#graspingatstraws
Last time I checked (2 days ago) we still have plastic wrapped bread and vegetables under the current law. No one is suggesting banning it. He's literally #GraspingAtStraws. #cdnpoli
When in desperation your campaign team realizes that you are "toast", you resort to props to secure a future job in the plastic straw industry, or maybe Westons bakery. #cdnpoli
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Chelsie been hitting that gym a lot. 🤔 seems suspiciously like someone preparing to run around the world for a month would do. #graspingatstraws
March 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Poilievre says he feels conflicted… so Carney should sell everything?
Come on.

CBC cut through the noise:
✔️ Carney disclosed his assets
✔️ Ethics rules followed
✔️ Nothing to hide — unless you're Pierre

📺 That’s why CBC matters.

🔗 r.pebmac.ca/https://www....

#SaveTheCBC #CdnPoli #GraspingAtStraws
July 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
GitHub, but for your goals in life

A status page, but it’s *you* (‘uptime’ 🤔)

Clubhouse × Yo × BeReal

Udemy, but on demand

CRM, the good part, meets Quora, the good part

AlphaWolfram for your feelings

Kickstarter, but for accountability

Blind, but for identity and sexuality

Notion × AirDrop
September 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The right hand bird is towards the grey end of the Yellowhammer spectrum - the nearest I could find to a rare bunting amongst the hordes at Holburn #graspingatstraws #NEbirding
February 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m just waiting for Luigi to become a suspect behind the Titan Submersible! My dude is innocent! #GraspingAtStraws #FreeLuigi
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Hey, we won the quarter! #GraspingAtStraws
April 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Maybe that’s the hint Paraag was indicating all along?! A player who’s not available now but might be in the future?! #graspingatstraws
September 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
..UNLESS
Naz carries on from where he left off..

#GraspingAtStraws 🤞🏼
May 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I cannot work out how the government thinks "digital nomads" will help our economy. #graspingatstraws
January 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So a republican friend who voted for Harris told me that Felon47 riding around in a garbage truck showed people in the midwest he understood their issues. Really? AYFKM? Even republicans are #GraspingAtStraws. #WeAreSoFucked.
January 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Make Ireland Great Again spoofers #GraspingAtStraws
Sharon Keogan has encouraged the new Seanad Cathaoirleach, Mark Daly, to use whatever power he has to encourage an executive order for the elimination of paper straws.
February 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Are Bournemouth in trouble? 3rd worst form in the league and some very stinky fixtures coming up! They couldn't could the?.... @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social you always loved them, what's going wrong there?
#graspingatstraws #relegationcandidates #lufc
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Could mean sour dough starter or beer brewing <\graspingatstraws>
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I almost forgot all about the Epstein files because of this!
#GraspingAtStraws
July 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Somehow, this gives me a glimmer of hope? #graspingatstraws
There was a time when sandwich bags didn’t have zip-lock technology, all you could do was kind of fold the one end over and pray.
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I know it’s astonishingly high. But is it really increasing? Not better reporting? #graspingatstraws
September 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Maar was het 16 bit 44khz (alsof dat ook telt als niet-origineel) #graspingatstraws
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Suzie Collins, and her handful of billionaire backers are claiming Troy Jackson is abusive towards women and “worse than Graham Platner”… however, claims that Troy Jackson physically struck a colleague with a water bottle are false and based on unverified, retracted statements. #GraspingAtStraws
August 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Look at the bright side: Your new one will probably heat faster and better. Imagine the first shower! #graspingatstraws
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
These asshats blame everyone (women, immigrants, black and brown people) for their failures (in and out of bed). #incels #graspingatstraws
July 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At the #BlackDoves premiere
with his hand in his pocket
#graspingatstraws
#saltnpepper
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Had my first language class on Wednesday and the 3 dialects have me even more at a loss than I already was 🫠😵‍💫🫣 But at least there are less exceptions than in English..? 🤷‍♀️ #GraspingAtStraws
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Auntie is an honorific, in addition to "parent's-biological-sister."

On Earth, where +85% of the human residents are non-European, non-Christian--or both--this is a widely shared usage, as well as among the remaining 20% who choose not to live in a self-imposed monoculture. #graspingatstraws
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Because she has normal human instincts and knew her boyfriend wouldn’t have abandoned his kids during a nor’easter. Bonus: she has an A+ relationship with her folks. Fascinating to me that NCDAO and MSP find it odd. #graspingatstraws
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM