#gaygent
Sleeper Gaygent
August 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
“gaygent provocateur de France”, I exclaim as I burst through the door out of breath.

To any demands of explanation, I look away as if I hadn’t heard.
August 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I’m a gaygent of chaos :333
August 12, 2026 at 7:43 AM
im Special Gaygent Box Mulder, FTM
July 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Secret gaygent man!
Secret gaygent man!
They've given you a number and taken away your name.

(If you know the tune that goes with this, forget remembering your cholesterol meds tonight, just make sure you have a written will.)
Secret gaygent.
July 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Secret gaygent.
July 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My favorite was the secret gaygent. I keep hearing the sing "secret agent man" in my head
Johnny English: Secret Agent Man
ALT: Johnny English: Secret Agent Man
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June 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
8 is also the number of my gavorite gaygent

Well hmmm i like 3 as well hmmmm

They’re lesbian and great cant ask for much more than that
May 24, 2026 at 9:17 AM
gaygent
April 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Secret Gaygent 69 got into making fplus docs right when I did and my ep is right in the middle of their big spurt of episodes so I have always felt A Kinship
February 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
secret gaygent
February 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Yes, but can AI create masterpieces like "Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time" and "Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough"?
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
haha sorry I dont do interviews. contact my gaygent (gay agent)
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Stripper / legal question: if I clearly yell "Federal GAYgent" when kicking down a door and stripping, does that free me of any "impersonating a federal officer" yada hoohaa?
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Whichever gaygent (gay agent) was in charge of your onboarding clearly was asleep at the switch. You’re at least getting the monthly muffin baskets right?
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
// this is my gaygent 3...
October 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Anyone else remember when that gaygent kidnapped all of us and brainwashed us into being lgbtq+? Yeah, me neither.
September 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
double gaygent #tf2
June 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Genuinely didn’t know the ps2 could handle this many NPCs on screen! As someone who didn’t get one until I was an adult, I’m constantly surprised by this console. #GameSky
February 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
lol okay you can be my gaygent and book me all the faggy gigs straights won’t do
February 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
holy shit
gaygent 47
why didn’t I think of that
February 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM