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kcatomheart.bsky.social
He’s got those too
Casey the serval shows off his beans, which are green! “I don’t have a green thumb, I got GREEN BEANS!”
July 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
lintstorm.bsky.social
IT GOT BETTER

📍Central MN
Vibrant red and green aurora over trees Vibrant red and green aurora over trees Vibrant red and green aurora over trees in a vortex shape Vibrant red and green aurora over trees that looks like an explosion
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
missybbbobtail.bsky.social
I got cat class and I got cat style 🎶🎵
Missy the green eyed bobtail cat taking a walk through the house.
August 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
dynamicrobo.bsky.social
green girl got a new swimsuit!
green girl in green and white striped bikini so cutes
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
teamswiftparrot.bsky.social
Perfectly perfect swift parrot siblings - green, fuzz, wide eyes - they’ve got it all 💚♥️💚
Two green parrots with grey fuzz sitting on an outstretched palm in a forest setting
April 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
catbus.phd
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
June 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
oyasuami.bsky.social
I’m crying the dancing green game got 16 dancing green cosplays to dance together
April 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue jumps in shock as Green floats idly by him. Green: I don't feel like doing today. Blue turns his head to follow where Green is going as Green floats further away. Blue: Doing what today? Green: Just the whole day. Any of it. As Green drifts out of sight, Blue raises his eyebrow, puzzled, watching where Green drifted off to. Blue: Also why are you floating? Green, out of frame: I got excommuned by gravity. Blue stares after Green, now in blank bafflement. Blue: ...What?
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
spookybiscuits.com
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: Bovino uses green chemical gas on Minnesotans because he got his tiny feelings hurt

(H/T @mnicewatch)
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
annieparker.bsky.social
Things just got a little green
#Aurora #AuroraAustralis
A very green bottomed Aurora
June 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
spavel.bsky.social
y'all, I just got my fuckin green card
August 1, 2024 at 10:28 PM
marawilson.bsky.social
Having a crappy day but someone told me “You have eyes like Eva Green” so it just got better
February 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?
April 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
bmgray86.bsky.social
Got my green
March 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is getting up, stretching contently, while Blue is still asleep. Green: Ah, the sweetness of sleep in your own bed after visiting friends. Blue wakes up in fuzzy confusion as Green snaps wide awake, alert. Green: Oh no! I forgot to text my friends that I got home! Green rushes out of bed, eyes wide. Blue, off-panel from the bed: Can't you just do that now? Green: Too late! Green peers out of the window, looking down at a whole group of multicolour foxes, who look up at the window. One of them, lime green, is holding a phone. Green: It's okay! I'm alive! Lime Fox: Call off the search.
January 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
pizzasuplex.bsky.social
Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro
pabloescobear.bsky.social THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · Aug 19
Humpty dumpty asses
August 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
dylantate.com
No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
Hank Green Bluesky on microwave
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns to look at Green, as Green enters while carrying two pizza bozes. Green: Pizza's here! The top one is yours. Blue: What did you order again? The foxes sit down with their pizza boxes in front of them. While Blue is yet to open his, Green is peering at his own pizza. Green: I got the random pizza! Instead of choosing my toppings myself, I let them do whatever they want. As Green lists the ingredients on his pizza, Blue turns to look over his shoulder to peer at it himself, with a look of utter disbelief. A third fox is peering out of the pizza box in front of Green, addressing him. Green: So I got anchovies, ham, sardines, and some guy. Fox in the pizza box: I'm the shift manager. Blue and Green look at the pizzeria manager, baffled. Blue: Frankly I'm impressed that they somehow managed to do that. Pizzeria manager: Me too.
May 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who sits frozen in place in utter terror. Blue: Hey, what's wrong? Green: I've got so much to do that I forgot all of it. Blue: All of it? Green: All of it.
May 22, 2024 at 1:37 PM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other one is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting down while facing each other. Green: You've got yogurt on your chin. Blue: Do I? Blue leans back cautiously as Green leans towards him eagerly. Green: Can I kiss it away? Blue: No. Blue keeps leaning back as Green keeps leaning forward, stretching further than should be physically possible. Green: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? Blue: No. Stretching out to almost twice the length of their regular bodies, Blue frowns while Green still stares eagerly at him, leaning forward as much as Blue leans back. Blue: I am not going to let you lick my face. Green: Why not?
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
raxdflipnote.bsky.social
I got green goobabs on my mind
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is reading as Green approaches him, full of enthusiasm. Green: I did it! I've done it! I've completed my whole to-do list! Blue turns to look at Green. Green: Now I've finally got all the time in the world to- As Blue watches, saying nothing, Green pauses to ponder, tapping his chin with the point of his tail. Green: To... Hmm. Green looks back up to Blue, who has turned his gaze back to his book. Green: The problem with doing everything you meant to do is running out of things to do. Blue: I have a suggestion.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ratwednesday.art
got into some brush settings over the weekend and drew a green guy about it

#art
a loose digital illustration of a floating green dragon
April 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM