hackmaster 4th edition 😔
"Unfortunately, the status effect "cock musk addiction" is permanent until you find a Cleric of 9th level or higher. You'll just have to manage it with exposure therapy. Might I offer some assistance?~"
March 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
hackmaster 4th edition 😔
like this is what hackmaster was making *fun* of christ alive
August 28, 2026 at 5:04 AM
like this is what hackmaster was making *fun* of christ alive
ive been HACKED. by the HACKMASTER 9000
May 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
ive been HACKED. by the HACKMASTER 9000
Hackmaster has a very particular sense of humor
August 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Hackmaster has a very particular sense of humor
Hoody Hoo! We're two short weeks away from the launch of HackMaster 25th Anniversary Edition! youtu.be/vS3FF3CeSJo
HackMaster 25th Anniversary Edition
YouTube video by Jolly Blackburn
youtu.be
July 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hoody Hoo! We're two short weeks away from the launch of HackMaster 25th Anniversary Edition! youtu.be/vS3FF3CeSJo
March 4, 2026 at 11:33 AM
ah, Hackmaster, of course - that's the only one I can think of. Weapon speeds! Spell casting times! Weirdly intricate class rules!
January 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ah, Hackmaster, of course - that's the only one I can think of. Weapon speeds! Spell casting times! Weirdly intricate class rules!
Heck yes, got some old Hackmaster Tactical Miniatures in the mail
December 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Heck yes, got some old Hackmaster Tactical Miniatures in the mail
Twilight 2000
Twilight 2000 2nd edition
Gurps 3rd?
DnD 3rd edition
Hackmaster 4th edition
Traveller20
Mongoose Traveller
Traveller 5
Twilight 2000 2nd edition
Gurps 3rd?
DnD 3rd edition
Hackmaster 4th edition
Traveller20
Mongoose Traveller
Traveller 5
September 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Twilight 2000
Twilight 2000 2nd edition
Gurps 3rd?
DnD 3rd edition
Hackmaster 4th edition
Traveller20
Mongoose Traveller
Traveller 5
Twilight 2000 2nd edition
Gurps 3rd?
DnD 3rd edition
Hackmaster 4th edition
Traveller20
Mongoose Traveller
Traveller 5
Me: "I should finish writing!"
My brain: "or you can make a HACKMASTER CHARACTER!!!!!!"
My brain: "or you can make a HACKMASTER CHARACTER!!!!!!"
December 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Me: "I should finish writing!"
My brain: "or you can make a HACKMASTER CHARACTER!!!!!!"
My brain: "or you can make a HACKMASTER CHARACTER!!!!!!"
Hackmaster game tonight!
March 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hackmaster game tonight!
i described it as being similar to Hackmaster 4th edition which is this weirdly well designed AD&D modification...with jokes added in so they'd keep the rights
December 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
i described it as being similar to Hackmaster 4th edition which is this weirdly well designed AD&D modification...with jokes added in so they'd keep the rights
Stop by the Kenzerco Booth at GENCON — kick the tires on our new edition of Hackmaster take on our Arena of Death! tinyurl.com/HMXXV
July 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Stop by the Kenzerco Booth at GENCON — kick the tires on our new edition of Hackmaster take on our Arena of Death! tinyurl.com/HMXXV
I have, inexplicably, the Hackmaster Ravenloft parody and god i wish I was that me
August 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I have, inexplicably, the Hackmaster Ravenloft parody and god i wish I was that me
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Cthulhu but you win?” That’s called Call of Cthulhu (lol).
“Hackmaster but less crunchy?” That’s called Pathfinder.
“Dread but unbranded?” That’s called Jenga.
“Hackmaster but less crunchy?” That’s called Pathfinder.
“Dread but unbranded?” That’s called Jenga.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Cthulhu but you win?” That’s called Call of Cthulhu (lol).
“Hackmaster but less crunchy?” That’s called Pathfinder.
“Dread but unbranded?” That’s called Jenga.
“Hackmaster but less crunchy?” That’s called Pathfinder.
“Dread but unbranded?” That’s called Jenga.
I was going to make a joke of "ttrpg deliberately being designed around being unbalanced and getting a zany equilibrium from that" and then I realized that's just Hackmaster
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I was going to make a joke of "ttrpg deliberately being designed around being unbalanced and getting a zany equilibrium from that" and then I realized that's just Hackmaster
43. Hackmaster from Kenzer and Company. What happens when you take a parody of D&D from a comic and turn it into an actual game? A lot of delicious satire you can play!
December 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
43. Hackmaster from Kenzer and Company. What happens when you take a parody of D&D from a comic and turn it into an actual game? A lot of delicious satire you can play!
I genuinely can't think of a single thing I like that I'd describe as not very good
like...
that's why I like it, lol
some of it's trashEY, like, sleezy, low brow or simplistic, but even the gonzo cheese of Hackmaster has genuine craft and skill going on in its guts.
like...
that's why I like it, lol
some of it's trashEY, like, sleezy, low brow or simplistic, but even the gonzo cheese of Hackmaster has genuine craft and skill going on in its guts.
One of the best things you can do for yourself is embrace the fact that some things you like aren't very good and may even be trash
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I genuinely can't think of a single thing I like that I'd describe as not very good
like...
that's why I like it, lol
some of it's trashEY, like, sleezy, low brow or simplistic, but even the gonzo cheese of Hackmaster has genuine craft and skill going on in its guts.
like...
that's why I like it, lol
some of it's trashEY, like, sleezy, low brow or simplistic, but even the gonzo cheese of Hackmaster has genuine craft and skill going on in its guts.
Bundle of Holding: HackMaster (from 2016)
The revived March 2016 HackMaster Bundle featuring HackMaster, the tabletop fantasy roleplaying game from Kenzer and Company.
bundleofholding.com/presents/Hac...
The revived March 2016 HackMaster Bundle featuring HackMaster, the tabletop fantasy roleplaying game from Kenzer and Company.
bundleofholding.com/presents/Hac...
HackMaster Bundle
Adventurer! We've resurrected (for a third time!) our March 2016 HackMaster Bundle featuring HackMaster, the tabletop fantasy roleplaying game from Kenzer and Company. Originally a parody introduced i...
bundleofholding.com
July 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Bundle of Holding: HackMaster (from 2016)
The revived March 2016 HackMaster Bundle featuring HackMaster, the tabletop fantasy roleplaying game from Kenzer and Company.
bundleofholding.com/presents/Hac...
The revived March 2016 HackMaster Bundle featuring HackMaster, the tabletop fantasy roleplaying game from Kenzer and Company.
bundleofholding.com/presents/Hac...
25 years ago, some HackMaster players made this fun little video and sent us to it. I don' t know any of their names. But wow - they've gotta be pushing 40 today. They should be game for HackMaster 25th anniversary edition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faF...
HackMaster Old School Spoof Commerical
YouTube video by Jolly Blackburn
www.youtube.com
July 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
25 years ago, some HackMaster players made this fun little video and sent us to it. I don' t know any of their names. But wow - they've gotta be pushing 40 today. They should be game for HackMaster 25th anniversary edition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faF...