January 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A charmer rear-ended my car,
With a grin that could dazzle a star.
He said, “Let’s do dinner,”
I replied, “Not a winner
Pay up, or you won’t get too far.”
#hbp84
With a grin that could dazzle a star.
He said, “Let’s do dinner,”
I replied, “Not a winner
Pay up, or you won’t get too far.”
#hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A charmer rear-ended my car,
With a grin that could dazzle a star.
He said, “Let’s do dinner,”
I replied, “Not a winner
Pay up, or you won’t get too far.”
#hbp84
With a grin that could dazzle a star.
He said, “Let’s do dinner,”
I replied, “Not a winner
Pay up, or you won’t get too far.”
#hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Damage took in
Glared at the lout
Rakish & rangy
Smile put me out
Vowed to pay
& right the mishap
Then from his lips
Strange claptrap
𝑇ℎ𝑜’ 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚 #𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑦
𝐽𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘
Blushed, why not
Glasses may clink
He sang w-glee
𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑗𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦! 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑜ℎ! 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑦!
Took my arm
My, what a day
#hbp84
#vss365
Glared at the lout
Rakish & rangy
Smile put me out
Vowed to pay
& right the mishap
Then from his lips
Strange claptrap
𝑇ℎ𝑜’ 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚 #𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑦
𝐽𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘
Blushed, why not
Glasses may clink
He sang w-glee
𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑗𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦! 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑜ℎ! 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑦!
Took my arm
My, what a day
#hbp84
#vss365
January 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A smile sharp enough to cut,
apology smooth, too quick to trust.
Is charm a skill, or just a trick?
You bastard—
leaving marks too slick.
#hbp84
apology smooth, too quick to trust.
Is charm a skill, or just a trick?
You bastard—
leaving marks too slick.
#hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A smile sharp enough to cut,
apology smooth, too quick to trust.
Is charm a skill, or just a trick?
You bastard—
leaving marks too slick.
#hbp84
apology smooth, too quick to trust.
Is charm a skill, or just a trick?
You bastard—
leaving marks too slick.
#hbp84
#hbp84
"I do apologize for the inconvenience," the stranger said with a deep, southern drawl, "I did not see you coming! I've taken the liberty of calling a tow truck. My cousin, Jimmy, will fix your car up in a jiffy. He's got a pot of jambalaya on the fire, oh it's so good you'll slap a fish."
"I do apologize for the inconvenience," the stranger said with a deep, southern drawl, "I did not see you coming! I've taken the liberty of calling a tow truck. My cousin, Jimmy, will fix your car up in a jiffy. He's got a pot of jambalaya on the fire, oh it's so good you'll slap a fish."
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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"I do apologize for the inconvenience," the stranger said with a deep, southern drawl, "I did not see you coming! I've taken the liberty of calling a tow truck. My cousin, Jimmy, will fix your car up in a jiffy. He's got a pot of jambalaya on the fire, oh it's so good you'll slap a fish."
"I do apologize for the inconvenience," the stranger said with a deep, southern drawl, "I did not see you coming! I've taken the liberty of calling a tow truck. My cousin, Jimmy, will fix your car up in a jiffy. He's got a pot of jambalaya on the fire, oh it's so good you'll slap a fish."
A boom, a crunch, and my head snapped, connecting with the dash. When I could breath, I got out out, tasting blood. No car, only a tall figure, dark as night, backlit by the moon, gliding toward me. His beautiful face leaned over me, and when he said, “You will feel nothing,” I believed him…
#hbp84
#hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A boom, a crunch, and my head snapped, connecting with the dash. When I could breath, I got out out, tasting blood. No car, only a tall figure, dark as night, backlit by the moon, gliding toward me. His beautiful face leaned over me, and when he said, “You will feel nothing,” I believed him…
#hbp84
#hbp84
Genni never thought she'd have a romance novel worthy meet cute, but the bastard who rear-ended her was not only charming, he was gorgeous. After apologizing profusely, Nick had sheepishly asked her on a date. She foolishly agreed.
