#first-in-class
So not in the first class lounge then
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but my SIL just texted us to say she’s sitting at a gate next to the mypillow guy, who is on the phone with someone, and, get this: he thinks there may have been foreign interference in the election
November 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Japanese bowling legend Ritsuko Nakayama has died at 84. A member of Japan’s first class of female professional bowlers, she became the first woman to record an officially sanctioned perfect game in 1970.
November 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
i've been saying this since i was in first grade and all the boys in my class wouldn't stop talking about whatever the new one was in 2003 or however old i am
oh my god can you people stop talking to me about star wars i dont care
November 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
From the first Native American elected to the U.S. Senate and the first Muslim who will join the upper chamber to the Senate's first Paralympian, voters elected historic candidates in the midterms. n.pr/4sOWquH
The incoming class of U.S. senators is full of historic firsts
From the first Native American elected to the U.S. Senate and the first Muslim who will join the upper chamber to the Senate's first Paralympian, voters elected historic candidates in the midterms.
n.pr
November 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
First-in-class vampire slaying
The 8 Best Castlevania Games Of All Time, Ranked
First-in-class vampire slaying
www.polygon.com
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Why isn’t he in the first class lounge?
November 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Looks like a photo taken in a school playground on the first day of Reception class.
November 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Just gonna play this on the first day of class in January
November 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Corruption topped the issues voters called crucial in the midterms. Democrats outmobilized Republicans for the first time in a generation, and their incoming House class is the biggest generational turnover since Watergate.

Key charts in the thread below. 🧵👇
Parties Are Electable, Not Candidates
Corruption, turnout, a generational turnover and a Republican shift right, from someone deep in the data
data4democracy.substack.com
November 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Marco Bezzecchi is the first premier-class rider in history to take his first twelve Grand Prix race wins at twelve different circuits 🏆🗺

#MotoGP
November 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
They're claiming that getting rid of the "generals" who presided over this big win would be a mistake.

Schumer and Jeffries are taking credit for a class project they barely participated in. And the first thing Jeffries says is some shit about bipartisanship? Are people out of their minds?
November 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
she’s in first class, we won gang
November 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM
For the first half of elementary school, I was in the same class as the daughter of New York Jets tight end Mark Boyer.

In 2nd grade, when he came to talk to the class, I asked him if anyone on the Jets used anabolic steroids.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
heading to my first guitar class at Old Town School in liiiiike 25 years
November 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
dog airline where the people ride in the luggage compartment and the dogs in first class get real champagne
November 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Once again flying in poor man’s first class, this time on United
November 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Adam Hamilton, a pastor who will be the first Democratic Senator from Kansas since 1932, wrote this to his church on October 13th 2023:

"I also stand with Palestinians who, for a variety of reasons, live as second-class citizens in the land where they have lived for hundreds of years."
November 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Of COURSE, he’s in first class! Entitled jackass.
Listen my fellow passenger at Gate C12 at RDU, if you’re coughing this much, you really should have a mask on. I thought we learned something six years ago.
November 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM
In first class you need to dress properly.
November 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
HAUGHTY BLONDE: What are YOU doing in here? Get OUT! This is first class. I deserve that seat because my Idle Bubble Kingdom is level 23.

ME (TOO TURNED ON TO OBJECT): Yes'm.
thinking about those ads where the conceit is that your class of plane seat is determined by your mobile game stats. that's the logic those characters' world operates on.
November 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
NASA announced on Saturday that it was recruiting its first new class of astronauts since 2024. The new space travelers would most likely participate in the Artemis program, which aims to send people back to the moon in 2028 and establish a lunar base in the 2030s.
NASA Is Seeking Its Next Class of Astronauts
The new space travelers will most likely be trained for missions to the moon and space stations in low-Earth orbit. Applications are due Dec. 3.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
On this day in 1980, Bruce Springsteen scored his first No. 1 album on the Billboard 200 with ‘The River.’ Featuring “Hungry Heart,” the double album captured love, heartbreak and working-class dreams across 20 unforgettable songs.
November 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Updates include the largest double bed in commercial aviation in first class, pyjamas for business class passengers and Bluetooth pairing with the in-flight entertainment system.
November 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
why can't they just invest in expanding railways and fancy first class cabins if they don't want to drive but not be exposed to THE PUBLIC
November 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM