New nonsense from Carr.
(Tweet from Grauniad reporter)
(Tweet from Grauniad reporter)
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
New nonsense from Carr.
(Tweet from Grauniad reporter)
(Tweet from Grauniad reporter)
Never change Grauniad
February 19, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Never change Grauniad
'Suspended'? Classic Grauniad.
September 28, 2026 at 11:46 AM
'Suspended'? Classic Grauniad.
There's strong competition, but Jenkins is a very strong front-runner for the award "Biggest C*nt at the Grauniad". Obviously, he's VERY posh, so listen up, peasants, Sir Simon is talking and he knows more about everything than you.
May 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
There's strong competition, but Jenkins is a very strong front-runner for the award "Biggest C*nt at the Grauniad". Obviously, he's VERY posh, so listen up, peasants, Sir Simon is talking and he knows more about everything than you.
C’mon, Grauniad. Stop using AI to write headlines
Dear allies of America, please don’t confuse with president for us | Robert Reich
Dear allies of America, please don’t confuse with president for us | Robert Reich
We are trying our best to resist him, contain him and remove him from office as quickly as we possibly can. Thank you for your patience
www.theguardian.com
March 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
C’mon, Grauniad. Stop using AI to write headlines
the grauniad on the ball here ⬇️
September 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
the grauniad on the ball here ⬇️
Typical Grauniad. Another mooseprint.
That’s not an elk.
Elk could return to UK after 3,000 years in rewilding project
May 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Typical Grauniad. Another mooseprint.
Hey grauniad lady hows it going
"porn is fascism"
jesus christ
"porn is fascism"
jesus christ
"fascism is when she bounces on that thing"
-Moora Doonegan
-Moora Doonegan
April 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey grauniad lady hows it going
"porn is fascism"
jesus christ
"porn is fascism"
jesus christ
Hey @theguardian.com England is not Britain. Britain is not England. Scotland and NI voted Remain. This is - as so often - careless journalism from the Grauniad.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hey @theguardian.com England is not Britain. Britain is not England. Scotland and NI voted Remain. This is - as so often - careless journalism from the Grauniad.
Love the grauniad live blog so much
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Love the grauniad live blog so much
[seeing an error in a paper that has been known as the grauniad for literal decades due to a stereotype of regular editing errors]: fucking AI
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
[seeing an error in a paper that has been known as the grauniad for literal decades due to a stereotype of regular editing errors]: fucking AI
Weak as piss, grauniad
Nothing “apparent” about it
Nothing “apparent” about it
‘The gesture speaks for itself’: Germans respond to Musk’s apparent Nazi salute
‘The gesture speaks for itself’: Germans respond to Musk’s apparent Nazi salute
Some say it was an unambiguous Nazi salute but others are unsure and say focus should be on Musk’s stated support for far-right
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Weak as piss, grauniad
Nothing “apparent” about it
Nothing “apparent” about it
Evergreen front page headline from the Grauniad
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Evergreen front page headline from the Grauniad
One of the best cartoonists in Australia. Fiona needs to be snapped up immediately. Dear Grauniad, what are you thinking?
So, I found out on Friday that my gig at the Guardian is coming to an end in late August.
Needless to say I'm rather bummed by this development AND in need of a new job so if anyone's looking for a cartoonist HMU.
Needless to say I'm rather bummed by this development AND in need of a new job so if anyone's looking for a cartoonist HMU.
July 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
One of the best cartoonists in Australia. Fiona needs to be snapped up immediately. Dear Grauniad, what are you thinking?
The Grauniad has peaked, I suggest.
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The Grauniad has peaked, I suggest.
By Aditya Chakrabortty in The Grauniad
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
By Aditya Chakrabortty in The Grauniad
it really is wild that rowling became the most miserable person on earth because someone used the phrase "people who menstruate" in the grauniad years ago
This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit
February 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it really is wild that rowling became the most miserable person on earth because someone used the phrase "people who menstruate" in the grauniad years ago
This original is even more chilling than the edited version in the Grauniad.
They did, but it was edited out.
(Koko, Camden).
Here's the unedited version:
lettersfromjack.substack.com/p/nabbed-by-...
(Koko, Camden).
Here's the unedited version:
lettersfromjack.substack.com/p/nabbed-by-...
Nabbed by the Toilet Police
"There isn't going to be Toilet Police." It was a few days after these reassuring words that the Toilet Police got me.
lettersfromjack.substack.com
June 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This original is even more chilling than the edited version in the Grauniad.
Italians aren’t white, checkmate Grauniad
Media’s empathetic coverage of Luigi Mangione reveals an obsession with humanizing white male suspects
Media’s empathetic coverage of Luigi Mangione reveals an obsession with humanizing white male suspects
Interest in the United Healthcare CEO shooting suspect’s background underscores research that the media covers white and Black perpetrators differently
Luigi Mangione, the 26-year-old who allegedly shot and killed the United Healthcare CEO Brian…
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Italians aren’t white, checkmate Grauniad
The Grauniad on point again.
September 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The Grauniad on point again.
This Grauniad pillock sounds like one of those who gesture at women to take out their headphones. Dude, you're the reason we're wearing them.
August 9, 2026 at 9:50 AM
This Grauniad pillock sounds like one of those who gesture at women to take out their headphones. Dude, you're the reason we're wearing them.
slow news day at the grauniad, they need burnham to fuck something up
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
August 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
slow news day at the grauniad, they need burnham to fuck something up
End of an era. Martin's last regular column for the Grauniad.
The world of today looks bad, but take hope: we’ve been here before and got through it – and we will again | Martin Kettle
The world of today looks bad, but take hope: we’ve been here before and got through it – and we will again | Martin Kettle
As I write my last regular column for the Guardian, my thoughts turn to the lessons and hope we can take from history, says Guardian columnist Martin Kettle
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
End of an era. Martin's last regular column for the Grauniad.
Classic Grauniad please 😄
May 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Classic Grauniad please 😄