#frycook
koron frycook sponge
October 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yakuza: Like a Frycook
The longer I ponder on it, the funnier it is that these two characters are both officially playable in an AAA game.
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That's right Bluesky user frycook handjob is extremely gay
Happy Friday let's go mariners
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
frycook
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
The Ultimate Frycook (aka Frycook Wars), for Halo MCC, has been updated with an overhaul on many fronts!
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January 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Gamer works as a frycook for the greediest MFer in the city and still brings in enough to own a house. We need to study Bikini Bottom's labor laws
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Whenever a comm pops off I feel like a frycook who just got congratulated for making a banger cheeseburger. On some level I'm grateful but at the same time I have no idea what made that one special
August 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Finally got it put up.

Painting once again by @owendennis.com
September 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Mr squidward where me frycook
July 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
5 jobs you’ve had:

Frycook
Reporter
Church Janitor (once flooded the lobby with poo water)
Marketer
Film Critic
5 jobs you’ve had:

Web designer
Car sales 😩
Milliner
City planning journalist
Systems Administrator
5 Jobs You've Had:

Aquarium Educator
Arts and Crafts Teacher
History Teacher
English Teacher
Assistant Chemistry Teacher
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
arriving with my hot takes
September 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
The frycook who drops all his potatoes on the floor: “Fuck my spud life.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*Hits bell on Counter*

Frycook: "New Fresh Horror up. C'MONNN!! Who ordered New Fresh Horror on Rye?"
I still remember the first time I saw #SARSCoV2 in the brain in the microscope, back in 2021. I was supposed to be looking at brains with Alzheimer, the neuroinflammation is similar. I knew #NeuroCovid was going to be pretty bad. We are just starting to see how much.
#LongCovid
January 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i'm kind of like if you met a frycook but they wanted to destroy you
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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@lukevaughn.bsky.social @phantomstrider.bsky.social Saberfart, Bubble Bass, Screwball and Boo better watch out because here comes the HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
…Oh wait, that’s just Richard! A newcomer employee and rookie FRYCOOK of the Krusty Krab 2! My bad… 😅 #SBLostFormulas
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"guess that means i'm doin' somethin' right"
Intergalactic Frycook
YouTube video by Moxifloxi - Topic
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May 17, 2026 at 11:43 AM
frycook
warehouse worker
garbage pickup
office email job
writer
5 jobs i've had:
- helping run an aviation-themed summer class for little kids
- front of house at a Panera-alike
- retail worker
- retail assistant store manager
- tabletop game designer
paper boy
landscape gardener
tech help desk
cyber security analyst (lmao)
writer
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Thought this was one of my stories because I have a few that start this way but mine usually end up with me slinging it like the only frycook at the fair
just remembering this time at a party a girl was said she had nipples pierced and was like wanna see? and i was like yeah so she took me into the bedroom and lifted her shirt and i was like 👍 and then we went back out and later i found out she was into me. she should have been more forward i guess
July 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
2am laying in bed eyes closed trying to will myself to sleep , my alarm set to go off in three hours

the drooling paralysis demon perched on my chest insisting i read the frycook prowl/rodimus fic again
April 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
chat give me songs that pump you up

i need to gas myself up today
Intergalactic Frycook
YouTube video by Moxifloxi - Topic
music.youtube.com
May 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
FUCK The Original Frycook though 💔💔💔
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
warmup sketch that ended up as fanart of @okayseesee.bsky.social ratty little frycook guy
August 10, 2023 at 8:11 PM