my cards came in!!! they are cute but a lot glossier in person... 🫠
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my cards came in!!! they are cute but a lot glossier in person... 🫠
becoming a shinier, glossier version of myself one stick of butter at a time
May 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
becoming a shinier, glossier version of myself one stick of butter at a time
Manato's been stalking you for a while now
He looks... Different. Bigger, glossier and much more feral
And much hungrier
He looks... Different. Bigger, glossier and much more feral
And much hungrier
August 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Manato's been stalking you for a while now
He looks... Different. Bigger, glossier and much more feral
And much hungrier
He looks... Different. Bigger, glossier and much more feral
And much hungrier
On the bright side .. might this be the end of dental shaming for the Uk by our glossier Atlantic counterparts …
'Making my kids' teeth all fall out, just to own the libs'.
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
On the bright side .. might this be the end of dental shaming for the Uk by our glossier Atlantic counterparts …
[A thicker, smoother, glossier Puffs]
Whew 💦
Whew 💦
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
[A thicker, smoother, glossier Puffs]
Whew 💦
Whew 💦
assume the position in glossier alley
July 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
assume the position in glossier alley
Gonna smell so GOOD on my Vegas vacation.
March 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gonna smell so GOOD on my Vegas vacation.
what if we kissed on the glossier milk splash fountain??? 🥺👉👈
May 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
what if we kissed on the glossier milk splash fountain??? 🥺👉👈
is that the—
glossier peugeot pepper grinder?
yeah i bought it at the Manhattan Glossier store 😳😳😳😳
glossier peugeot pepper grinder?
yeah i bought it at the Manhattan Glossier store 😳😳😳😳
April 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
is that the—
glossier peugeot pepper grinder?
yeah i bought it at the Manhattan Glossier store 😳😳😳😳
glossier peugeot pepper grinder?
yeah i bought it at the Manhattan Glossier store 😳😳😳😳
marie kondo: do these spark joy?
me: oh marie kondo, those are my vintage pink bubblewrap glossier ziplocs [slapping them out of her hand]
me: oh marie kondo, those are my vintage pink bubblewrap glossier ziplocs [slapping them out of her hand]
July 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
marie kondo: do these spark joy?
me: oh marie kondo, those are my vintage pink bubblewrap glossier ziplocs [slapping them out of her hand]
me: oh marie kondo, those are my vintage pink bubblewrap glossier ziplocs [slapping them out of her hand]
Silly shiny Shantae doing her iconic dance!! Y'know, from the game!! You know the one!
She's a little glossier and darker than usual... I'm sure it's nothing!
She's a little glossier and darker than usual... I'm sure it's nothing!
January 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Silly shiny Shantae doing her iconic dance!! Y'know, from the game!! You know the one!
She's a little glossier and darker than usual... I'm sure it's nothing!
She's a little glossier and darker than usual... I'm sure it's nothing!
okay i genuinely dont think i can get him any glossier i think he is truly at his limit
February 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
okay i genuinely dont think i can get him any glossier i think he is truly at his limit
catch me on the cum fountain
March 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
catch me on the cum fountain
Glossier skin tint is so sheer it might as well be a placebo but god damn is this placebo effective for my mental health
February 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Glossier skin tint is so sheer it might as well be a placebo but god damn is this placebo effective for my mental health
the dang economy!
May 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the dang economy!
elizabeth vs sue
February 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
elizabeth vs sue
Something that I think is interesting about Mixtape, which I haven't played, is seeing people younger than me be surprised by a glossier fictionalized version of a time they lived through, which is how I've felt about the Stranger Things '80s for a while now
May 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Something that I think is interesting about Mixtape, which I haven't played, is seeing people younger than me be surprised by a glossier fictionalized version of a time they lived through, which is how I've felt about the Stranger Things '80s for a while now
The @washingtonpost.com is trash now. Bezos thinks he has what he wants, but it won't survive as a glossier version of USA Today. It can no longer be trusted as a source of news.
September 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The @washingtonpost.com is trash now. Bezos thinks he has what he wants, but it won't survive as a glossier version of USA Today. It can no longer be trusted as a source of news.
November 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
New lip balm is a lot glossier than I thought
August 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
New lip balm is a lot glossier than I thought
Right and that’s fine, you’re not like Glossier or Alo
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Right and that’s fine, you’re not like Glossier or Alo