Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins
Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!
June 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!
Haskell Curry's mom: "But my son /did/ apply himself"
Haskell Curry's teacher: "Yes, but only partially"
Haskell Curry's teacher: "Yes, but only partially"
March 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Haskell Curry's mom: "But my son /did/ apply himself"
Haskell Curry's teacher: "Yes, but only partially"
Haskell Curry's teacher: "Yes, but only partially"
April 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
kinda screwed up that (.)(.) is an evaluable haskell expression
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
kinda screwed up that (.)(.) is an evaluable haskell expression
typesafe ai be like to improve safety of our model we are hiring hamanda haskell
September 22, 2026 at 4:22 AM
typesafe ai be like to improve safety of our model we are hiring hamanda haskell
He was the sweetest and I miss him every day.
October 18, 2023 at 11:24 PM
He was the sweetest and I miss him every day.
January 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My man looks like the valedictorian at Edward Haskell High
September 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My man looks like the valedictorian at Edward Haskell High
do haskell programmers have to go to confession when they have impure thoughts
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
do haskell programmers have to go to confession when they have impure thoughts
In 2026 you WILL start Haskell!
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
In 2026 you WILL start Haskell!
I will talk about the embedded Accelerate array language in Haskell, in two weeks at MuniHac: justtesting.org/a/3mwdfeghhx...
September 25, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I will talk about the embedded Accelerate array language in Haskell, in two weeks at MuniHac: justtesting.org/a/3mwdfeghhx...
haskell cavalo forte™
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
haskell cavalo forte™
Do you want us to keep the alternative logo when accessing www.haskell.org?uwu=true? Weigh in at github.com/haskell-infr... #Haskell
Haskell Language
The Haskell purely functional programming language home page.
haskell.org
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Do you want us to keep the alternative logo when accessing www.haskell.org?uwu=true? Weigh in at github.com/haskell-infr... #Haskell
may Alonzo Church bless whichever of you goofballs retweeted that from the official Haskell account lmfao
we don't talk enough about the total cultural victory of functional programming nerds honestly. big monad was really cooking with promises, even awful Enterprise Software SaaS sludgeware is monadic now
September 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
may Alonzo Church bless whichever of you goofballs retweeted that from the official Haskell account lmfao
Programming languages named after people:
Ada, after Ada Lovelace
Haskell, after Haskell Curry
Bourne and Korn shells, after their inventors
Pike, after Rob Pike
Wolfram, after Stephen Wolfram
Julia, after no one in particular
Erlang, after Agner Erlang
Pascal, after Pedro Pascal
Ada, after Ada Lovelace
Haskell, after Haskell Curry
Bourne and Korn shells, after their inventors
Pike, after Rob Pike
Wolfram, after Stephen Wolfram
Julia, after no one in particular
Erlang, after Agner Erlang
Pascal, after Pedro Pascal
March 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Programming languages named after people:
Ada, after Ada Lovelace
Haskell, after Haskell Curry
Bourne and Korn shells, after their inventors
Pike, after Rob Pike
Wolfram, after Stephen Wolfram
Julia, after no one in particular
Erlang, after Agner Erlang
Pascal, after Pedro Pascal
Ada, after Ada Lovelace
Haskell, after Haskell Curry
Bourne and Korn shells, after their inventors
Pike, after Rob Pike
Wolfram, after Stephen Wolfram
Julia, after no one in particular
Erlang, after Agner Erlang
Pascal, after Pedro Pascal
haskell what is this documentation
December 4, 2023 at 10:50 AM
haskell what is this documentation
Haskell loves you too, tall lesbian!
June 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Haskell loves you too, tall lesbian!
🔔 Russell G. Haskell, second assistant engineer, age 40 from Millbury, Ohio
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
🔔 Russell G. Haskell, second assistant engineer, age 40 from Millbury, Ohio