People who hum to themselves, mindlessly, in quiet, open-plan offices - and just feet from your desk. Would you mind, y'know, shutting the fuck up? #hateopenplanoffices

Guy at the next desk scraping soup from a metal canteen with a metal spoon had better fucking finish it soon or I'm going to kill him with one or other of those objects! #hateopenplanoffices

Colleague is eating REALLY crunchy crisps, and the sound is driving me FUCKING MENTAL! Pumping @linkinpark's 'Meteora' through my noise-cancelling headphones to drown out the irritating noise. #hateopenplanoffices