Gailey: so i was thinking
Gailey: the original hellraiser drew a lot on leather daddy gimp s & m club aesthetics
Barker: hell yeah
Gailey: but
Gailey: perhaps you'd be open to a different but equally horny direction?
Gailey: what if pinhead was a hippopotomus
Gailey: the original hellraiser drew a lot on leather daddy gimp s & m club aesthetics
Barker: hell yeah
Gailey: but
Gailey: perhaps you'd be open to a different but equally horny direction?
Gailey: what if pinhead was a hippopotomus
June 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Gailey: so i was thinking
Gailey: the original hellraiser drew a lot on leather daddy gimp s & m club aesthetics
Barker: hell yeah
Gailey: but
Gailey: perhaps you'd be open to a different but equally horny direction?
Gailey: what if pinhead was a hippopotomus
Gailey: the original hellraiser drew a lot on leather daddy gimp s & m club aesthetics
Barker: hell yeah
Gailey: but
Gailey: perhaps you'd be open to a different but equally horny direction?
Gailey: what if pinhead was a hippopotomus
Barker: pinhead as a hippopotomus
Gailey: yes
Gailey: because i mean think about it
Gailey: what other animal in the entire animal kingdom so perfectly straddles the line between pleasure and pain
Gailey: in many ways, the hippopotomus is the quintessential explorer in the outer realms of experience
Gailey: yes
Gailey: because i mean think about it
Gailey: what other animal in the entire animal kingdom so perfectly straddles the line between pleasure and pain
Gailey: in many ways, the hippopotomus is the quintessential explorer in the outer realms of experience
June 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Barker: pinhead as a hippopotomus
Gailey: yes
Gailey: because i mean think about it
Gailey: what other animal in the entire animal kingdom so perfectly straddles the line between pleasure and pain
Gailey: in many ways, the hippopotomus is the quintessential explorer in the outer realms of experience
Gailey: yes
Gailey: because i mean think about it
Gailey: what other animal in the entire animal kingdom so perfectly straddles the line between pleasure and pain
Gailey: in many ways, the hippopotomus is the quintessential explorer in the outer realms of experience
Barker: i cannot stress this enough
Barker: hellraiser is REAL FUCKIN HORNY
Gailey: right
Barker: that is non-negotiable
Gailey: right
Barker: that's my one stipulation
Gailey: right
Barker: hellraiser is REAL FUCKIN HORNY
Gailey: right
Barker: that is non-negotiable
Gailey: right
Barker: that's my one stipulation
Gailey: right
June 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Barker: i cannot stress this enough
Barker: hellraiser is REAL FUCKIN HORNY
Gailey: right
Barker: that is non-negotiable
Gailey: right
Barker: that's my one stipulation
Gailey: right
Barker: hellraiser is REAL FUCKIN HORNY
Gailey: right
Barker: that is non-negotiable
Gailey: right
Barker: that's my one stipulation
Gailey: right
Gailey: don't fool yourself
Gailey: the hippo may look cute, maybe even harmless
Gailey: but the so-called river horse is a remorseless murder machine, designed by God only for death
Gailey: you ever looked into the eyes of a hippo
Gailey: the hippo may look cute, maybe even harmless
Gailey: but the so-called river horse is a remorseless murder machine, designed by God only for death
Gailey: you ever looked into the eyes of a hippo
May 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Gailey: don't fool yourself
Gailey: the hippo may look cute, maybe even harmless
Gailey: but the so-called river horse is a remorseless murder machine, designed by God only for death
Gailey: you ever looked into the eyes of a hippo
Gailey: the hippo may look cute, maybe even harmless
Gailey: but the so-called river horse is a remorseless murder machine, designed by God only for death
Gailey: you ever looked into the eyes of a hippo
Gailey: and after all
Gailey: what's sexier than a big strapping hippopotomus, nature's ultimate dad bod
Barker:
Frank Belknap Long: [muffled, inside fursuit head] DO IT
Gailey: what's sexier than a big strapping hippopotomus, nature's ultimate dad bod
Barker:
Frank Belknap Long: [muffled, inside fursuit head] DO IT
June 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Gailey: and after all
Gailey: what's sexier than a big strapping hippopotomus, nature's ultimate dad bod
Barker:
Frank Belknap Long: [muffled, inside fursuit head] DO IT
Gailey: what's sexier than a big strapping hippopotomus, nature's ultimate dad bod
Barker:
Frank Belknap Long: [muffled, inside fursuit head] DO IT
Dean Koontz: but hippos aren't dangerous!
Koontz: they eat plants!
Sarah Gailey: oh dean
Gailey: oh dean dean dean
Gailey: actually according to statistics did you know that more people are killed by hippos than by lions?
Koontz: whaaaaaaat?!?!
Gailey: i know, right?
Koontz: they eat plants!
Sarah Gailey: oh dean
Gailey: oh dean dean dean
Gailey: actually according to statistics did you know that more people are killed by hippos than by lions?
Koontz: whaaaaaaat?!?!
Gailey: i know, right?
May 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dean Koontz: but hippos aren't dangerous!
Koontz: they eat plants!
Sarah Gailey: oh dean
Gailey: oh dean dean dean
Gailey: actually according to statistics did you know that more people are killed by hippos than by lions?
Koontz: whaaaaaaat?!?!
Gailey: i know, right?
Koontz: they eat plants!
Sarah Gailey: oh dean
Gailey: oh dean dean dean
Gailey: actually according to statistics did you know that more people are killed by hippos than by lions?
Koontz: whaaaaaaat?!?!
Gailey: i know, right?
Gailey: that's right
Gailey: colonel horatio T. Mchefferbottom III and her royal majesty's 12th airborne hippo division is back in action for a ripping bunch of two-fisted tales of wholesale hippo slaughter
Gailey: the swamps will run blood
Gailey: there's also romance too
Gailey: colonel horatio T. Mchefferbottom III and her royal majesty's 12th airborne hippo division is back in action for a ripping bunch of two-fisted tales of wholesale hippo slaughter
Gailey: the swamps will run blood
Gailey: there's also romance too
May 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Gailey: that's right
Gailey: colonel horatio T. Mchefferbottom III and her royal majesty's 12th airborne hippo division is back in action for a ripping bunch of two-fisted tales of wholesale hippo slaughter
Gailey: the swamps will run blood
Gailey: there's also romance too
Gailey: colonel horatio T. Mchefferbottom III and her royal majesty's 12th airborne hippo division is back in action for a ripping bunch of two-fisted tales of wholesale hippo slaughter
Gailey: the swamps will run blood
Gailey: there's also romance too
Gailey: what if the swamps of louisiana were now infested with evil, man-eating hippos?
Gailey: and there was only one man who could stop them
Gailey: a grizzled, battle-scarred veteran of the hippo wars out for one last score
Gailey: and no hippo is safe
Gailey: and there was only one man who could stop them
Gailey: a grizzled, battle-scarred veteran of the hippo wars out for one last score
Gailey: and no hippo is safe
May 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Gailey: what if the swamps of louisiana were now infested with evil, man-eating hippos?
Gailey: and there was only one man who could stop them
Gailey: a grizzled, battle-scarred veteran of the hippo wars out for one last score
Gailey: and no hippo is safe
Gailey: and there was only one man who could stop them
Gailey: a grizzled, battle-scarred veteran of the hippo wars out for one last score
Gailey: and no hippo is safe
Gailey: did you know that there was a plan by the us government to import hippos to the swamps of louisiana
Barker: yeah we all heard that NPR story
Gailey: well, we all know that plan was never implemented
Gailey: what this story asks is
Gailey: what if it was
Barker: yeah we all heard that NPR story
Gailey: well, we all know that plan was never implemented
Gailey: what this story asks is
Gailey: what if it was
May 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Gailey: did you know that there was a plan by the us government to import hippos to the swamps of louisiana
Barker: yeah we all heard that NPR story
Gailey: well, we all know that plan was never implemented
Gailey: what this story asks is
Gailey: what if it was
Barker: yeah we all heard that NPR story
Gailey: well, we all know that plan was never implemented
Gailey: what this story asks is
Gailey: what if it was
#canal #narrowboat #staffordshire #gailey #uk #ukcanals #NABO #leisure #landscape #photography
Very pretty narrowboat spotted a while back on the Staffs & Worcs Canal at Gailey...
Very pretty narrowboat spotted a while back on the Staffs & Worcs Canal at Gailey...
March 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
#canal #narrowboat #staffordshire #gailey #uk #ukcanals #NABO #leisure #landscape #photography
Very pretty narrowboat spotted a while back on the Staffs & Worcs Canal at Gailey...
Very pretty narrowboat spotted a while back on the Staffs & Worcs Canal at Gailey...
Clive Barker: guys, i have some exciting news
Barker: sarah gailey is going to be writing the new hellraiser comic
Barker: she's got some exciting new ideas for the series
Gailey: i've got some exciting new ideas for the series
Barker: sarah gailey is going to be writing the new hellraiser comic
Barker: she's got some exciting new ideas for the series
Gailey: i've got some exciting new ideas for the series
June 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Clive Barker: guys, i have some exciting news
Barker: sarah gailey is going to be writing the new hellraiser comic
Barker: she's got some exciting new ideas for the series
Gailey: i've got some exciting new ideas for the series
Barker: sarah gailey is going to be writing the new hellraiser comic
Barker: she's got some exciting new ideas for the series
Gailey: i've got some exciting new ideas for the series
Sarah Gailey: actually when i talk about the mot dangerous game i am not talking about man
Shelley: told ya
Gailey: i'm actually talking about hippos
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Shelley: told ya
Gailey: i'm actually talking about hippos
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
May 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sarah Gailey: actually when i talk about the mot dangerous game i am not talking about man
Shelley: told ya
Gailey: i'm actually talking about hippos
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Shelley: told ya
Gailey: i'm actually talking about hippos
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Sarah Gailey is so good, y'all
In a new serialized novella from Hugo Award-winning author Sarah Gailey a fractured group of undesirables work together to nurture and nourish each other while navigating a dangerous world—inch by inch, meal by meal—they build their own future. Have you eaten?
September 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Sarah Gailey is so good, y'all
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
oops, apologies for misgendering Gailey, please everyone pretend I said "they" in that first skeet!!!
June 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
oops, apologies for misgendering Gailey, please everyone pretend I said "they" in that first skeet!!!
Sarah Gailey: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the river of teeth
Gailey: it's about the most dangerous game of all
Stephen King: is it man?
Clive Barker: what kind of question is that, steve? of course it's man
Barker: it's always man
Mary Shelley: phht
Gailey: it's about the most dangerous game of all
Stephen King: is it man?
Clive Barker: what kind of question is that, steve? of course it's man
Barker: it's always man
Mary Shelley: phht
May 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Sarah Gailey: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the river of teeth
Gailey: it's about the most dangerous game of all
Stephen King: is it man?
Clive Barker: what kind of question is that, steve? of course it's man
Barker: it's always man
Mary Shelley: phht
Gailey: it's about the most dangerous game of all
Stephen King: is it man?
Clive Barker: what kind of question is that, steve? of course it's man
Barker: it's always man
Mary Shelley: phht
Any day with a new Sarah Gailey book is a good day indeed.
Have you ever wished things could be different? Less painful? More free? Come to Kindred Cove, where transformation is possible, healing is mandatory, and nothing is ever lost.
MAKE ME BETTER is my novel about grief, belonging, and control. It's out today everywhere books are sold.
MAKE ME BETTER is my novel about grief, belonging, and control. It's out today everywhere books are sold.
Make Me Better: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
May 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Any day with a new Sarah Gailey book is a good day indeed.
Gailey always has my axe. Errrrr, hammer.
Last night, I had the privilege of delivering a keynote speech at the Locus awards. You can view the speech and read the full text here.
stone-soup.ghost.io/hammer-speech/
stone-soup.ghost.io/hammer-speech/
Hammer Speech
Last night, I got to stand up in front of the audience at the Locus Awards ceremony. I wound up presenting the Locus Award for Best Short Story (congratulations, Isabel J. Kim!) – but first, I deliver...
stone-soup.ghost.io
June 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Gailey always has my axe. Errrrr, hammer.
#canal #narrowboat #gailey #penkridge #staffordshire #uk #ukcanals #NABO #landscape #travel #leisure #photography
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
July 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#canal #narrowboat #gailey #penkridge #staffordshire #uk #ukcanals #NABO #landscape #travel #leisure #photography
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
#canal #narrowboat #staffordshire #worcestershire #uk #gailey #penkridge #landscape #photography #leisure #travel
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
February 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
#canal #narrowboat #staffordshire #worcestershire #uk #gailey #penkridge #landscape #photography #leisure #travel
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
Gailey Wharf on the Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal...
#gailey #staffordshire #uk #penkridge #canal #ukcanals #NABO #narrowboat #landscape #travel #leisure #photography
The Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal at Gailey...
The Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal at Gailey...
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
#gailey #staffordshire #uk #penkridge #canal #ukcanals #NABO #narrowboat #landscape #travel #leisure #photography
The Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal at Gailey...
The Staffordshire & Worcestershire Canal at Gailey...
Last night @sarahgailey.bsky.social and I hosted the @locusmag.bsky.social awards. It was a delight to help recognize so many wildly talented creators.
May 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Last night @sarahgailey.bsky.social and I hosted the @locusmag.bsky.social awards. It was a delight to help recognize so many wildly talented creators.
Locus Awards Announces Guest of Honor Sarah Gailey locusmag.com/2025/04...
Locus Awards Announces Guest of Honor Sarah Gailey
Hugo and British Fantasy Award-winner Sarah Gailey will be joining us as a Guest of Honor at the Locus Awards Weekend on June 21, 2025, in Oakland, California! We’re absolutely thrilled to welcome …
locusmag.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Locus Awards Announces Guest of Honor Sarah Gailey locusmag.com/2025/04...
sarah. gailey. erotic. horror. novella.
🚨 Announcing SPREAD ME, my erotic horror novella coming out from Nightfire in 2025.
Preorders are now open.
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Man is the wettest place to hide.
Preorders are now open.
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Man is the wettest place to hide.
December 11, 2024 at 5:30 PM
sarah. gailey. erotic. horror. novella.