President Goodbrain can't remember what he said five days ago.
Q: “You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
President Goodbrain can't remember what he said five days ago.
“The United States of America had boats in Greenland in 1725,” said President Goodbrain
Trump: We need Greenland for national protection. They have a very small population. They say Denmark, but Denmark has no military protection. They say that Denmark was there 300 years ago with a boat—well, we were there with boats too I’m sure.
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“The United States of America had boats in Greenland in 1725,” said President Goodbrain
But I thought if President Goodbrain burped it out, it was immediately The Law?
Hey! Press covering Trump!
The statute that lets him impose tariffs at will? It EXPLICITLY excludes movies.
He has no authority to do this. Not just bc of an absence of authorization, but bc the law says “you CANNOT do this.”
Do NOT say “Trump has imposed movie tariffs,” bc he did not. He CANNOT.
The statute that lets him impose tariffs at will? It EXPLICITLY excludes movies.
He has no authority to do this. Not just bc of an absence of authorization, but bc the law says “you CANNOT do this.”
Do NOT say “Trump has imposed movie tariffs,” bc he did not. He CANNOT.
to wit -
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But I thought if President Goodbrain burped it out, it was immediately The Law?
I'm not sure if I got that straight, but President Goodbrain McBusiness seems really confident about it, so ...
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I'm not sure if I got that straight, but President Goodbrain McBusiness seems really confident about it, so ...
OK, yup, now I see how President Goodbrain bankrupted a casino.
Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."
May 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
OK, yup, now I see how President Goodbrain bankrupted a casino.
Presidents Goodbrain
September 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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lol it looks like Trump posted another private message on Truth Social
May 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
President Goodbrain
OL JOHNNY GOODBRAIN OVER HERE
July 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OL JOHNNY GOODBRAIN OVER HERE
What if I drew more IKA cause it gives me goodbrain
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What if I drew more IKA cause it gives me goodbrain
President Goodbrain wants to bring back Columbus Day. Here's a fun fact: Columbus was such an unbelievable monster that he was ARRESTED and IMPRISONED in 1500 for his cruelty towards colonists and *indigenous people.* He was judged by the standards of HIS TIME and found to be a prolapsed anus.
April 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
President Goodbrain wants to bring back Columbus Day. Here's a fun fact: Columbus was such an unbelievable monster that he was ARRESTED and IMPRISONED in 1500 for his cruelty towards colonists and *indigenous people.* He was judged by the standards of HIS TIME and found to be a prolapsed anus.
In which President Goodbrain thinks foreign tourists get US Passports...
June 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
In which President Goodbrain thinks foreign tourists get US Passports...
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July 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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President Goodbrain strikes again
June 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
President Goodbrain strikes again
President Goodbrain sends his glad tidings & missives to The Holy See:
April 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
President Goodbrain sends his glad tidings & missives to The Holy See:
President IMAX Goodbrain is projecting like crazy.
Trump: "You know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said he's a stupid son of a bitch."
June 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
President IMAX Goodbrain is projecting like crazy.
President Goodbrain definitely not mistaking friends and allies on live television.
Fox anchor perplexed by Trump's threat to blow up Oman: "Not quite sure what that was all about"
John Roberts: "President Trump became the first American president that I know of to ever threaten to take military action against Oman"
John Roberts: "President Trump became the first American president that I know of to ever threaten to take military action against Oman"
May 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
President Goodbrain definitely not mistaking friends and allies on live television.
President Goodbrain
June 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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“President Goodbrain” 😭 🤣 👏
a woman in a blue dress is sitting on a set of stairs .
Alt: a woman in a blue dress is sitting on a set of stairs .
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December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“President Goodbrain” 😭 🤣 👏
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August 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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