#footlongfelony
I'll take a #FootLongFelony please and an #OrangeCRUSH
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The puns in the commenst are brilliant! #sandwichassault #wasteoftaxpayerdollars #footlongfelony
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM