#sandwichassault
I deliver DoorDash, or as it's known these days, an arms dealer. #sandwichassault
August 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
August 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yes, #USAG Bondi, we understand.
#sandwichassault #DC
August 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The puns in the commenst are brilliant! #sandwichassault #wasteoftaxpayerdollars #footlongfelony
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In Mrs Doubtfire Voice:
“It’s a drive by hoagie assault”
#SandwichAssault
#Hoagie
#DC
#DCmilitarytakeover
August 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Another law and order win for the Trump administration! Felony charges for all sandwich assaulters!!!
#trump #ICE #resistance #sandwichassault
August 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Thoughts and prayers to the man hit with that submarine sandwich. I hope he’s getting the counselling he needs, he must be very shaken up. #thoughtsandprayers #sandwichassault #whatcalibresandwich
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#Trump
#TrumpMartialLaw
#DC
#Sandwichassault

I read that the Officer Assaulted with a sandwich, was treated at the……..Mayo Clinic
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August 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM