#firstName
Updating the firstname bunchanumbers tweet for Bluesky purposes.
July 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
well that could be any firstname bunchanumbers
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September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
fb recommended friends list, the experience

firstname lastname 1 (98 mutual friends): "oh, an old high school classmate."

firstname lastname 2 (3 mutual friends): "oh an old coworker."

firstname lastname 3 (8 mutual friends): "oh he wears diapers."
October 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“Please, Mr. Lastname was my father. Call me Firstname.”
September 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
fuckit, firstname
September 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
March 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Smoking on that shit that gave Firstname Lastname
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, even in my extremely white family, we refer to my father's cousins (so the children of my great aunts) as 'aunts.'

It's generational signifier: kin of your parent's generation are aunts and uncles. I'd introduce my little one to my own cousins as 'Uncle [firstname]' and 'Aunt [firstname].'
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I would probably be one of those Simpsons writers that just did "Firstname [Scary Pun] Lastname" for the credits.
October 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
May 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
referring to moots as firstname handle
August 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
No thank you Firstname Bunchanumbers.

Not even if youre a parody account
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Firstname Bunchanumbers ass
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
firstname thanatos lastname apotheosis

#jrwi #jrwifanart
November 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
The Number Nouns of Firstname Lastname
July 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Evergreen.
October 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
i love getting email that start with "Dear $firstname"
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Weirdname Singledigit and Bunchaletters Numbervanish are the Bluesky variants of Twitter/X’s Firstname Bunchanumbers.
April 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Ok letter firstname bunchanumbers
February 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the crucial firstname bunchofnumbers demographic
Trump’s own voters are turning on him.
April 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
nyandroid and nyan skulls have the same firstname so the latter goes by Meow to differentiate
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
otherworlder princess firstname paradox
July 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM