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December 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM

Anthrodiva

@anthrodiva.bsky.social

My new favorite subreddit

www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoe...

September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM

Aunty

@auntywilly.blacksky.app

Reddit agrees with you!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoe...

October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM

Sparkling Star Punch!

@sparklingstarpunch.bsky.social

I would love to introduce you to an incredibly hyperspecific subreddit www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoe...

A Quick Sketch of Grandpa Joe

February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM

ChrisStewart

@candycritic.bsky.social

Sketching up #GrandpaJoe from #CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory.

#art #drawing #sketch #procreate

youtu.be/_f_e1T-emlc?...

YouTube video by Chris Stewart

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October 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM

myedison.bsky.social

@myedison.bsky.social

When you think about it what Charlie and GrandpaJoe did was as bad as all the other kids.

July 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM

Zenalicious - Retired beltway junkie and doom scroller.

@confuzation.bsky.social

O
wow.
Lyrics you didn't realize were dirty till this very moment.
Rather like "And some day for my sake,
She may let me take
The bloom from my wild Irish Rose."
Morning Laura!

Derrygirls Grandpajoe: 'It's Not As Nice'

ALT: Derrygirls Grandpajoe: 'It's Not As Nice'

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May 21, 2026 at 10:58 AM

twilightsyndromer.bsky.social

@twilightsyndromer.bsky.social

I did the same thing with Kalle that I did with Delft.🧡
#CATCF #CharlieandTheChocolateFactory #Orange #Twink #Poor #Fiction #Swedish #PurpleProse #CharlieBucket #GrandpaJoe #Death #Gacha #GachaLife #GachaLife2

Here is Kalle Hink, & he's greeting us, though considering that he's swedish I'll have to translate what he says from here on.

He got average grades during his time in school, he doesn't have that much strength in his body, his family is the poorest in all of Sweden for several generations now, he not that healthy due to living in a shack with his mum & dad which can't store heat for those cold winters & the fact the family can only afford food for the entire family for 3 of the 7 days of the week, his father has a job screwing toothpaste caps on which pays a piddling amount.

But he is kind & caring to his family & for those in need, & once more he has a creative mind, making up things you only find in your dreams. Now most of these ideas focus on sweets cuz that's what he craves most, something he can only have on his birthday which he tries to make last for almost a year by only taking a small nibble of the treat a month.

But there are are some things that do dampen his spirit being (1. People ingore or belittle him for being poor, having an imagination, or being a bit Fruity, & (2. His grandparents no longer being of this mortal coil, having died of old age during his teens, with his favourite & best friend being Josef Hink who would tell him stories that felt like fairytales be he would insist were real, the scarf he wears is actually his grandpa Josef's old scarf that he wears all the time now in remembrance.

August 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM

Aunty

@auntywilly.blacksky.app

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#Charlie #Augustus #Violet #Veruca #Mike #GrandpaJoe #ArthurSlugworth #OompaLoompa #IveGotAGoldenTicket #PureImagination #TheCandyMan #EverlastingGobstopper #FizzyLiftingDrinks #ISaidGoodDay #NostalgiaTalk

October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM

ChrisStewart

@candycritic.bsky.social

I’m starting a little late, but here’s an entry for #TicTocTober. Today’s prompt is #zerogravity and I decided to pay homage to a classic.

For more about Tic Toc Tober, check out the latest episode of #GeekShop at youtu.be/k27OOAq2WOs?....

#tictoctom #willywonka #fizzyliftingdrinks #grandpajoe

October 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM

Nostalgia Talk

@nostalgiatalk.bsky.social

July 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM

Nostalgia Talk

@nostalgiatalk.bsky.social

#WillyWonka #CharlieBucket #GrandpaJoe #AugustusGloop #VioletBeauregarde #VerucaSalt #MikeTeavee #OompaLoompas #GoldenTicket #Pipe #ChocolateRiver #GumChewing #Blueberry #GarbageChute #BadNut #NostalgiaTalk

July 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM

nikdan30.bsky.social

@nikdan30.bsky.social

I sent a letter to Biden in July. We received a letter back from him today. I will always remember his kindness and humility, and so will my two boys. #grandpajoe #46 ❤️

January 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM

Illuminati Ganga

@illuminati-ganga.bsky.social

Grandpa Joe's Secret Midnight Bodybuilding routine
#willywonka #grandpajoe #jerk #bodybuilding #workout

May 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM

The Nasty Pasty

@thenastypasty.bsky.social

Born on this day in 1907: American actor Jack Albertson!

(Miracle on 34th Street, The Poseidon Adventure, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dead & Buried)

#jackalbertson #grandpajoe #willywonkaandthechocolatefactory #deadandburied #videonasty #miracleon34thstreet

June 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM

John Henderson

@misterpedantic.bsky.social

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