#gurneys
A line is forming behind the CT scan, orderlies standing by gurneys and testily flapping their CT Scan Rewards Card on their keychains back and forth and back and forth.
September 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Trump’s “cuts” aren’t numbers on paper — they’re bodies on gurneys.

You can’t make America great again by bleeding it dry.

#TrumpHatesOurHealthCare
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No problem
You just call 911
And the problems are whisked away
To gurneys in hallways
Magical
September 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Can’t stop picturing Seinfeld, Chapelle, Woody Allen, Louis CK, and the others being rolled around on their gurneys in their straitjackets and facial coverings
July 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
“Children and adults were laid on makeshift gurneys …These human caravans walked for hours in up to 104-degree heat in an attempt to reach medical treatment” Musk and Doge have so much blood on their hands www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Elon Musk Is Playing God
The tech billionaire wants to shape humanity’s future. Not everyone has a place there.
www.theatlantic.com
April 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Private equity owns more than 30% of U.S. emergency rooms.
They’ve hiked costs, cut staff, and endangered patients.

ERs are now investment vehicles with gurneys.

“When your heart stops, someone’s portfolio grows.”
April 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Gonna start wheeling all the teenagers into movies on Hannibal Lecter gurneys.
April 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I remember "The News" showing the hallways of hospitals crammed full of patients on gurneys waiting for beds.
August 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
They’re not even in a bag, you’re just trailing behind the gurneys wrapping them all up like extension cords
March 28, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Brown University Health (formerly Lifespan) is reinstating masks starting tomorrow!!!

my therapist: “Apparently hospitals are willing to mitigate when they run out of gurneys (and likely out of staff as well.”
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Weekend with gurneys.
July 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
‘nod away, volume 3’, WIP, blue pencil on bristol
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If corporations are people a bunch of them need to go to prison for life or get strapped to gurneys with hot IVs.
May 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Never again

MittelbauDora 06/25

Something different today, for D-Day remembrance. I visited concentration camp Dora. Not much remains, but its eerie atmosphere persists. The crematorium gurneys were the final gut punch.

#photography #blackandwhite #concentrationcamp #monochrome #dday #neveragain
June 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I know the melons are ripe cause Pepper has now helpfully "harvested" three of them for us. Anyway. Look at this UNIT!!!

FINALLY got one of the Gurneys Giants to go giant
August 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
In the building code, 32” is the minimum width for a door in an apartment building, 36” is the minimum width for a stairway, the elevator is required to accommodate a 24”-wide gurney. So why are they saying 36” at-grade is not enough for gurneys to medical emergencies in ADUs?
August 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Get ready, this wasn’t an isolated event; nursing homes, hospitals, community centers, urgent care centers and all types of shelters and healthcare facilities will be closing.
THIS MAN DOES NOT CARE..! ABOUT YOU, ABOUT ME..ABOUT NO ONE BUT HIMSELF…!
Gurneys & Homeless will have nowhere to go…!!!!!
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
‘nod away, volume 3’, WIP, blue pencil on bristol
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In recent decades we’ve lost too many general and acute hospital beds in the UK, without creating sufficient alternative capacity outside hospital.

This has resulted in entirely predictable risks and harms, writes @mancunianmedic.bsky.social
www.bmj.com/content/388/...
January 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Great.. they are all on their own gurneys so when the plane crashes, it’s easier to pick them up. 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
‘nod away, volume 3’, blue pencil on bristol board
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Medical gurneys

on
the

Mooooooooon

www.popsci.com/science/nasa...
NASA needs your help designing a gurney for the moon
The winning 'lunar rescue system' will receive $20,000.
www.popsci.com
December 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I clicked on a “transport” vacancy in Boston on LinkedIn and it was an orderly in a hospital for transporting patients on gurneys, and now it’s serving me a bunch or orderly jobs, and I guess why not
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Lemon tree
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM