I’m fine with putting him on a rocket and launching his suck-up sellout ass in geosynchronous orbit
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m fine with putting him on a rocket and launching his suck-up sellout ass in geosynchronous orbit
Yup. I only found out about this by terrible, terrible accident and every time I see the words OneDrive I wanna yeet my laptop into geosynchronous orbit.
The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
August 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Yup. I only found out about this by terrible, terrible accident and every time I see the words OneDrive I wanna yeet my laptop into geosynchronous orbit.
A funny theory I'm pretty sure is true is that Musk forced SpaceX to make the extremely expensive decision to use a mesh of low-earth orbit satellites instead of a network of geosynchronous satellites for Starlink because geosynchronous connections have too much latency to play computer games
Oh that's easy, they don't want to have to adhere to Federal network access policy or logging, both for the obvious nefarious purposes and also because they're putting PS5s and gaming PCs on the network
Wait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?
I don’t know, they said it’s something to do with Wi-Fi?
www.theverge.com
March 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A funny theory I'm pretty sure is true is that Musk forced SpaceX to make the extremely expensive decision to use a mesh of low-earth orbit satellites instead of a network of geosynchronous satellites for Starlink because geosynchronous connections have too much latency to play computer games
giant crazy straw in geosynchronous orbit
Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only
March 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
giant crazy straw in geosynchronous orbit
I now have a geosynchronous number of followers. Speaking in miles, anyway.
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I now have a geosynchronous number of followers. Speaking in miles, anyway.
Department Of Geosynchronous Explosions
May 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Department Of Geosynchronous Explosions
The Alt Text is sending me into geosynchronous orbit lmao
Call me when Disney's sluttiest Mickey Mouse short enters the public domain
January 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
The Alt Text is sending me into geosynchronous orbit lmao
my modest proposal is a network of heavily armed geosynchronous satellites able to detect delusional hot takes at the atomic level
January 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
my modest proposal is a network of heavily armed geosynchronous satellites able to detect delusional hot takes at the atomic level
wait the mission briefing that introduces the Ion Cannon says it's in Geosynchronous orbit?
YOU BUILT AN ORBITAL LASER WEAPON IN GEOSYNC?
what, because you wanted to be able to zap the same spot on earth over and over?
YOU BUILT AN ORBITAL LASER WEAPON IN GEOSYNC?
what, because you wanted to be able to zap the same spot on earth over and over?
September 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
wait the mission briefing that introduces the Ion Cannon says it's in Geosynchronous orbit?
YOU BUILT AN ORBITAL LASER WEAPON IN GEOSYNC?
what, because you wanted to be able to zap the same spot on earth over and over?
YOU BUILT AN ORBITAL LASER WEAPON IN GEOSYNC?
what, because you wanted to be able to zap the same spot on earth over and over?
always assumed it implied satan was in geosynchronous orbit over atlanta; i can't be the only one
The devil going ‘down to Georgia’ implies Satan normally lives in the northeast US, possibly Canada
April 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
always assumed it implied satan was in geosynchronous orbit over atlanta; i can't be the only one
longwave harmony;
geosynchronous angels
singing to the moon
geosynchronous angels
singing to the moon
a satellite is a type of angel
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
longwave harmony;
geosynchronous angels
singing to the moon
geosynchronous angels
singing to the moon
Tang the Conqueror will achieve geosynchronous orbit in three...two...one...
The latest, 11pm:
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG; & gain in House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—Krasner & Bragg win
—JD's half-brother loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
+ Dem are leading to flip so many local offices.
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG; & gain in House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—Krasner & Bragg win
—JD's half-brother loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
+ Dem are leading to flip so many local offices.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tang the Conqueror will achieve geosynchronous orbit in three...two...one...
Pranking a kangaroo and getting kicked into geosynchronous orbit.
March 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pranking a kangaroo and getting kicked into geosynchronous orbit.
There is no need for "Starlink". What Starlink does can be accomplished with just a couple of geosynchronous satellites. There is less latency with Starlink, because the satellites are closer to the surface. It is only a few seconds faster.
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There is no need for "Starlink". What Starlink does can be accomplished with just a couple of geosynchronous satellites. There is less latency with Starlink, because the satellites are closer to the surface. It is only a few seconds faster.
"Graduation Day"
If you join my Patreon at the "Geosynchronous" level, you get access to an hour long time-lapse narrated by yours truly, set to some relaxing background jazz...
www.patreon.com/posts/gradua...
If you join my Patreon at the "Geosynchronous" level, you get access to an hour long time-lapse narrated by yours truly, set to some relaxing background jazz...
www.patreon.com/posts/gradua...
December 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
"Graduation Day"
If you join my Patreon at the "Geosynchronous" level, you get access to an hour long time-lapse narrated by yours truly, set to some relaxing background jazz...
www.patreon.com/posts/gradua...
If you join my Patreon at the "Geosynchronous" level, you get access to an hour long time-lapse narrated by yours truly, set to some relaxing background jazz...
www.patreon.com/posts/gradua...
ten hog salute poppin piggies into geosynchronous orbit. i am the empire
April 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
ten hog salute poppin piggies into geosynchronous orbit. i am the empire
Honestly no one should be surprised at anything happening here anymore and if you are I just kinda look at you funny, roll my eyes into geosynchronous orbit, and keep going.
July 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Honestly no one should be surprised at anything happening here anymore and if you are I just kinda look at you funny, roll my eyes into geosynchronous orbit, and keep going.
Brb opening the first Burger King in geosynchronous orbit!
January 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Brb opening the first Burger King in geosynchronous orbit!
president trump is ruling the nation from his satellite base in geosynchronous orbit above washington dc
August 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
president trump is ruling the nation from his satellite base in geosynchronous orbit above washington dc
Yes, correct. I worked in space launch in my Air Force days.
Any satellite at the correct altitude and circular orbit is in *geosynchronous* orbit. A geosynchronous orbit that is coplanar with the equator is *geostationary*.
Any satellite at the correct altitude and circular orbit is in *geosynchronous* orbit. A geosynchronous orbit that is coplanar with the equator is *geostationary*.
August 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yes, correct. I worked in space launch in my Air Force days.
Any satellite at the correct altitude and circular orbit is in *geosynchronous* orbit. A geosynchronous orbit that is coplanar with the equator is *geostationary*.
Any satellite at the correct altitude and circular orbit is in *geosynchronous* orbit. A geosynchronous orbit that is coplanar with the equator is *geostationary*.
#shiptember the eighth!
Spaceport
Apart from the transit terminals, docks, harbors and bays, Concordat Spaceports are also a nature reserve of the local arcology they're in geosynchronous orbit of.
#SST25 #Spaceshiptember2025 #c24
Spaceport
Apart from the transit terminals, docks, harbors and bays, Concordat Spaceports are also a nature reserve of the local arcology they're in geosynchronous orbit of.
#SST25 #Spaceshiptember2025 #c24
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#shiptember the eighth!
Spaceport
Apart from the transit terminals, docks, harbors and bays, Concordat Spaceports are also a nature reserve of the local arcology they're in geosynchronous orbit of.
#SST25 #Spaceshiptember2025 #c24
Spaceport
Apart from the transit terminals, docks, harbors and bays, Concordat Spaceports are also a nature reserve of the local arcology they're in geosynchronous orbit of.
#SST25 #Spaceshiptember2025 #c24
Trayce Thompson launched a ball into the wind at LECOM that went, in my unofficial estimation, 7,000 feet. Evidently Statcast cannot track balls that reach geosynchronous orbit.
March 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trayce Thompson launched a ball into the wind at LECOM that went, in my unofficial estimation, 7,000 feet. Evidently Statcast cannot track balls that reach geosynchronous orbit.
The year is 2557. All human life is extinct. In geosynchronous orbit, a satellite containing the last Studentbot is still asking a satellite containing the last Teacherbot if there's any way it can do some extra credit to make up the last few missing points in its grade
Every future imagined by a tech company is worse than the previous iteration.
June 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The year is 2557. All human life is extinct. In geosynchronous orbit, a satellite containing the last Studentbot is still asking a satellite containing the last Teacherbot if there's any way it can do some extra credit to make up the last few missing points in its grade
They *said* it's in a geosynchronous orbit. That's just science.
May 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
They *said* it's in a geosynchronous orbit. That's just science.
Good morning from #SpaceStation1 locked in geosynchronous orbit above Wellington, New Zealand
May 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Good morning from #SpaceStation1 locked in geosynchronous orbit above Wellington, New Zealand