“Can’t 86 him? 25th him.” — Founding Fathers, probably.
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Can’t 86 him? 25th him.” — Founding Fathers, probably.
Donald Trump is who our Founding
Fathers tried to warn us about. 🇺🇸
Fathers tried to warn us about. 🇺🇸
September 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Donald Trump is who our Founding
Fathers tried to warn us about. 🇺🇸
Fathers tried to warn us about. 🇺🇸
Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 https://theonion.com/washington-wizards-announce-founding-wizard-dead-at-682/
June 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 https://theonion.com/washington-wizards-announce-founding-wizard-dead-at-682/
Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute
June 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute
We have even forgot our own founding principles.
June 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
We have even forgot our own founding principles.
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
December 6, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space https://theonion.com/founding-fathers-smile-down-on-america-from-outer-space/
July 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space https://theonion.com/founding-fathers-smile-down-on-america-from-outer-space/
From one of our actual ‘founding fathers’ lips to God’s ears…👇
Let’s. Do. This. ✨
Let’s. Do. This. ✨
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
From one of our actual ‘founding fathers’ lips to God’s ears…👇
Let’s. Do. This. ✨
Let’s. Do. This. ✨
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
Another “libtard” founding father.
James Madison:
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive & judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elected, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.”
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive & judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elected, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.”
August 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Another “libtard” founding father.
Our founding fathers owned human beings
Mao was bad. It’s insane that that’s a potentially divisive statement on this website.
September 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Our founding fathers owned human beings
the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
Probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind
December 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind
The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up peacefully.
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up peacefully.
The Founding Fathers
Could NEVER Have
Conceived, An Unstable
Fatty Mass Would Have Ascended
To The Presidency.
Could NEVER Have
Conceived, An Unstable
Fatty Mass Would Have Ascended
To The Presidency.
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The Founding Fathers
Could NEVER Have
Conceived, An Unstable
Fatty Mass Would Have Ascended
To The Presidency.
Could NEVER Have
Conceived, An Unstable
Fatty Mass Would Have Ascended
To The Presidency.
me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created
founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
June 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created
founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
It boils down to this: They want the founding without the violence that made it possible.
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It boils down to this: They want the founding without the violence that made it possible.
Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist for the rock band KISS, has died at age 74
Ace Frehley, founding guitarist for KISS, dead at 74
Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist for the rock band KISS, has died at age 74.
www.goodmorningamerica.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist for the rock band KISS, has died at age 74
Happy 75th birthday, singer, songwriter, musician and founding member of the Pretenders - Chrissie Hynde. 🎂
September 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Happy 75th birthday, singer, songwriter, musician and founding member of the Pretenders - Chrissie Hynde. 🎂
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
November 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
April 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Our Founding Fathers would have had a word for calling up a battalion of Marines for regular domestic law enforcement: tyranny.
June 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Our Founding Fathers would have had a word for calling up a battalion of Marines for regular domestic law enforcement: tyranny.