 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i was being a total fucking brat

so he came over, put his hand over my mouth, fingered me mercilessly, then stuck his fingers in my mouth and left me there wanting 😭
October 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Don't ** fat fingered it lol
October 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
映画館で手マン→トイレで立ちバック いろ◯は声を我慢できない
Fingered at the Movies → Standing Doggy in the Restroom: Iroh◯ Can't Keep Her Voice Down

#AIart #hololive #ホロライブ
#風真いろは #KazamaIroha
October 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
October 17, 2026 at 12:05 PM
😍Elaina's massage...how it's going😍 #cute #massage #oil #slippery #fingered #O #clitplay #boobs #porn #NSFW #elainaraye
October 17, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Garlic cleaner on the Isle of Wight Garlic Farm aged 16. Surrounded by fast-fingered urchins working at a much speedier rate. We were paid by the box.
I managed two.
At the end of my only day I made £6.
In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16
October 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Two for one Akubra sales and six fingered banjos in Parliament.
October 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I took notice of my four fingered hand and hit it away. "I just want to be close to somebody," I said.
October 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Con artist, short-fingered vulgarian man-baby.
In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence.

In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.

(Published Dec. 2025)
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
October 17, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Yooooo. Getting groped, fingered, then blowing a cutie to completion at the pup social is kind of the best. 🥰🥰🥰
October 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Freddy Got Fingered for tax purposes
October 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Sorry, it was supposed to be a surprise for Christmas, but I fat fingered the launch for today instead. Whoops. 🤷‍♂️😅🙃😬. Dont worry about it.
October 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Highlights from Google's "janky, six-fingered plagiarism robot":

His appointment prompted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer to resign immediately, as Scaramucci was set to report directly to President Trump rather than the White House Chief of Staff.
October 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The 3 fingered hand and the rune are really rad details
October 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
i love my drawing glove :)) 🎨
October 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
watching. is working on a movie with a vampire better or worse than with a method actor
October 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Oh no people are liking this after I fat-fingered the word "government"
October 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
3 wildfires ignite near Three Fingered Jack in Jeff Wilderness
3 wildfires ignite near Three Fingered Jack in Jeff Wilderness
Firefighters were responding three new wildfires on Oct. 16 on the southern end of the Mount Jefferson Wilderness, southeast of Detroit, according to Willamette National Forest.
www.centraloregondaily.com
October 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Antagonist - Shang GPTsung
Drains soul straight from art, writing -- ink bleeds from pages, brush strokes ripped from crows feet, blood and sweat of artists drained into his soul-less eye, spat back at you in smooth, piss-filtered, seven-fingered slop-balls.
Got dialog / story mode working in my queer, anti-AI, covid conscious fighting game! What ya think? #indiegame #indiedev #noai
October 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Wow I typo'd a single letter (I to ai because I fat fingered my phone's caps button and did not proofread).
I finally got the pretty dress game I've been eyeing since ai saw it on itch io (and also was subjected to the propaganda for) so I'm going to make something to eat and then we're going to play seamstress!
October 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Freddie Got Fingered was right there.
October 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Inktober Day Sixteen: Gangly

I'm not sure I made the fingers quite long enough to properly connect to the prompt but there's no time for redos, I'm afraid.
October 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Look to your reliable journals and journalists and raw statistics - and your own lives - to make decisions. AI-video may be used as a 6-fingered ghoul (so Halloween-adjacent), but don't let those videos fool you.

open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
BREAKING: Trump Pulls Hegseth’s Livestream, Kash Patel Sued By Fired FBI Agents, Musk Blames Trump For Ukraine Blackout, and more...
Top Stories for October 16, 2026.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM