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The Palestine Action proscription is a signature Starmer move: overreach, double down, lose the debate
August 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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It’s like watching Gazza in his prime. Pure liquid political football. Goldentools.
July 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It’s like watching Gazza in his prime. Pure liquid political football. Goldentools.
I love how even in absolute DEFCON 1 crisis mode the best defence Starmer's allies can give of goldentools is one that makes them sound like completely impotent losers completely out of touch with reality
"Cabinet ministers are publicly emphasising just how much Manchester needs the 'King of the North' while one Starmer ally tells me that 'talk about creating by-elections [for Burnham to re-enter the House of Commons] is a very odd thing to do at a challenging moment like this'."
![Cabinet ministers are publicly emphasising just how much Manchester needs the “King of the North” while one Starmer ally tells me that “talk about creating by-elections [for Burnham to re-enter the House of Commons] is a very odd thing to do at a challenging moment like this”. (Andrew Gwynne, the suspended Labour MP for Gorton and Denton, and Burnham’s former campaign manager, has denied that he will soon vacate his seat.) All sides are contemplating the shape of the next Labour leadership election: with Angela Rayner no longer the front-runner, MPs ask whether Wes Streeting could be persuaded to move early and, as I reported last week, even a comeback by Ed Miliband is deemed possible.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xusvyqwadkmbbd67hz7eyeqj/bafkreickxnos2cb6rdgxbzazzmzwiffetz4ychtx66cficzyxoxtxupjwe)
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I love how even in absolute DEFCON 1 crisis mode the best defence Starmer's allies can give of goldentools is one that makes them sound like completely impotent losers completely out of touch with reality
And that’s Full Time. Trump ten, Starmer nil. Possession 95% to Trump. Shots on target, Trump ten, Starmer nil. Another Masterclass by the boy wonder Goldentools.
July 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And that’s Full Time. Trump ten, Starmer nil. Possession 95% to Trump. Shots on target, Trump ten, Starmer nil. Another Masterclass by the boy wonder Goldentools.
Goldentools. Masterclass.
July 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Goldentools. Masterclass.
Do Not Consider the Sentience of the Zombified Piglins At All! It turns to it
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August 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Do Not Consider the Sentience of the Zombified Piglins At All! It turns to it
#zombifiedpiglins #zombiepiglins #nether #thenether #minecraft #piglin #piglins #goldentools #diamondsword
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I am proud to announce Keir Starmer’s new nickname: Goldentools
July 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I am proud to announce Keir Starmer’s new nickname: Goldentools
Goldentools. Liquid politics.
August 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Goldentools. Liquid politics.