#halal
Halal McBeal
November 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
“HALAL CARTS ON EVERY CORNER!”

New Yorkers: “Yeah buddy”
November 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
We now get taco trucks AND halal food carts on every corner? Outstanding!
November 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Tjeneren har love mig, at det er halal😅
November 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Some tiny part of my disappointment in Democrats is how cool Republicans always make them look. BRB, writing Abdul, Halal Ranger fanfiction.
November 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
"My halal huffs" - @skotter.gay
November 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
they spotted a fox near the halal grocery, I repeat, they spotted a fox near the halal grocery
November 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I will watch the religiously observant country boy halal sherif who can clear a round house kick
November 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
LA Halal
November 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
beautiful morning for my state-mandated halal abortion
November 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"Halal Jordanian" on this restaurant listing causing me to double take
November 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Texans want the halal brisket
November 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Now I want a halal cheesesteak
November 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
worth it for the $8 halal carts tho
November 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Abdul our halal ranger
Clarice says "she and they"
Wrong pronouns you'll be canceled here tonight
Democrats' Texas rangers all inclusive
November 11, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Halal & Oates
November 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
In Los Angeles? Many.

Dave's Hot Chicken ( daveshotchicken.com ) and Red Chickz ( theredchickz.com )

Zankou Chicken ( zankouchicken.com )

I prefer the more homey non-chain restaurants that just serve great Mediterranean food. They're halal because the friendly owners are Muslim.
Los Angeles, CA | The Halal Guys - Gyro and ChickenLos Angeles, CA | The Halal Guys - Gyro and Chicken
The Halal Guys are the pioneers of American Halal food. Call (213) 480-7738 to place an order, or visit us in Los Angeles, CA.
thehalalguys.com
November 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Halal brisket if you want meat
November 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I’m pretty sure Jews aren’t organizing hate events to intimidate the owners of Halal markets and promote boycotts.
November 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
My pronouns are now he/halal
November 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Gardons espoir qu’ils partent dans les poubelles de l’histoire 🙂‍↔️
Bismillah Halal Cat
ALT: Bismillah Halal Cat
static.klipy.com
November 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
With halal meals sizzled in genderfluid.
November 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I would give anything for a legit episode where he violently busts a counterfeit halal deli ring
November 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Halal meat isn’t kosher. I guess Shaun King is too dumb to know that.
There is a distinct difference between choosing where you do and don't shop vs. staging a protest exclusively against Jewish businesses.

We aren't asking for your money; we are asking you to let us live.

Grow up.
November 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This Mill Valley spot makes Marin County’s best burrito — yes, it’s a breakfast burrito but it’s also halal.
At last, a remarkable burrito in Marin County
This Mill Valley spot makes Marin County’s best burrito — yes, it’s a breakfast burrito but it’s also halal.
bit.ly
November 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM