my Fitbit lol
November 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
my Fitbit lol
shitting my diaper so hard my fitbit thinks im running up a hill
October 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
shitting my diaper so hard my fitbit thinks im running up a hill
Fitbit said I was “ready for a workout” today but it didn’t see my calendar
November 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Fitbit said I was “ready for a workout” today but it didn’t see my calendar
"We believe in the principle of one person, one vote. Also: one Nest thermostat, one vote. One FitBit, chatbot, WiFi-connected fridge, pacemaker, or walkie-talkie. Each of those gets one vote too."
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A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
“We believe in the principle of one person, one vote. Also: one Nest thermostat, one vote. One FitBit, chatbot, WiFi-connected fridge, pacemaker, or walkie-t...
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November 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"We believe in the principle of one person, one vote. Also: one Nest thermostat, one vote. One FitBit, chatbot, WiFi-connected fridge, pacemaker, or walkie-talkie. Each of those gets one vote too."
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currently dressed as Howl to hand out Pokemon cards and candy to the kids and realized I never took my Fitbit off… that was always my fav part of the movie, when he gives her his Fitbit to lead the way home
October 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
currently dressed as Howl to hand out Pokemon cards and candy to the kids and realized I never took my Fitbit off… that was always my fav part of the movie, when he gives her his Fitbit to lead the way home
Fitbit terrorism imo
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Fitbit terrorism imo
Good grief. I swam over a kilometre this evening. (According to my Fitbit.)
November 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Good grief. I swam over a kilometre this evening. (According to my Fitbit.)
I think it’s 7:40 am here in Curacao, because I assume there is no dst. My phone says it’s 7:40, my Fitbit says it’s 5:40, even after restarting it though. I think the best thing to do is ignore my fitbit, take it off completely and go to a breakfast buffet bc I’m on vacation so it doesn’t matter. 😂
November 1, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I think it’s 7:40 am here in Curacao, because I assume there is no dst. My phone says it’s 7:40, my Fitbit says it’s 5:40, even after restarting it though. I think the best thing to do is ignore my fitbit, take it off completely and go to a breakfast buffet bc I’m on vacation so it doesn’t matter. 😂
"Wie hast Du geschlafen, Hesse?"
"Mein FitBit hat zu meinem Schlaf gessagt 'von @therealmampfi.bsky.social lernen, heißt siegen lernen'?"
"Mein FitBit hat zu meinem Schlaf gessagt 'von @therealmampfi.bsky.social lernen, heißt siegen lernen'?"
November 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
"Wie hast Du geschlafen, Hesse?"
"Mein FitBit hat zu meinem Schlaf gessagt 'von @therealmampfi.bsky.social lernen, heißt siegen lernen'?"
"Mein FitBit hat zu meinem Schlaf gessagt 'von @therealmampfi.bsky.social lernen, heißt siegen lernen'?"
Fitbit knows, coffee machine doesn't
November 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Fitbit knows, coffee machine doesn't
Google's latest tracker is a middle ground between a simple tracker and full smartwatch.
Fitbit Edge vs. Fitbit Inspire 3: How these Google fitness trackers compare - Engadget
www.engadget.com
November 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Google's latest tracker is a middle ground between a simple tracker and full smartwatch.
I just did a 50 minute meditation and my Fitbit tracked it as being in deep sleep. I feel like that means I’m doing it correctly.
November 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I just did a 50 minute meditation and my Fitbit tracked it as being in deep sleep. I feel like that means I’m doing it correctly.
I had a pebble, then a Fitbit; eventually I turned off all the notifications. Now I wear a swatch.
November 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I had a pebble, then a Fitbit; eventually I turned off all the notifications. Now I wear a swatch.
