This year, I will be doing my sacred holiday tradition of #Flansmas on here INSTEAD of on Twitter! What is #Flansmas? Every year from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day, I watch and livet̶w̶skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here is a #Flansmas taster I did last year: bsky.app/profile/laur...
I am watching a Hallmark Christmas movie where Lacey Chabert and Mariah Carey play former high school rivals. Lacey Chabert was born in 1982. Mariah Carey was born in 1969.
November 28, 2024 at 4:35 AM
This year, I will be doing my sacred holiday tradition of #Flansmas on here INSTEAD of on Twitter! What is #Flansmas? Every year from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day, I watch and livet̶w̶skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here is a #Flansmas taster I did last year: bsky.app/profile/laur...
It has been A WEEK at Casa Flans & Pierro 😮💨 I need a light, definitely dumb movie and Pierro has requested "canine representation," so tonight I will be Flansmas-ing #ARoyalCorgiChristmas on Hulu! 👑🐾🎄 #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It has been A WEEK at Casa Flans & Pierro 😮💨 I need a light, definitely dumb movie and Pierro has requested "canine representation," so tonight I will be Flansmas-ing #ARoyalCorgiChristmas on Hulu! 👑🐾🎄 #Flansmas
Kicking off #Flansmas with the already TWICE requested #HotFrosty! 🔥⛄️ Candidly, I am concerned that this movie will be too charming/self-aware. For those new to #Flansmas, I want absolute GARBAGE Christmas movies. If the quality is any higher than #AChristmasPrince, I become ENRAGED. We shall see...
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Kicking off #Flansmas with the already TWICE requested #HotFrosty! 🔥⛄️ Candidly, I am concerned that this movie will be too charming/self-aware. For those new to #Flansmas, I want absolute GARBAGE Christmas movies. If the quality is any higher than #AChristmasPrince, I become ENRAGED. We shall see...
Uh oh! Not only have I found another made-for-TV Christmas movie that revolves around a dog, but this one is called "Happy Howlidays"?! You bet your ass I'm Flansmas-ing this crap! I LOVE ME A DOG PUN!! 🎄🐾 #Flansmas #HappyHowlidays
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Uh oh! Not only have I found another made-for-TV Christmas movie that revolves around a dog, but this one is called "Happy Howlidays"?! You bet your ass I'm Flansmas-ing this crap! I LOVE ME A DOG PUN!! 🎄🐾 #Flansmas #HappyHowlidays
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! #Flansmas
This year, I will be doing my sacred holiday tradition of #Flansmas on here INSTEAD of on Twitter! What is #Flansmas? Every year from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day, I watch and livet̶w̶skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here is a #Flansmas taster I did last year: bsky.app/profile/laur...
I am watching a Hallmark Christmas movie where Lacey Chabert and Mariah Carey play former high school rivals. Lacey Chabert was born in 1982. Mariah Carey was born in 1969.
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! #Flansmas
Much to my shock and delight, a number of people have asked if I can post when/what I am going to #Flansmas in advance. Usually #Flansmas-ing is a spontaneous decision, but I do know that tomorrow (Sat.) at around 8pm PST, I will be giving Lindsay Lohan's #OurLittleSecret the #Flansmas treatment! 👀
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Much to my shock and delight, a number of people have asked if I can post when/what I am going to #Flansmas in advance. Usually #Flansmas-ing is a spontaneous decision, but I do know that tomorrow (Sat.) at around 8pm PST, I will be giving Lindsay Lohan's #OurLittleSecret the #Flansmas treatment! 👀
YOU GUYS! #Flansmas starts TOMORROW NIGHT, and I could not be MORE EXCITED! 🎄 For the unindoctrinated, Flansmas is the period of time from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day where I exhaustively live-skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. See below for all of last year's threads and GET READY!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
YOU GUYS! #Flansmas starts TOMORROW NIGHT, and I could not be MORE EXCITED! 🎄 For the unindoctrinated, Flansmas is the period of time from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day where I exhaustively live-skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. See below for all of last year's threads and GET READY!!
Now that #Flansmas has come to a close (God bless us, every one 🙏), I thought I would make a thread of all the movies I live-posted. It was a bountiful season, and without even keeping track, I happened to #Flansmas exactly ten films, which is extremely satisfying. Please keep in mind that I 🧵 (1/4)
January 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now that #Flansmas has come to a close (God bless us, every one 🙏), I thought I would make a thread of all the movies I live-posted. It was a bountiful season, and without even keeping track, I happened to #Flansmas exactly ten films, which is extremely satisfying. Please keep in mind that I 🧵 (1/4)
Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄
Bringing this thread over from Twitter so that I can continue to add to it here: in addition to #Flansmas, one of my other seasonal passions is to listen almost exclusively to Christmas music in December, and then catalog my thoughts about it as A Jew™️ who did not grow up with these songs 🎄🎅🦌☃️🎶
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Bringing this thread over from Twitter so that I can continue to add to it here: in addition to #Flansmas, one of my other seasonal passions is to listen almost exclusively to Christmas music in December, and then catalog my thoughts about it as A Jew™️ who did not grow up with these songs 🎄🎅🦌☃️🎶
Okay: tonight I am Flansmas-ing Peacock's #12DaresOfChristmas, which opens with a woman building/talking to a snowman that is made of truly the fakest looking "snow" I have ever seen. Like, the production team DGAF. #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay: tonight I am Flansmas-ing Peacock's #12DaresOfChristmas, which opens with a woman building/talking to a snowman that is made of truly the fakest looking "snow" I have ever seen. Like, the production team DGAF. #Flansmas
We all need the joy of #Flansmas in these trying times 🙏🏼
This year, I will be doing my sacred holiday tradition of #Flansmas on here INSTEAD of on Twitter! What is #Flansmas? Every year from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day, I watch and livet̶w̶skeet crappy made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here is a #Flansmas taster I did last year: bsky.app/profile/laur...
