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July 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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August 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i’ll be in rome in a few weeks. pope leo handbasket interview??
April 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
elon talk to the handbasket
After being antagonistic to media outlets for the better part of the last 12 months, Musk is starting to do interviews with handpicked reporters and online personalities. It’s a strategy that he has turned to in the past (see 2018 Tesla “production hell”) when he wants to change the narrative.
May 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i should’ve named the handbasket the dissociated press
June 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
fuck the met gala and fuck jeff bezos. that is the official stance of the handbasket.
May 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
shit is scary right now, but i have no intention of shutting up or shutting down.

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September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what if The Handbasket put this on tshirts 👀
a bumper sticker that said "KENNEDY CENTER NOT DATA CENTERS" would do numbers right now
September 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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July 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
guys, what
February 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the handbasket has submitted a bid
Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer.

Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount.

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Netflix Declines to Raise Offer for Warner Bros. - About Netflix
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February 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
thanks all 🫶🏻
February 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ugh this handbasket has like no leg room
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Handbasket will never feature a story even partially produced by AI and that's a promise.
March 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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New — I collected stories from travelers at airports around the country on Monday after ICE agents were deployed to help TSA. No one understood beforehand why they would be there, and after a day with them around, it’s no more clear.

Read the multi-city dispatches:
Airports on ICE
Federal immigration agents popped up around the country on Monday to do seemingly nothing.
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March 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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June 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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The handbasket doesn't gaslight me with the worst headlines imaginable then tell me they're generating a giant wave of accountability stories about the new trump era.
May 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
new edition of the handbasket hitting your inbox shortly :)
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
relatedly: thoughts on a semi-regular column on the handbasket about how much AI sucks?
thinking about pivoting to being a god-tier AI hater on linkedin
May 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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For much of his presidency, President Donald Trump has been focused on the signature of his predecessor and whether an autopen was used to affix it.

But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.
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September 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I just saw your story in my inbox and yelled "GodDAMNIT."

These fuckin' people...
March 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM