It's #HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday !
Today it's National Shite Day from the album CSI: Ambleside.
"There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets."

It is Tuesday today, isn't it?
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Happy Half Man Half Biscuit Tuesday!
'Nove on the Sly' from the LP 'Trouble over Bridgewater'. HMHB discover techno.

"He knows his knobs and he nightly robs
Massive mobs from Mary Anne Hobbs
With talk of jam and crusty cobs
Warm barm, thank you ma’am"

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Happy #HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday to all.

This week it's 'L’Enfer C’Est Les Autres'. A jaunty little number where Nigel has a right old moan about folk blocking the pavement. Grumpy bastard.
"I shot a man in Tesco, just to watch him die"

Is #HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday still a thing?

40th anniversary of Cocteau Twins' album Treasure, here's HMHB's piss take of 4AD.

"Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
“Love Froth Tuesday”, “Pancake Candy Shoes”
Got a good guitarist, but he’s got a sad barnet
“Kiss Cream Carnival”, “Lime Sky Spooky Pills”

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Happy #HalfManHalfBiscuitTuesday to all who celebrate.

"God I could murder a Cadbury's flake
but then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven
or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvs...

It's Half Man Half Biscuit Tuesday!
The Trumpton Riots. Probably the best known HMHB song until Joy Division Oven Gloves came along. It tells the story of a riot in a fictional kids tv town. Pure post-punk energy from start to finish.
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Footprints.
I like the HMHB songs which tell a story. This is essentially a long set up for a punchline but it's worth it.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBc...

Happy Half Man Half Biscuit Tuesday, comes around quicker every week.
Today it's 'I Hate Nerys Hughes (From the Heart).'
I don't know why HMHB hate Nerys Hughes so much, this is the second time they slag her off on this record. Poor Nerys.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TyA...

So #halfmanhalfbiscuittuesday appears to be a thing. Excellent

I’ve been goading D-list Paul Ross for a laugh,
By unloading outside what he’d call his “gaff",
Old fridge-freezers,
Doors all removed like we’re told,
His face at the window on waking a sight to behold

youtu.be/wAZc5OQ4C5M?...

It's Half Man Half Biscuit Tuesday!
'Tonight Matthew I'm Going to be with Jesus' from the album 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Road.'
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P52v...

Children of Apocalyptic Techstep from the album Four Lads That Shook the Wirral.

"Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths
Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths"

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jcD...