And too afraid, too craven, too cowed, and too gelded.
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
And too afraid, too craven, too cowed, and too gelded.
Imagine going on TV to display how thoroughly you have gelded yourself. I'm having an involuntary sympathy cringe.
FOX: Are you for any green energy personally?
ZELDIN: Uh, well, I am for whatever President Trump is advocating for.
ZELDIN: Uh, well, I am for whatever President Trump is advocating for.
September 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Imagine going on TV to display how thoroughly you have gelded yourself. I'm having an involuntary sympathy cringe.
The Gelded Age
January 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The Gelded Age
A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
Don't miss: The senator who wanted his sandwiches pre-squeezed.
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Don't miss: The senator who wanted his sandwiches pre-squeezed.
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A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
My conversation with Tom Nichols
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August 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
Don't miss: The senator who wanted his sandwiches pre-squeezed.
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Don't miss: The senator who wanted his sandwiches pre-squeezed.
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They misspelled 'gelded.'
January 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They misspelled 'gelded.'
good name for this age of unusual elite cowardice: the Gelded Age
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
good name for this age of unusual elite cowardice: the Gelded Age
What’s it gonna take, Gelded Old Party?
Friends, we are far beyond the buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride quips. We have passed the secure your oxygen mask moment. So, allow me to say it plainly. FUCK YOU, Republicans who won't stop this mad man. You could stop this and have him out of office if you wanted. Impeach, Convict, Remove
August 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What’s it gonna take, Gelded Old Party?
A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
My conversation with Tom Nichols
CHARLIE SYKES
AUG 3
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My conversation with Tom Nichols
CHARLIE SYKES
AUG 3
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A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
My conversation with Tom Nichols
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August 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A Gilded Presidency and A Gelded Senate
My conversation with Tom Nichols
CHARLIE SYKES
AUG 3
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My conversation with Tom Nichols
CHARLIE SYKES
AUG 3
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This would have been a perfect opportunity for Trump to go CAPS LOCKED to show Newsom hasn’t gelded him.
August 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This would have been a perfect opportunity for Trump to go CAPS LOCKED to show Newsom hasn’t gelded him.
Welcome to the Gelded Age.
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Welcome to the Gelded Age.
Gelded Me, by the wonderful and delightful @zionalexiel.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Gelded Me, by the wonderful and delightful @zionalexiel.bsky.social
Domesticated animals showing such behavior are usually gelded quickly.
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Domesticated animals showing such behavior are usually gelded quickly.
Gelded and spayed.
March 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Gelded and spayed.
Somebody'll get gelded by a malfunctioning Jackoff 2000, and it's going to be hilarious.
July 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Somebody'll get gelded by a malfunctioning Jackoff 2000, and it's going to be hilarious.
we don't regain control if musks and thiels can continue to run around untrammeled and in possession of limitless power. all of these guys will need to be gelded. this isn't about retribution. they are genuinely risks to public safety and security
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
we don't regain control if musks and thiels can continue to run around untrammeled and in possession of limitless power. all of these guys will need to be gelded. this isn't about retribution. they are genuinely risks to public safety and security
We are living through The Gelded Age.
March 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We are living through The Gelded Age.
stallion novels should have their protagonists gelded
June 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
stallion novels should have their protagonists gelded
Whereas in this case they should be gelded slowly?
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Whereas in this case they should be gelded slowly?
The fix is in. A known Pedophile is the President of the UnUnited States, we knew that grifter was a kid diddler before, now this just cements it in history. Fucker should be gelded and tarred and feathered.
July 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The fix is in. A known Pedophile is the President of the UnUnited States, we knew that grifter was a kid diddler before, now this just cements it in history. Fucker should be gelded and tarred and feathered.
Some lovely work @zionalexiel.bsky.social did for me a year ago, of me as a gelded ponygirl
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Some lovely work @zionalexiel.bsky.social did for me a year ago, of me as a gelded ponygirl
you best keep going then dunk 😌💦 just a quick lil cool down sketch from today :D
February 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
you best keep going then dunk 😌💦 just a quick lil cool down sketch from today :D
In which the Gilded Age becomes the Gelded Age
We might be about to find out just how supine the following institutions are about the 1st amendment
1) The media companies
2) Congress
3) The Supreme Court
Likely answer? Probably (in decreasing order) very supine.
1) The media companies
2) Congress
3) The Supreme Court
Likely answer? Probably (in decreasing order) very supine.
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In which the Gilded Age becomes the Gelded Age
On the docket today: Trump cuts off military aid to Ukraine, sparks a trade war with our allies, prepares to address a gelded Congress, and hands out yet another massive grift to his cronies.
Happy Fat Tuesday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday.
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Susan Glasser: "Why Aren't We In The Streets?"
On the docket today: Trump cuts off military aid to Ukraine, sparks a trade war with our allies, prepares to address a gelded Congress, and hands out yet another massive grift to his cronies.
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March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
On the docket today: Trump cuts off military aid to Ukraine, sparks a trade war with our allies, prepares to address a gelded Congress, and hands out yet another massive grift to his cronies.
Happy Fat Tuesday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday.
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