#gunnah
I did the stupid thing and got out of my car to yell at someone today. Some cock head in an Audi SUV was tailgating people.madly, jumping between lanes, ended up overtaking me on a slip lane and nearly hitting a media strip and "keep left" sign. Whatever. Dickheads gunnah dickhead....
October 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"EEEEEEE!" Toadette squealed, rapidly tippy-tapping her feet. "OK OK OK!!! We are gunnah have SOOOOOOO much fun!!! You're gunna feel SO SO SO SOOOOO nice all tucked in my shooooooeee!!"

She tittered, SHAKING the tiny bear. Shock could only give a nervous laugh, his heart thumping in his chest.
September 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Eve Fartlow is gunnah take them all down from the inside
September 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
People want there to be some racial component to the Albernaz stuff when the very easy answer is he’s a front office patsy who went an entire year going “we love Gunnah” when he’d get picked off first or was OBP’ing .297 but is now crashing out because the season is over and picking easy targets
August 6, 2026 the Orioles manager at the time had a different take for Holliday.
September 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I settled on this Harlequin as my 2026 Halloween painting... I'm gunnah add some more creepy elements to it later on down the painting road 😂 #wip #workinprogress
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Nuh yuh nuh gunnah stawpit nowuh
August 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I've come to the conclusion that my endocrine system is the enemy, gunnah need it removed. It's 2026, that's a minor and mostly consequence free elective surgery now surely
August 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My stairlift is SUPPOSED to be installed today... I was never given a time just "afternoon time... Anytime passed 12" so now I'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs wondering if/when they're gunnah decide to show up 🫠
July 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I can't sit under a loaded rack, no matter how many safeties are in place. I've seen this movie, there's an unhinged telekinetic that's gunnah drop that shit on my head when I least expect it
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Mew luuk lyke mew in da furst ceen in an pawesome moovie
(goonies, ET, the sandlot = myn fav)
dis ERHMZACTLEE hauw Ihm woob have rittin da Kitturnhood dat mew reellee dahsurbed Flanoy
(beclaws Ihm neber gunnah furrgett dat wai tuu munch trogedy happin tuu dis Flanoy dat Ihm lurv)
July 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Gunnah
June 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Me: I need to take it easy cause I'm travelling tomorrow so the next few days are gunnah be chill.

Also me: just took a spectacular fall and hit the deck and I'm now in P A I N. Fml
June 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
GUNNAH
June 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
. . . . ….. we’re going to Pretend (gunnah ) {that } its from th Medication .

)””YER note wha Onlee ohn - - —
…. its Actually because you suck.

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June 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
GUNNAH
June 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
GUNNAH
April 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
That pause where the presenter realises our collective moral compass is totally broken.... oof

but some people are gunnah get some sweet portfolio gains, so who can tell if it's bad or not?
April 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
nice steal, Gunnah
March 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Gunnah hop in the shower. You coming? #humpday
March 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Message byKegsBreath,“We jest gunnah NUKE yo daing kuntree, an TAIKKK YO AHOILL!”
*in a MidWest Hillbilly voice*
March 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Everytime I'm reminded of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy I think it's gunnah be a fun cartoon that's very much my shit, everytime I seek out a copy I'm reminded that some terrible, slightly probbo garbage got made at CN in the 2000s. Weird choices & annoying characters, lost opportunities.
February 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I hope that lovely woman and her family are gunnah be okay and find out the cause of the health issues 😭

You never know how you're going to impact someone's life in a day eh
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
At the Harvest Church? People gunnah be losing their kidneys and what not
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
First good news of the year. Good as in a reversal of previous bad news, so it's been like hitting your tow with a hammer to enjoy feeling it get better. But i'm still gunnah take it as a win.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM