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Vampire naps are not to be interrupted.
HatsOn! 💀 ft. Flor
June 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
fegu.bsky.social
sporty hats with Lykke and Jamee — the HatsOn! series is full on my patreon shop now!
June 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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If you've been -on the other site- you probably know her for the top quality 🍑s
May 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
mk700.bsky.social
"The cabbage wasn’t stolen, it escaped Hatson"

"A cabbage? Escaped?"

"Indeed, to avoid the chop and boil"

"Seriously Sholmes?"

"Indeed Hatson"

"What next? Interrogate carrots?"

"Precisely Hatson . #Troll them on Twitter —they're root influencers"
#vss365
November 21, 2024 at 5:51 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"He's guilty Hatson"

"Not an upstanding #citizen Sholmes?"

"No, my friend"

"But he’s sitting in a tree"

"Exactly. To hide something Hatson"

"Maybe he’s just looking for a good view?"

"A good view of crime, my dear Hatson "
#vss365
December 3, 2024 at 7:49 AM
unknownartistml.bsky.social
[HEAD-TOBER 2025: DAY 29]

Chelsea got her head detached and needs to be fixed.
When it comes to mechanical repairs, Hatson is here to get the job done!

Chelsea by @mariosonicfan4art.bsky.social.

#UnknownArtistML #MarioSonicFan4 #Chelsea #Hatson #OC #Robot #Headless #TraditionalArt
Hatson holding a head of Chelsea, who's asking to fix her broken neck.
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Nothing happened during last 24 hours, Sholmes"

"Exactly. We're on the #cusp of his masterstroke, Hatson"

"Geriarty again?"

"Indeed Hatson. Especially when nothing happens"

"And when something happens too.."

"Ofcourse, Hatson. Ofcourse"
#vss365
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson, aquarium's caretaker complains his chair is missing"

"Geriarty again?"

"Obviously"

"Why, Sholmes?"

"His #hunger for authority"

"He wants to run the aquarium?"

"No. He wants the fish to take him seriously, Hatson"
#vss365
September 25, 2026 at 7:45 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"The cat's eyes-so #unearthly, Sholmes"

"They're contact lenses, Hatson"

"For a cat?"

"Indeed Hatson. Geriarty spares no expense"

"For his cat?"

"For his chief strategy officer, Hatson"
#vss365
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson, the clock tower bell is missing"

"Geriarty again, Sholmes?"

"Without question"

"Why?"

"He wanted to end a #conflict, Hatson"

"What conflict?"

"Between the bell and his afternoon nap"
#vss365
September 21, 2026 at 7:51 AM
unknownartistml.bsky.social
Hatson is a cyborg that originally came from a faraway planet. He's also a gifted mechanic who likes to built inventions and fix broken machines. His purple hat contains a strong energy that allows him to use psychic powers.

[ #UnknownArtistML | #Hatson | #Robot | #OC | #TraditionalArt ]
March 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
mk700.bsky.social
"The fish is whispering,Sholmes"

"Secrets, probably, Hatson"

"Secrets?"

"Yes, Hatson. Observe the #contour of the ripples..."

"Contour?"

"Yes, Hatson. It’s a coded message"

"What does it say?"

" I demand a lawyer"

"Our next move?"

"Apprehend fish immediately"
#vss365
February 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unknownartistml.bsky.social
If you see this, post your own robotic creation!

Hatson the mechanic & Mela-D the Cyber Idol!
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"This #loom is humming, Sholmes"

"Anticipation, Hatson"

"For what?"

"Geriarty’s applause"

"Why would Geriarty applaud?"

"He's training it,Hatson"

"To weave tales?"

"Indeed, Hatson. Indeed"
#vss365
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"The dog refused to bark,Hatson"

"At the robbed house, Sholmes? "

"Yes, Hatson"

"A lazy dog"

"No. Its bound by the #promise of silence, Hatson"

"To Geriarty?"

"Indeed. He bribed it with sausages"
#vss365
July 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
mk700.bsky.social
"The doorbells ring themselves, Sholmes"

"A trick to #exalt unease, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Who else enjoys being unwelcome, Hatson?"
#vss365
March 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"The crime scene is a bakery, Sholmes. Nothing's missing"

"Precisely, Hatson. The #slip in flour patterns suggests intent"

"Intent to bake?"

"Indeed, Hatson...it's Geriarty"

"Geriarty bakes?"

"Ofcourse. He bakes chaos, Hatson"
#vss365
January 24, 2026 at 7:13 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Sholmes, the clue is in the #turning door"

"A revolving door,Hatson. It's like our life"

"Life, Sholmes?"

Yes Hatson. Always turning, rarely stopping.."

"And confusing us all Sholmes"

"Indeed Hatson indeed"
#vss365
January 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson you know bees #propagate crimes?"

"How on earth they do it Sholmes?"

"Through pollen,Hatson"

"Really?"

"Yes.The criminal sneezed and confessed"

"Pollen is now our evidence?"

"Never underestimate a sneeze it causes Hatson. Crime spreads"
#vss365
December 12, 2024 at 8:40 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"The missing teacups, Hatson... each replaced with #jade ones"

"That's… oddly considerate Sholmes"

"Geriarty never steals, Hatson . He upgrades.."
#vss365
April 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson, criminal is no ordinary villain"

"No?"

"No. He’s a #thoroughbred of deception"

"A thoroughbred liar?"

"Exactly,he even convinced a goat he's a sheep

"A woolly mastermind"

"Indeed Hatson,indeed.Lemme wear my deception detector"

"What?"

"Sunglasses Hatson"
#vss365
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson, you see the #drama unfolding?"

"What drama?"

"Murderer strangled the victim with spaghetti"

"A true Italian tragedy Sholmes"

"Indeed Hatson"

"He's..pasta-tively guilty"

"Precisely Hatson.Let's eat.."

"Spaghetti?"

"Pizza Hatson,spaghetti's the evidence"
#vss365
December 18, 2024 at 7:31 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Nothing appears stolen"

"Exactly.. perfect #harmony, Hatson"

"That's good news"

"No, Hatson. It's Geriarty"

"Because everything is fine?"

"Only Geriarty could make crime look like harmony, Hatson"
#vss365
March 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Hatson, the theatre curtain has vanished"

"Geriarty?"

"Without question"

"Why steal a curtain, Sholmes?"

"The evening was #stormy. He needed privacy"

"From whom?"

"The audience"

"He was performing?"

"He calls it experimental theatre, Hatson"
#vss365
September 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
mk700.bsky.social
"Sholmes , the door was locked, no windows open"

"Yet the crime happened in a closed room Hatson"

"Then how did the murderer get in?"

"Ah, Hatson, it was the #wickets"

"The wickets?"

"Indeed Hatson. He slipped through the wickets of logic"
#vss365
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM