neat how it takes you back to a functional search engine
Google just got a The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Easter egg that transports you back to the 1998 version of the search engine — complete with blue links for results. https://bit.ly/4itLs8X
November 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
neat how it takes you back to a functional search engine
Functional alcoholic --> no longer functional alcoholic, but enough resources to hide the most obvious signs
November 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Functional alcoholic --> no longer functional alcoholic, but enough resources to hide the most obvious signs
miniature but functional versions of things
November 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
miniature but functional versions of things
I wonder how many complete non-functional freaks are kept in Congress entirely by the Herculean efforts of overachiever staffers
November 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I wonder how many complete non-functional freaks are kept in Congress entirely by the Herculean efforts of overachiever staffers
"I don't pay my taxes to buy another country a bomb or a tank.
That's Israel, that's Egypt, that's Saudi Arabia, that's Pakistan."
"My interest is making sure that our kids get good schools, that we have functional roads, that we're paying for things like healthcare and childcare."
That's Israel, that's Egypt, that's Saudi Arabia, that's Pakistan."
"My interest is making sure that our kids get good schools, that we have functional roads, that we're paying for things like healthcare and childcare."
November 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"I don't pay my taxes to buy another country a bomb or a tank.
That's Israel, that's Egypt, that's Saudi Arabia, that's Pakistan."
"My interest is making sure that our kids get good schools, that we have functional roads, that we're paying for things like healthcare and childcare."
That's Israel, that's Egypt, that's Saudi Arabia, that's Pakistan."
"My interest is making sure that our kids get good schools, that we have functional roads, that we're paying for things like healthcare and childcare."
Be careful out there today folks, I hear they're putting DOOM in Halloween treats.
October 31, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Be careful out there today folks, I hear they're putting DOOM in Halloween treats.
So... A functional, actually useful search engine.
November 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
So... A functional, actually useful search engine.
Me becoming a functional person again arc
November 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Me becoming a functional person again arc
This guy only has two brain cells, and they're both non-functional.
October 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This guy only has two brain cells, and they're both non-functional.
It's already active and functional on reddit and it has resulted in some fun times lmao
November 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It's already active and functional on reddit and it has resulted in some fun times lmao
So they made Google functional?
November 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So they made Google functional?
Very functional website.
November 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Very functional website.
"To seeing..."
Yeah, I'm fully functional today 😆
Yeah, I'm fully functional today 😆
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"To seeing..."
Yeah, I'm fully functional today 😆
Yeah, I'm fully functional today 😆
People getting housing and the church getting functional space is clearly less important than what mark gets to look at when he's walking around.
November 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
People getting housing and the church getting functional space is clearly less important than what mark gets to look at when he's walking around.
People with dementia often regress to parodies of what they did as functional young adults. Donald Trump is back in real estate developer pitch mode.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 THIS CAN'T BE REALLY HAPPENING !!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WTF IS HE DOING???
November 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
People with dementia often regress to parodies of what they did as functional young adults. Donald Trump is back in real estate developer pitch mode.
tbf, Jenny McCarthy does not now/has not ever had a functional relationship with reality
October 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
tbf, Jenny McCarthy does not now/has not ever had a functional relationship with reality
extremely functional features :)
November 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
extremely functional features :)
If someone is “testing you for mold” they are literally scamming you because that’s not a thing, and it’s bonkers to think “functional medicine” practitioners - an unrecognized & unaccredited medical specialty because it is nonsense - are finding secret truths that actual medical specialists cannot.
October 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If someone is “testing you for mold” they are literally scamming you because that’s not a thing, and it’s bonkers to think “functional medicine” practitioners - an unrecognized & unaccredited medical specialty because it is nonsense - are finding secret truths that actual medical specialists cannot.
i am not going to reach functional today, sorry. hopefully tomorrow
made by humans cute fox no AI notice for dark mode coming sometime later today when i am able to function
October 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
i am not going to reach functional today, sorry. hopefully tomorrow
Especially in the functional areas (he says, as a functional area officer)
October 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Especially in the functional areas (he says, as a functional area officer)
While the linguists are here, my field of application is systemic functional linguistics, which i'd love to discuss. I have multiple projects underway using principles from it, and augmentative communication work draws from it heavily.
Systemic functional linguistics - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
While the linguists are here, my field of application is systemic functional linguistics, which i'd love to discuss. I have multiple projects underway using principles from it, and augmentative communication work draws from it heavily.
this all saints day i’m getting my ass beat on TV by an anderson cooper, who’s been in functional retirement for ten years
HALEY STEVENS: Anderson, this is a broader point about what's going on in our party
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
November 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this all saints day i’m getting my ass beat on TV by an anderson cooper, who’s been in functional retirement for ten years
is it just me or is bsky half functional again
October 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
is it just me or is bsky half functional again
"functional neurological disorder" includes a subtype called "functional vision loss," psychogenic optic misbehavior. Bringing this up because, without glasses, in the dark, with my right eye I can see Jamshid clearly (he's on my chest). I can see his eyes and head splotches. He's mostly white.
November 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"functional neurological disorder" includes a subtype called "functional vision loss," psychogenic optic misbehavior. Bringing this up because, without glasses, in the dark, with my right eye I can see Jamshid clearly (he's on my chest). I can see his eyes and head splotches. He's mostly white.