If someone put Marjorie Taylor Greene’s brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If someone put Marjorie Taylor Greene’s brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
If you put Donald Trump's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If you put Donald Trump's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
i fly like pinky get high like brain
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
i fly like pinky get high like brain
Reading is difficult for Brian Kilmeade, sincerity even more so, both at the same time makes the hamster wheel in his brain fly off its supports
The Brian Kilmeade apology looks like a hostage video
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reading is difficult for Brian Kilmeade, sincerity even more so, both at the same time makes the hamster wheel in his brain fly off its supports
If you put Donald Trump's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
March 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you put Donald Trump's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
If you put Peter Navarro’s brain in a bird, it would fly backward and upside down, right before it spiraled right into the fucking ground.
April 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you put Peter Navarro’s brain in a bird, it would fly backward and upside down, right before it spiraled right into the fucking ground.
ughhhh i fly like pinky get high like brain
May 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ughhhh i fly like pinky get high like brain
Drosophila whole-brain emulation based on map of fruit fly neural connectome tested using simulated fly body kinematic and sensory model: www.rathbiotaclan.com/whole-brain-...
(Original research project here: flywire.ai )
(Original research project here: flywire.ai )
Whole Brain Emulation Achieved: Scientists Run a Fruit Fly Brain in Simulation | RathBiotaClan
Scientists ran a real fruit fly brain in simulation using the FlyWire connectome, achieving the first working whole brain emulation.
www.rathbiotaclan.com
March 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Drosophila whole-brain emulation based on map of fruit fly neural connectome tested using simulated fly body kinematic and sensory model: www.rathbiotaclan.com/whole-brain-...
(Original research project here: flywire.ai )
(Original research project here: flywire.ai )
If you put Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
If you put Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
The fruit fly brain has 140,000 neurons and nearly 500 feet of wiring. Here’s my story about how scientists have drawn its map—the first complete map of any complex adult brain. Gift link: nyti.ms/4gR4kx0 🧪
After a Decade, Scientists Unveil Fly Brain in Stunning Detail
Scientists have mapped out how 140,000 neurons are wired in the brain of the fruit fly, Drosophila melanogaster.
nyti.ms
October 2, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The fruit fly brain has 140,000 neurons and nearly 500 feet of wiring. Here’s my story about how scientists have drawn its map—the first complete map of any complex adult brain. Gift link: nyti.ms/4gR4kx0 🧪
that's why the headline says "Mapping the complete male fruit fly brain" and not "literally creating a male fruit fly brain"
September 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
that's why the headline says "Mapping the complete male fruit fly brain" and not "literally creating a male fruit fly brain"
Google mapped the entire connectome of a fly brain and made it available for download research.google/blog/a-conne...
A connectomics milestone: Mapping the complete male fruit fly brain
research.google
September 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Google mapped the entire connectome of a fly brain and made it available for download research.google/blog/a-conne...
Andy Borowitz on Donald Trump quoting Molly Ivins on Dan Quayle:
“If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, 🐝 it would fly backwards.”
But with Trump, the bee would fly upside down and zigzag erratically, vindictively stinging everything in sight and shitting on everyone it deemed disloyal 😵💫!!
“If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, 🐝 it would fly backwards.”
But with Trump, the bee would fly upside down and zigzag erratically, vindictively stinging everything in sight and shitting on everyone it deemed disloyal 😵💫!!
August 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Andy Borowitz on Donald Trump quoting Molly Ivins on Dan Quayle:
“If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, 🐝 it would fly backwards.”
But with Trump, the bee would fly upside down and zigzag erratically, vindictively stinging everything in sight and shitting on everyone it deemed disloyal 😵💫!!
“If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, 🐝 it would fly backwards.”
But with Trump, the bee would fly upside down and zigzag erratically, vindictively stinging everything in sight and shitting on everyone it deemed disloyal 😵💫!!
on twitter right now they are having the fly brain learn to fly a plane then crash the plane into the twin towers if you were wondering
September 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
on twitter right now they are having the fly brain learn to fly a plane then crash the plane into the twin towers if you were wondering
I bet the fruit fly brain could post better than the bottom %25 of bluesky users
September 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I bet the fruit fly brain could post better than the bottom %25 of bluesky users
for the record we did not do this with a fly. map/territory confusion. we made a very high quality map of a fly brain.
If you could perfectly reconstruct a human brain in a computer like we did with a fly, it would both be an inconceivable scientific breakthrough, and the digital human would not want to solve N=NP, it would probably want to listen to butt rock and nap on the couch.
September 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
for the record we did not do this with a fly. map/territory confusion. we made a very high quality map of a fly brain.
Molly Ivins's quote about Dan Quayle applies equally well to Trump: “If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, it would fly backwards.”
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Molly Ivins's quote about Dan Quayle applies equally well to Trump: “If you put that man’s brain in a bumblebee, it would fly backwards.”
Quick Monday doodle while its fly on my brain. I mean fruit on my fly. I mean fruit in my brain. Please do NOT model, rig, procedure animate, and rig stimuli nodes to a latex fruit fly drone. Please do not invent the pleasure nexus. Organic minds were not meant to withstand the pleasure nexus.
September 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Quick Monday doodle while its fly on my brain. I mean fruit on my fly. I mean fruit in my brain. Please do NOT model, rig, procedure animate, and rig stimuli nodes to a latex fruit fly drone. Please do not invent the pleasure nexus. Organic minds were not meant to withstand the pleasure nexus.
Welp. It happened. Fly brain teledildonics with @buttplug.io
I wonder what level of hell is now reserved for the things I have enabled, and if it is actually any worse than having to work with Bluetooth.
Code at github.com/paoloo/flybr...
I wonder what level of hell is now reserved for the things I have enabled, and if it is actually any worse than having to work with Bluetooth.
Code at github.com/paoloo/flybr...
September 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Welp. It happened. Fly brain teledildonics with @buttplug.io
I wonder what level of hell is now reserved for the things I have enabled, and if it is actually any worse than having to work with Bluetooth.
Code at github.com/paoloo/flybr...
I wonder what level of hell is now reserved for the things I have enabled, and if it is actually any worse than having to work with Bluetooth.
Code at github.com/paoloo/flybr...
How much did taxpayers just pay for generals from around the world to fly in to listen to Donald Trump’s public brain rot speech to them?
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
How much did taxpayers just pay for generals from around the world to fly in to listen to Donald Trump’s public brain rot speech to them?
"If Bondi's brain was in a bird, it would fly backward" I heard it said, today.
July 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"If Bondi's brain was in a bird, it would fly backward" I heard it said, today.
We successfully digitized the brain of a fly and people immediately created torture simulations.
Cool
Cool
September 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
We successfully digitized the brain of a fly and people immediately created torture simulations.
Cool
Cool
has anyone benchmarked the fruit fly brain against jev
September 18, 2026 at 1:43 PM
has anyone benchmarked the fruit fly brain against jev