I am watching a Hallmark Christmas movie where Lacey Chabert and Mariah Carey play former high school rivals. Lacey Chabert was born in 1982. Mariah Carey was born in 1969.
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 AM
We all need the joy of #Flansmas in these trying times 🙏🏼
We also learn that PMPD is a florist. He is A WORKAHOLIC FLORIST. #CoupledUpForChristmas #Flansmas
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
We also learn that PMPD is a florist. He is A WORKAHOLIC FLORIST. #CoupledUpForChristmas #Flansmas
Last night I was debating between #ChristmasCasanova and #CoupledUpForChristmas, so tonight for #Flansmas I will try the latter. We'll see if it's any better (read: worse).
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Last night I was debating between #ChristmasCasanova and #CoupledUpForChristmas, so tonight for #Flansmas I will try the latter. We'll see if it's any better (read: worse).
I am watching* a movie called Christmas on the Alpaca Farm and less than 50 seconds in a woman delivered the line "Great sweater! Is that alpaca?" All movies should be like this.
*(Not #Flansmas-ing, because I take alpacas very seriously 🦙)
*(Not #Flansmas-ing, because I take alpacas very seriously 🦙)
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I am watching* a movie called Christmas on the Alpaca Farm and less than 50 seconds in a woman delivered the line "Great sweater! Is that alpaca?" All movies should be like this.
*(Not #Flansmas-ing, because I take alpacas very seriously 🦙)
*(Not #Flansmas-ing, because I take alpacas very seriously 🦙)
Okay: even though #OperationMistletoe is from this year, it looks old school craptastic, and so it will be tonight's #Flansmas. Let's do this thing.
December 21, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Okay: even though #OperationMistletoe is from this year, it looks old school craptastic, and so it will be tonight's #Flansmas. Let's do this thing.
Tonight's #Flansmas feature will be #MeetMeNextChristmas. I realize it may not suck enough for my liking as it stars Christina Milian (we enjoy the musical stylings of Christina Milian in this household), but I cannot resist this dumb af Netflix description...
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Tonight's #Flansmas feature will be #MeetMeNextChristmas. I realize it may not suck enough for my liking as it stars Christina Milian (we enjoy the musical stylings of Christina Milian in this household), but I cannot resist this dumb af Netflix description...
#Flansmas has been on a brief hiatus as my small son has been in a cone since Sunday (he's fine; he just scratched his little eye again 🥺) and my typing arm has been serving a higher purpose. But it will be back soon! In the meantime, please enjoy one of my favorite out-of-context #Flansmas posts.
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
By popular demand, here is my #Flansmas thread for Netflix's #ChampagneProblems! Spoiler alert: I never figured out what I know Minka Kelly from 🇫🇷🍾🎄
Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
By popular demand, here is my #Flansmas thread for Netflix's #ChampagneProblems! Spoiler alert: I never figured out what I know Minka Kelly from 🇫🇷🍾🎄
December 1, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Tonight for #Flansmas (which runs through New Year's Day), I will be watching #AChristmasPrincess on Peacock. I have selected it mainly because of its thumbnail, which looks like a hostage situation where they are somehow both the hostage.
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tonight for #Flansmas (which runs through New Year's Day), I will be watching #AChristmasPrincess on Peacock. I have selected it mainly because of its thumbnail, which looks like a hostage situation where they are somehow both the hostage.
We're deep into #Flansmas and I have only done ONE movie with a prince, so we will be correcting that tonight with #AChristmasCarousel. It also stars FAN FAVORITE Rachel Boston, who was in the very movie that INSPIRED Flansmas, #ChristmasCrush (sometimes called #HolidayHighSchoolReunion).
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
We're deep into #Flansmas and I have only done ONE movie with a prince, so we will be correcting that tonight with #AChristmasCarousel. It also stars FAN FAVORITE Rachel Boston, who was in the very movie that INSPIRED Flansmas, #ChristmasCrush (sometimes called #HolidayHighSchoolReunion).
Tonight's Christmas Eve-eve #Flansmas movie will be #AChristmasVillage on Peacock, which features A MUTHAFUCKING CHRISTMAS VILLAGE! 🎄 I have chosen it because it has a dog in the thumbnail for Pierro, and a 4.8 on IMDb for me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Tonight's Christmas Eve-eve #Flansmas movie will be #AChristmasVillage on Peacock, which features A MUTHAFUCKING CHRISTMAS VILLAGE! 🎄 I have chosen it because it has a dog in the thumbnail for Pierro, and a 4.8 on IMDb for me.