Trump saluting Saudi generals.
May 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Trump saluting Saudi generals.
Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.
September 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.
Harvard Faces Pressure To Fire Confederate Generals https://theonion.com/harvard-faces-pressure-to-fire-confederate-generals/
July 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Harvard Faces Pressure To Fire Confederate Generals https://theonion.com/harvard-faces-pressure-to-fire-confederate-generals/
Thou shalt not fire 20% of all generals when thou couldst not pass a breathalyzer.
May 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thou shalt not fire 20% of all generals when thou couldst not pass a breathalyzer.
Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals
Jeanine Pirro becoming the Washington Generals of prosecutors.
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jeanine Pirro becoming the Washington Generals of prosecutors.
FFS New York Times.
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
February 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
FFS New York Times.
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
Secret Santa for russian generals
December 17, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Secret Santa for russian generals
Obviously the generals were all sacked because they advised against this madness.
April 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Obviously the generals were all sacked because they advised against this madness.
Who else stands with the GENERALS?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
March 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Who else stands with the GENERALS?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
generals gathered in their masses / just like witches with fat asses
August 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
generals gathered in their masses / just like witches with fat asses
I prefer Attorney Generals who don't fuck children.
November 14, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I prefer Attorney Generals who don't fuck children.
ICYMI — @crockett.house.gov 🔥 to Bondi: “You’ll be remembered as one of the worst Attorney Generals in history.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
ICYMI — @crockett.house.gov 🔥 to Bondi: “You’ll be remembered as one of the worst Attorney Generals in history.”
Seems like Hegseth is taking out more generals in the US than Iran.
April 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Seems like Hegseth is taking out more generals in the US than Iran.
French generals see it
#DescentIntoFascism
#DescentIntoFascism
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
French generals see it
#DescentIntoFascism
#DescentIntoFascism
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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March 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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Our generals serve the country, not an ex-Fox News clown looking for headlines.
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Our generals serve the country, not an ex-Fox News clown looking for headlines.
Imagine if Iran bombed Washington, killed the U.S. President, politicians, diplomats and top generals, what would you call it? Terrorists.
The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!
The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!
March 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Imagine if Iran bombed Washington, killed the U.S. President, politicians, diplomats and top generals, what would you call it? Terrorists.
The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!
The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!
Sure, Trump broke the law by firing inspector generals without 30 days’ notice.
But here’s the bigger issue: inspector generals find fraud, waste, and abuse, saving taxpayers money. This wasn’t for the people—it was done to cut off checks and balances for Trump’s corrupt administration.
But here’s the bigger issue: inspector generals find fraud, waste, and abuse, saving taxpayers money. This wasn’t for the people—it was done to cut off checks and balances for Trump’s corrupt administration.
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sure, Trump broke the law by firing inspector generals without 30 days’ notice.
But here’s the bigger issue: inspector generals find fraud, waste, and abuse, saving taxpayers money. This wasn’t for the people—it was done to cut off checks and balances for Trump’s corrupt administration.
But here’s the bigger issue: inspector generals find fraud, waste, and abuse, saving taxpayers money. This wasn’t for the people—it was done to cut off checks and balances for Trump’s corrupt administration.
My generals briefing me on Ukrainian counter attack in Kursk.
January 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My generals briefing me on Ukrainian counter attack in Kursk.
🎶Generals gathered in their masses.🎶
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
🎶Generals gathered in their masses.🎶
HEGSETH: Real warriors FIGHT
GENERALS: [noise of restrained approval]
HEGSETH: Real warriors DRINK
GENERALS: [somewhat less noise]
HEGSETH: NOBODY tells real warriors how much to drink or when or where
GENERALS: [awkward silence]
/1
GENERALS: [noise of restrained approval]
HEGSETH: Real warriors DRINK
GENERALS: [somewhat less noise]
HEGSETH: NOBODY tells real warriors how much to drink or when or where
GENERALS: [awkward silence]
/1
This is going to end up being the most pointless and expensive "this meeting could have been an email" in history.
September 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
HEGSETH: Real warriors FIGHT
GENERALS: [noise of restrained approval]
HEGSETH: Real warriors DRINK
GENERALS: [somewhat less noise]
HEGSETH: NOBODY tells real warriors how much to drink or when or where
GENERALS: [awkward silence]
/1
GENERALS: [noise of restrained approval]
HEGSETH: Real warriors DRINK
GENERALS: [somewhat less noise]
HEGSETH: NOBODY tells real warriors how much to drink or when or where
GENERALS: [awkward silence]
/1
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