I drafted Watson and grabbed Golden for a buck in our salary cap league. I felt like I made a mistake at the time forgetting I already had Watson. That duo is crushing it for me. Burden meanwhile is teasing from the bench. #champagneproblems
November 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I drafted Watson and grabbed Golden for a buck in our salary cap league. I felt like I made a mistake at the time forgetting I already had Watson. That duo is crushing it for me. Burden meanwhile is teasing from the bench. #champagneproblems
In #ChampagneProblems, and in important news apparently that one candidate has a nice culo.
The Senate race between Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins gives us good material to illustrate two common problems with men's trousers, which most people miss when shopping.
Let me show you. 🧵
Let me show you. 🧵
October 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
In #ChampagneProblems, and in important news apparently that one candidate has a nice culo.
> Can a $500 Keurig earn its counter space? www.nbcnews.com/select/shopp...
No, it does NOT earn my counter space, but then again, I do not need a $500 boondoggle to make #coffee ☕
YMMV.
#ChampagneProblems
No, it does NOT earn my counter space, but then again, I do not need a $500 boondoggle to make #coffee ☕
YMMV.
#ChampagneProblems
My iced latte cost $9.53. Could Keurig’s plastic-free $500 Alta make better financial sense?
After three weeks of testing, I found plenty to like about the Alta’s design. Whether it earns its $500 price depends on your coffee shop habit.
www.nbcnews.com
October 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
> Can a $500 Keurig earn its counter space? www.nbcnews.com/select/shopp...
No, it does NOT earn my counter space, but then again, I do not need a $500 boondoggle to make #coffee ☕
YMMV.
#ChampagneProblems
No, it does NOT earn my counter space, but then again, I do not need a $500 boondoggle to make #coffee ☕
YMMV.
#ChampagneProblems
October 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
> DEAR ABBY: Bachelor trip turns into financial headache torontosun.com/life/relatio...
#BadEconomy #ChampagneProblems #weddings (c)
#BadEconomy #ChampagneProblems #weddings (c)
DEAR ABBY: Bachelor trip turns into financial headache
Three men who initially were eager to take part in a multiday outing backed out, leaving the others having to cover extra expenses.
torontosun.com
October 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
> DEAR ABBY: Bachelor trip turns into financial headache torontosun.com/life/relatio...
#BadEconomy #ChampagneProblems #weddings (c)
#BadEconomy #ChampagneProblems #weddings (c)
> Prudential found 86% of Americans 50 and up don't feel free to spend savings on enjoyment
qz.com/prudential-s...
In #ChampagneProblems as survey is asking those with $500K or more in "investable assets," you know people who could burn some money if they wanted to.
qz.com/prudential-s...
In #ChampagneProblems as survey is asking those with $500K or more in "investable assets," you know people who could burn some money if they wanted to.
Prudential survey finds older Americans hesitate to spend savings
Among respondents with $500,000 or more in investable assets, 61% do not feel comfortable spending for enjoyment
qz.com
October 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
> Prudential found 86% of Americans 50 and up don't feel free to spend savings on enjoyment
qz.com/prudential-s...
In #ChampagneProblems as survey is asking those with $500K or more in "investable assets," you know people who could burn some money if they wanted to.
qz.com/prudential-s...
In #ChampagneProblems as survey is asking those with $500K or more in "investable assets," you know people who could burn some money if they wanted to.
Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems
> 'Crypto King' investor recounts the moment he learned $311M investment fund didn’t exist www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#scams #crime #corruption #exploitation #BadEconomy
> 'Crypto King' investor recounts the moment he learned $311M investment fund didn’t exist www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#scams #crime #corruption #exploitation #BadEconomy
'Crypto King' investor recounts the moment he learned $311M investment fund didn’t exist | CBC News
An investor and friend of Aiden Pleterski showed up at the lakefront mansion of the self-described "Crypto King" in June 2022 to "get proof in person" of how much money was in Pleterski’s investment a...
www.cbc.ca
October 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems
> 'Crypto King' investor recounts the moment he learned $311M investment fund didn’t exist www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#scams #crime #corruption #exploitation #BadEconomy
> 'Crypto King' investor recounts the moment he learned $311M investment fund didn’t exist www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#scams #crime #corruption #exploitation #BadEconomy
The Redditor sums up my feelings as well. Fuck 'em.
#BringBackGuillotines
#ChampagneProblems
#BadEconomy
#BringBackGuillotines
#ChampagneProblems
#BadEconomy
October 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The Redditor sums up my feelings as well. Fuck 'em.
#BringBackGuillotines
#ChampagneProblems
#BadEconomy
#BringBackGuillotines
#ChampagneProblems
#BadEconomy
In #ChampagneProblems, book club edition.
I know this makes me a bad librarian, but I could not care less for book clubs. I am trained to do them, but I'd rather not.
#books #reading #booksky
I know this makes me a bad librarian, but I could not care less for book clubs. I am trained to do them, but I'd rather not.
#books #reading #booksky
‘I will see you in the parking lot after this’: when book clubs get dramatic
‘I will see you in the parking lot after this’: when book clubs get dramatic
Book clubs can be fun, fulfilling and interesting – but many members have seen a meeting or group go down in flames
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
In #ChampagneProblems, book club edition.
I know this makes me a bad librarian, but I could not care less for book clubs. I am trained to do them, but I'd rather not.
#books #reading #booksky
I know this makes me a bad librarian, but I could not care less for book clubs. I am trained to do them, but I'd rather not.
#books #reading #booksky
> Wealthy Tech Guys Can’t Get Dates Because They’re So Widely Hated That Not Even Money Is Making Women Grimace and Deal With Them futurism.com/future-socie...
Can't imagine why.
#Tech #TechBros #ChampagneProblems #dating #relationships #assholes
Can't imagine why.
#Tech #TechBros #ChampagneProblems #dating #relationships #assholes
Wealthy Tech Guys Can't Get Dates Because They're So Widely Hated That Not Even Money Is Making Women Grimace and Deal With Them
Some dudes who work for Big Tech companies complain that women won't talk to them because of who they work for.
futurism.com
September 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
> Wealthy Tech Guys Can’t Get Dates Because They’re So Widely Hated That Not Even Money Is Making Women Grimace and Deal With Them futurism.com/future-socie...
Can't imagine why.
#Tech #TechBros #ChampagneProblems #dating #relationships #assholes
Can't imagine why.
#Tech #TechBros #ChampagneProblems #dating #relationships #assholes
It just seems like such #ChampagneProblems
September 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It just seems like such #ChampagneProblems
Grand Theft Auto VI: can playing a video game count as cheating on your partner?
Grand Theft Auto VI: can playing a video game count as cheating on your partner?
Historically a new Grand Theft Auto game inspired controversy around violence – but this time people are getting exercised about its romance
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2026 at 11:32 AM
In #ChampagneProblems because, seriously, who gives a fuck?
> Ivanka Trump Faces Backlash for Insensitive Horse Riding Video During Tough Economic Times allchronology.com/2026/09/08/i...
#BringBackGuillotines #AmericanEmpire
> Ivanka Trump Faces Backlash for Insensitive Horse Riding Video During Tough Economic Times allchronology.com/2026/09/08/i...
#BringBackGuillotines #AmericanEmpire
Ivanka Trump Faces Backlash for Insensitive Horse Riding Video During Tough Economic Times
Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of former President Donald Trump, sparked a wave of criticism this week after posting a lavish video of herself galloping along a picturesque beach. The backlash w…
allchronology.com
September 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
In #ChampagneProblems because, seriously, who gives a fuck?
> Ivanka Trump Faces Backlash for Insensitive Horse Riding Video During Tough Economic Times allchronology.com/2026/09/08/i...
#BringBackGuillotines #AmericanEmpire
> Ivanka Trump Faces Backlash for Insensitive Horse Riding Video During Tough Economic Times allchronology.com/2026/09/08/i...
#BringBackGuillotines #AmericanEmpire
> Serial pooper wreaks havoc on rich California neighborhood: ‘Every morning’ nypost.com/2026/09/03/u...
Apparently, as long as they do not become the serial poo slinger, nothing the local agencies can do about it. 💩
#California #ChampagneProblems #SerialPooper
Apparently, as long as they do not become the serial poo slinger, nothing the local agencies can do about it. 💩
#California #ChampagneProblems #SerialPooper
Serial pooper wreaks havoc on rich California neighborhood: ‘Every morning’
One wealthy California neighborhood is dealing with some serious s–t.
nypost.com
September 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
> Serial pooper wreaks havoc on rich California neighborhood: ‘Every morning’ nypost.com/2026/09/03/u...
Apparently, as long as they do not become the serial poo slinger, nothing the local agencies can do about it. 💩
#California #ChampagneProblems #SerialPooper
Apparently, as long as they do not become the serial poo slinger, nothing the local agencies can do about it. 💩
#California #ChampagneProblems #SerialPooper
In #ChampagneProblems. . .
The couple quit royal duties six years ago to head to California. It's unclear how they will be received on return.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle return to UK after royal rift
The couple quit royal duties six years ago to head to California. It's unclear how they will be received on return.
www.aljazeera.com
August 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
In #ChampagneProblems. . .
August 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
> Influencer Melts Down That People Didn’t Like Her Being a Paid Shill for OpenAI futurism.com/artificial-i...