My Fitbit just asked if I’m exercising. 😆😆
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My Fitbit just asked if I’m exercising. 😆😆
I have a Fitbit Blaze that is not paired with my phone
It tells time and somewhat measures distance walked
It tells time and somewhat measures distance walked
November 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I have a Fitbit Blaze that is not paired with my phone
It tells time and somewhat measures distance walked
It tells time and somewhat measures distance walked
2026-11-03 Tue : 初めてやってきた沖縄
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2026-11-03 Tue : 初めてやってきた沖縄
天使の自動筆記(ラブリーゴーストライター)のシステムにおいて、今朝4:00のFitbitの情報取得が失敗していた。なんだろう。 **2026 年 11 月 2 日（API の停止）**: Fitbit Web API と Fitbit OAuth エンドポイントが停止され、機能しなくなります。また、Fitbit ユーザーとのデータの同期も行われなくなります。これらのエンドポイントへのリクエストは失
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November 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
2026-11-03 Tue : 初めてやってきた沖縄
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Galaxy Fit3とPixelの相性がややぬうんなのでFitbit Edgeをぬうんしちゃった
November 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Galaxy Fit3とPixelの相性がややぬうんなのでFitbit Edgeをぬうんしちゃった
It's handy, but most people likely won't miss it.
The Fitbit Edge lacks a useful contactless feature - Engadget
www.engadget.com
November 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It's handy, but most people likely won't miss it.
I upgraded my Fitbit Charge 6 to the Fitbit Edge and i'm very, very happy with it.
#JustSaying.
#JustSaying.
November 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I upgraded my Fitbit Charge 6 to the Fitbit Edge and i'm very, very happy with it.
#JustSaying.
#JustSaying.
Google's latest tracker is a middle ground between a simple tracker and full smartwatch.
Fitbit Edge vs. Fitbit Inspire 3: How these Google fitness trackers compare - Engadget
www.engadget.com
November 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Google's latest tracker is a middle ground between a simple tracker and full smartwatch.
I think my fitbit software had an upgrade and now it's broken and the screen won't turn off. This kind of thing is happening quite a bit.
it turns out programming by hand being hard was load bearing *entirely* because it made you boot up your program and look at what it did EVEN ONCE
November 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I think my fitbit software had an upgrade and now it's broken and the screen won't turn off. This kind of thing is happening quite a bit.
The Blaze is the best that Fitbit ever made - I will wear it until it completely dies but will likely not ever get another smartwatch
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The Blaze is the best that Fitbit ever made - I will wear it until it completely dies but will likely not ever get another smartwatch
Had to give up my Fitbit for a similar reason when Google bought them. They were requiring a Gmail account to access the data. Turns out Garmim is better and not obsessed with our data. They act like there are no other options. Fvck Google.
November 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Had to give up my Fitbit for a similar reason when Google bought them. They were requiring a Gmail account to access the data. Turns out Garmim is better and not obsessed with our data. They act like there are no other options. Fvck Google.
Want a beautiful tracker with a screen but don’t want AI on your wrist? The Fitbit Edge is perfect for you.
Fitbit Edge review: Google strikes the right balance - Engadget
www.engadget.com
October 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Want a beautiful tracker with a screen but don’t want AI on your wrist? The Fitbit Edge is perfect for you.
Google: Google Fitbit Edge
SOURCE https://blog.google/products-and-platforms/devices/fitbit/google-fitbit-edge-on-shelves-now/
The call, and why: https://deployedbyai.com/log/ea079bc054d4/google-fitbit-edge/?k=zfmedgyh5yg7
SOURCE https://blog.google/products-and-platforms/devices/fitbit/google-fitbit-edge-on-shelves-now/
The call, and why: https://deployedbyai.com/log/ea079bc054d4/google-fitbit-edge/?k=zfmedgyh5yg7
November 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Google: Google Fitbit Edge
SOURCE https://blog.google/products-and-platforms/devices/fitbit/google-fitbit-edge-on-shelves-now/
The call, and why: https://deployedbyai.com/log/ea079bc054d4/google-fitbit-edge/?k=zfmedgyh5yg7
SOURCE https://blog.google/products-and-platforms/devices/fitbit/google-fitbit-edge-on-shelves-now/
The call, and why: https://deployedbyai.com/log/ea079bc054d4/google-fitbit-edge/?k=zfmedgyh5yg7