#flaxseed
I think I'm getting kind of not terrible at this.
April 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
July 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I eat flaxseed because that’s what assholes do
March 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This one. (Art by Flaxseed)

I have a mighty need for simple, dual tone diapers. Colored wings, and either a white pad or a slightly less saturated color to compliment the wings.
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
saying this in Daniel Craig’s Knives Out voice for some reason
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
With prices going up, here are some common substitutions for eggs in your recipes.

1 egg roughly =
- ¼ cup applesauce
- 1 tbsp ground chia/flaxseed + 3 tbsp water
- ¼ cup puréed, silken tofu
- ¼ cup yogurt or buttermilk
- 2 tbsp arrowroot powder + 3 tbsp water

Bon appétit!
April 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Grabbing a quick bite before a business meeting 😮‍💨 Just leave me in my kitchen!!!

🥪 Flaxseed bread, brawn (head cheese), gruyère, tomatoes, and lettuce.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hope it’s with your mouth, because that’s how I’ve been doing it. 🤞
September 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
iced latte w/ bustelo, flaxseed milk, and cinnamon coconut almond creamer (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
September 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
faintly leathery sweat and flaxseed hair gel.
September 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
art by @flaxseed and @bubblepuppers
September 11, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Long time no bread posting. This week I made another flaxseed sourdough.
July 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My multivitamin got all caught up on my flaxseed oil capsule which caused a bottleneck that my probiotic couldn't get through so I'm sending a pork chop down to bust this up.
May 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
myo-inositol
saw palmetto
flaxseed oil (massage and consumption)
fenugreek
MSM
progesterone
estrogen
collagen
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Removal of non-tariff trade barrier for flaxseed to the EU reflects confidence in Canada's agricultural exports

www.canada.ca/en/agricultu...
Removal of non-tariff trade barrier for flaxseed to the EU reflects confidence in Canada's agricultural exports - Canada.ca
Canada is one of the world's largest producers and global exporters of flaxseed.
www.canada.ca
April 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The September reset is real. I’m about to become a better person, flaxseed by flaxseed | Emma Brockes
The September reset is real. I’m about to become a better person, flaxseed by flaxseed | Emma Brockes
Small changes are what I’m aiming for – 10-minute workouts, cleaning out my handbag. Then I’m less likely to have failed come October, says Guardian columnist Emma Brockes
www.theguardian.com
September 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Applesauce, flaxseed, EnerG all work fantastic too. I bake vegan so no eggs is never an issue! 😁
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
spent the morning constructing a graven image made of flaxseed pancakes for the goddess of fiber
June 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Correct, I bake with flaxseed instead of eggs. Two Tbl. of warm water + one Tbl. flaxseed powder = one egg
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"Why have I wasted so much time eating vegetables? And flaxseed? What even is flaxseed? Give me some ultra-processed, teeth-rotting cake that bursts like sunshine and rainbows in my mouth."
Fuck It, I’m Making a Funfetti Cake
I’m in the baking ingredients aisle looking for unbleached quinoa flour when I see it: a box of Funfetti cake mix. Ugh, what a sugar bomb. I’m alre...
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April 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
new hobbit name just dropped
November 10, 2024 at 5:41 PM
This antelope SWEARS it was just flaxseed oil. REALLY.
The best thing about this planet is that every few days I'll learn about an animal I've literally never seen or heard of before, like the Nilgai which is just a stupidly massive antelope
March 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM
making a cranberry oatmeal flaxseed cookie as the sweet treat of the week
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Flaxseed works so well.
But if no flaxseed?
Applesauce or pureed prunes, 3 tablespoons = 1 egg.
March 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I think my flaxseed might be expired lmao
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM