2000 Flushes-ass pool
May 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
2000 Flushes-ass pool
person in adjacent stall flushes once: that's normal. i am safe
two flushes: the electronic sensor is probably touchy. no reason for concern
three flushes: thats a lot but we've all been there
four flushes: this is concerning. something is wrong
five flushes: i am in danger. we are all in danger
two flushes: the electronic sensor is probably touchy. no reason for concern
three flushes: thats a lot but we've all been there
four flushes: this is concerning. something is wrong
five flushes: i am in danger. we are all in danger
June 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
person in adjacent stall flushes once: that's normal. i am safe
two flushes: the electronic sensor is probably touchy. no reason for concern
three flushes: thats a lot but we've all been there
four flushes: this is concerning. something is wrong
five flushes: i am in danger. we are all in danger
two flushes: the electronic sensor is probably touchy. no reason for concern
three flushes: thats a lot but we've all been there
four flushes: this is concerning. something is wrong
five flushes: i am in danger. we are all in danger
Had a nice dream I was barefoot in the woods finding huge flushes of morels
May 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Had a nice dream I was barefoot in the woods finding huge flushes of morels
So large it’s going to take two flushes.
Trump says MAGA is "probably the greatest movement in the history of the world"
March 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
So large it’s going to take two flushes.
Welcome to Flushes 2.0
The Internet's Bathroom. All-gender, always. 🏳️⚧️
Built on @atproto.com, Flushes is a silly app for sharing when you're flushing. You know what's not silly? Bathroom bills. They target & harm trans people.
Try Flushes & join our fundraiser for @trevorproject.bsky.social:
The Internet's Bathroom. All-gender, always. 🏳️⚧️
Built on @atproto.com, Flushes is a silly app for sharing when you're flushing. You know what's not silly? Bathroom bills. They target & harm trans people.
Try Flushes & join our fundraiser for @trevorproject.bsky.social:
Flushes
The Internet's Bathroom. Post your flushes, see who else is in there, and keep every record in your own AT Protocol repo.
flushes.app
August 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Welcome to Flushes 2.0
The Internet's Bathroom. All-gender, always. 🏳️⚧️
Built on @atproto.com, Flushes is a silly app for sharing when you're flushing. You know what's not silly? Bathroom bills. They target & harm trans people.
Try Flushes & join our fundraiser for @trevorproject.bsky.social:
The Internet's Bathroom. All-gender, always. 🏳️⚧️
Built on @atproto.com, Flushes is a silly app for sharing when you're flushing. You know what's not silly? Bathroom bills. They target & harm trans people.
Try Flushes & join our fundraiser for @trevorproject.bsky.social:
Proven to kill 99.9% of bacteria, lasts 2000 flushes.
May 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Proven to kill 99.9% of bacteria, lasts 2000 flushes.
life is what happens between flushes. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
life is what happens between flushes. 🧵
At least the bog flushes.
February 25, 2026 at 7:36 AM
At least the bog flushes.
"Alllll... let's have seeeex!"
"Ehhh... no, Peg"
{toilet flushes}
"Ehhh... no, Peg"
{toilet flushes}
May 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Alllll... let's have seeeex!"
"Ehhh... no, Peg"
{toilet flushes}
"Ehhh... no, Peg"
{toilet flushes}
Pro tip: Nobody who flushes and eats incriminating documents—not to mention steals classified documents—is going to release anything from the Epstein files he doesn’t want you to see.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pro tip: Nobody who flushes and eats incriminating documents—not to mention steals classified documents—is going to release anything from the Epstein files he doesn’t want you to see.
guy who flushes the urinal with his chin
September 22, 2026 at 12:58 PM
guy who flushes the urinal with his chin
RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants
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RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants
WASHINGTON—Declaring that there was no better time for the U.S. populace to go cold turkey, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly attempted to flush the nation’s antidepressants this week. “Listen, I found these in your medicine cabinet,” said Kennedy, the 71-year-old Cabinet member stunning Americans in all 50 states as he […]
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April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is unfair. Kennedy returned moments later with an enormous syringe filled with the blue 10,000 Flushes fluid and administered life-saving aid.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is unfair. Kennedy returned moments later with an enormous syringe filled with the blue 10,000 Flushes fluid and administered life-saving aid.
She's playing Balatro and I need someone who isn't me to remind her flushes exist. I had to text her campaign staff to relay this message, a level of mansplaining previously believed to be impossible.
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January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
She's playing Balatro and I need someone who isn't me to remind her flushes exist. I had to text her campaign staff to relay this message, a level of mansplaining previously believed to be impossible.
I hope Mark Carney flushes out all the US media that is polluting our Country.
Time to shut them down and make them properly label themselves as Propagnada Outlets.
Time to shut them down and make them properly label themselves as Propagnada Outlets.
April 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hope Mark Carney flushes out all the US media that is polluting our Country.
Time to shut them down and make them properly label themselves as Propagnada Outlets.
Time to shut them down and make them properly label themselves as Propagnada Outlets.
This is better than 2000 flushes color AI slop Trump posted
Friend sent me this photo he took today of the Reflecting Pool
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This is better than 2000 flushes color AI slop Trump posted
September 22, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Who flushes 160,000 pounds of trash
July 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who flushes 160,000 pounds of trash
‘Garth Marenghi’s Skull Flusher’ ep 1 is now LIVE.
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
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Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
‘Garth Marenghi’s Skull Flusher’ ep 1 is now LIVE.
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
Be the reason why a hands-free toilet flushes as you walk by
August 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Be the reason why a hands-free toilet flushes as you walk by
Dark souls 1 story AFTER 100000 YEARS OF PISS WARRIOR FINALLY FLUSHES TOILET
October 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dark souls 1 story AFTER 100000 YEARS OF PISS WARRIOR FINALLY FLUSHES TOILET
Fruity Petals™ is a vibrant climbing rose from William J. Radler—yes, the Knock Out® guy—that fans your garden with ruffled blooms of coral fading into apricot and finished with a sunny yellow eye. It explodes in a heavy spring bloom and keeps going with repeat flushes all season.
April 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Fruity Petals™ is a vibrant climbing rose from William J. Radler—yes, the Knock Out® guy—that fans your garden with ruffled blooms of coral fading into apricot and finished with a sunny yellow eye. It explodes in a heavy spring bloom and keeps going with repeat flushes all season.
Moses Mike flushes and turns red when he is telling lies.
July 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Moses Mike flushes and turns red when he is telling lies.
meow's entire body ripples whenever she fires a gun And she flushes involuntarily cuz it feels really good
June 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
meow's entire body ripples whenever she fires a gun And she flushes involuntarily cuz it feels really good