I thought this in the 11th grade
November 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I thought this in the 11th grade
probation at grade school award👍
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
probation at grade school award👍
What do you mean I still have to grade papers??
November 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
What do you mean I still have to grade papers??
Feels like the night before a huge test where your grade could be anywhere from A to death.
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Feels like the night before a huge test where your grade could be anywhere from A to death.
Bev Turner is a grade A knobhead.
November 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Bev Turner is a grade A knobhead.
Annnnnnnnd this is just one of the MANY reasons why it's good to have journalists who know art history.
This is above Claude's pay grade ya dig.
This is above Claude's pay grade ya dig.
Deb Haaland of Laguna Pueblo, a 32nd generation New Mexican, former congresswoman and US Secretary of the Interior, wins race to become the 108th governor of New Mexico
November 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Annnnnnnnd this is just one of the MANY reasons why it's good to have journalists who know art history.
This is above Claude's pay grade ya dig.
This is above Claude's pay grade ya dig.
I need the USDA back to making GRADE A FOOD INSPECTIONS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I need the USDA back to making GRADE A FOOD INSPECTIONS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
That's some high grade coke, right thurr, boyyyy
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
That's some high grade coke, right thurr, boyyyy
Homeoffice grade so.
November 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Homeoffice grade so.
DRACULA: can i come in
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
DRACULA: can i come in
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
Conservation grades:
Grade I
Grade II*
Grade II
Grade oh well, these things happen
Grade I
Grade II*
Grade II
Grade oh well, these things happen
November 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Conservation grades:
Grade I
Grade II*
Grade II
Grade oh well, these things happen
Grade I
Grade II*
Grade II
Grade oh well, these things happen
Rail line directly to Bondi Beach.
At-grade.
At-grade.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Rail line directly to Bondi Beach.
At-grade.
At-grade.
wrote in to the mst3k fan club when i was in 4th grade
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
wrote in to the mst3k fan club when i was in 4th grade
Grade A beef 🐂
(i love doing facial expressions in case y'all can't tell)
(i love doing facial expressions in case y'all can't tell)
November 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Grade A beef 🐂
(i love doing facial expressions in case y'all can't tell)
(i love doing facial expressions in case y'all can't tell)
He must be on the highest-grade mood stabilizers known to man today
In his first public appearance since his party suffered crushing electoral losses, Trump is at the site of the White House ballroom, talking about the marble he ordered for the floor.
November 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
He must be on the highest-grade mood stabilizers known to man today
Specially certified, medical grade....salt water.
November 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Specially certified, medical grade....salt water.
Those are "we're making Judith Butler and Frantz Fanon mandatory reading in 4th grade" numbers
November 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Those are "we're making Judith Butler and Frantz Fanon mandatory reading in 4th grade" numbers
Man.
Wish I could show this to my 7th grade self who got called “sand n*****,” “camel jockey,” and all sorts of other bullshit on a regular basis post-9/11
Wish I could show this to my 7th grade self who got called “sand n*****,” “camel jockey,” and all sorts of other bullshit on a regular basis post-9/11
November 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Man.
Wish I could show this to my 7th grade self who got called “sand n*****,” “camel jockey,” and all sorts of other bullshit on a regular basis post-9/11
Wish I could show this to my 7th grade self who got called “sand n*****,” “camel jockey,” and all sorts of other bullshit on a regular basis post-9/11
Sorry, can't, that's above my pay grade
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Sorry, can't, that's above my pay grade
busted in 6th grade for drawing naked ladies and selling the drawings to my fellow students for a quarter each (basically the same business model I use today)
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
busted in 6th grade for drawing naked ladies and selling the drawings to my fellow students for a quarter each (basically the same business model I use today)
They’re baaaaack
*ORACLE KICKS OFF SIX-PART US DOLLAR HIGH-GRADE BOND OFFERING
*ORACLE KICKS OFF SIX-PART US DOLLAR HIGH-GRADE BOND OFFERING
November 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
They’re baaaaack
*ORACLE KICKS OFF SIX-PART US DOLLAR HIGH-GRADE BOND OFFERING
*ORACLE KICKS OFF SIX-PART US DOLLAR HIGH-GRADE BOND OFFERING