#ChampagneProblems #influencers #useless #AISlop #sloperator #SocialMedia (c)
#ChampagneProblems #influencers #useless #AISlop #sloperator #SocialMedia (c)
Influencer Melts Down That People Didn't Like Her Being a Paid Shill for OpenAI
An influencer who attended a "luxury eco-retreat" put on by ChatGPT maker OpenAI got far more of a reaction than she bargained for.
futurism.com
August 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
> Influencer Melts Down That People Didn’t Like Her Being a Paid Shill for OpenAI futurism.com/artificial-i...
#ChampagneProblems #influencers #useless #AISlop #sloperator #SocialMedia (c)
#ChampagneProblems #influencers #useless #AISlop #sloperator #SocialMedia (c)
Netflix Stars Share BTS Behind 'Champagne Problems' Scene: 12/10 would trust anything that little lady told me to do. #ChampagneProblems #shorts
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Burning Questions… #ChampagneProblems #NetflixStars #BTS #BehindTheScenes #Shorts
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Burning Questions… #ChampagneProblems #NetflixStars #BTS #BehindTheScenes #Shorts
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Netflix Stars Share BTS Behind 'Champagne Problems' Scene: 12/10 would trust anything that little lady told me to do. #ChampagneProblems #shorts
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Burning Questions… #ChampagneProblems #NetflixStars #BTS #BehindTheScenes #Shorts
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Burning Questions… #ChampagneProblems #NetflixStars #BTS #BehindTheScenes #Shorts
Minka Kelly Shares the French Words She Learned on Set for 'Champagne Problems': You're doing amazing #MinkaKelly! 🇫🇷🫶 #shorts
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Ask… #MinkaKelly #ChampagneProblems #FrenchLanguage #LearningFrench #ActorsOnSet
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November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Minka Kelly Shares the French Words She Learned on Set for 'Champagne Problems': You're doing amazing #MinkaKelly! 🇫🇷🫶 #shorts
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Ask… #MinkaKelly #ChampagneProblems #FrenchLanguage #LearningFrench #ActorsOnSet
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Holiday film review: Matt DeCristo continues the festiveness with "Champagne Problems, a middle of the road Netflix holiday romp starring Minka Kelly and Tom Wozniczka.
#champagneproblems #netflix #minkakelly #tomwoniczka #filmreview #holidaymovies
www.themoviebuff.net/2025/12/cham...
#champagneproblems #netflix #minkakelly #tomwoniczka #filmreview #holidaymovies
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‘Champagne Problems’ Review (2025) | The Movie Buff
Looking for an in-depth “Champagne Problems” movie review? The Movie Buff is your source for reviews, news, content, and more!
www.themoviebuff.net
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Holiday film review: Matt DeCristo continues the festiveness with "Champagne Problems, a middle of the road Netflix holiday romp starring Minka Kelly and Tom Wozniczka.
#champagneproblems #netflix #minkakelly #tomwoniczka #filmreview #holidaymovies
www.themoviebuff.net/2025/12/cham...
#champagneproblems #netflix #minkakelly #tomwoniczka #filmreview #holidaymovies
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#MovieMenu #November2025 #Films #Movies #OutThisWeek #Cinemas #Streaming #NewFilmReleases #NewMovieReleases #MovieOfTheWeek #WickedForGood #WickedMovie #SisuRoadToRevenge #TheThingWithFeathers #TheCarpentersSon #Game #TheIceTower #TrainDreams #ChampagneProblems #TheFamilyPlan2
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
By popular demand, here is my #Flansmas thread for Netflix's #ChampagneProblems! Spoiler alert: I never figured out what I know Minka Kelly from 🇫🇷🍾🎄
Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
By popular demand, here is my #Flansmas thread for Netflix's #ChampagneProblems! Spoiler alert: I never figured out what I know Minka Kelly from 🇫🇷🍾🎄
This movie was WAY too good for #Flansmas but I enjoyed watching it. Minka Kelly is hot and looks like Rose Byrne. The acting and writing were way too enjoyable, but there was a dog. Pierro said his favorite part was the fart scene. I will have to watch an ACTUALLY bad movie next. #ChampagneProblems
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This movie was WAY too good for #Flansmas but I enjoyed watching it. Minka Kelly is hot and looks like Rose Byrne. The acting and writing were way too enjoyable, but there was a dog. Pierro said his favorite part was the fart scene. I will have to watch an ACTUALLY bad movie next. #ChampagneProblems
Horny French Guy has started his alcoholic bookstore. Minka Kelly's sister is there for some reason. German Guy is maybe trying to bone her. Westie Dog goes chasing a rabbit and maybe will find another book that belonged to Horny French Guy's dead mom. The end!
#ChampagneProblems #Flansmas
#ChampagneProblems #Flansmas
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Horny French Guy has started his alcoholic bookstore. Minka Kelly's sister is there for some reason. German Guy is maybe trying to bone her. Westie Dog goes chasing a rabbit and maybe will find another book that belonged to Horny French Guy's dead mom. The end!
#ChampagneProblems #Flansmas
#ChampagneProblems #Flansmas