He was now 22 minutes late and she was sure he stood her up.
#hbp84
He was now 22 minutes late and she was sure he stood her up.
#hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Genni never thought she'd have a romance novel worthy meet cute, but the bastard who rear-ended her was not only charming, he was gorgeous. After apologizing profusely, Nick had sheepishly asked her on a date. She foolishly agreed.
He was now 22 minutes late and she was sure he stood her up.
#hbp84
He was now 22 minutes late and she was sure he stood her up.
#hbp84
"We need to exchange insurance...You son of a bitch!" Bailey recognized Cosmo. Her day was already ruined when she got rear ended by him.
"Oh fuck, it's bitch ass Bailey." Cosmo slammed his hands on the steering wheel. "It wasn't my fault..."
"Don't pull the charming bastard with me!" #hbp84
"Oh fuck, it's bitch ass Bailey." Cosmo slammed his hands on the steering wheel. "It wasn't my fault..."
"Don't pull the charming bastard with me!" #hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"We need to exchange insurance...You son of a bitch!" Bailey recognized Cosmo. Her day was already ruined when she got rear ended by him.
"Oh fuck, it's bitch ass Bailey." Cosmo slammed his hands on the steering wheel. "It wasn't my fault..."
"Don't pull the charming bastard with me!" #hbp84
"Oh fuck, it's bitch ass Bailey." Cosmo slammed his hands on the steering wheel. "It wasn't my fault..."
"Don't pull the charming bastard with me!" #hbp84
He'd hoped the loud clang of metal could be resolved with conman charm and his dapper appearance. He planned to avoid exchanging insurance information, having forgotten to pay the premium. However, the other driver emerged clutching their neck and wailing, and he knew he was screwed. #hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He'd hoped the loud clang of metal could be resolved with conman charm and his dapper appearance. He planned to avoid exchanging insurance information, having forgotten to pay the premium. However, the other driver emerged clutching their neck and wailing, and he knew he was screwed. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As a #cat, my driving is smooth & flawless. So, I was very surprised when this bast- .. I mean, charming officer, rear ended me to give me a ticket. He said if I had pulled over to the side of the road he wouldn’t have done it. He must’ve been blind, as I drove all over the roadside&sidewalk! #hbp84
a cat is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window at a highway sign that says exit only
ALT: a cat is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window at a highway sign that says exit only
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January 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As a #cat, my driving is smooth & flawless. So, I was very surprised when this bast- .. I mean, charming officer, rear ended me to give me a ticket. He said if I had pulled over to the side of the road he wouldn’t have done it. He must’ve been blind, as I drove all over the roadside&sidewalk! #hbp84
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"Here's my card." He held it casually between two fingers, just at eye level. He raked back his loose blonde locks with the other hand. "Just call. I'll take care of you."
Red and blues flashed behind his grin.
The officer sauntered over.
"Is this man bothering you?"
Blondie blanched.
"Here's my card." He held it casually between two fingers, just at eye level. He raked back his loose blonde locks with the other hand. "Just call. I'll take care of you."
Red and blues flashed behind his grin.
The officer sauntered over.
"Is this man bothering you?"
Blondie blanched.
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#hbp84
"Here's my card." He held it casually between two fingers, just at eye level. He raked back his loose blonde locks with the other hand. "Just call. I'll take care of you."
Red and blues flashed behind his grin.
The officer sauntered over.
"Is this man bothering you?"
Blondie blanched.
"Here's my card." He held it casually between two fingers, just at eye level. He raked back his loose blonde locks with the other hand. "Just call. I'll take care of you."
Red and blues flashed behind his grin.
The officer sauntered over.
"Is this man bothering you?"
Blondie blanched.
WHAP!
Car accidents sounded weird from inside the car, she thought, as she got out from her sedan.
She groaned and looked blearily at the pinstriped-suited man who came out of his offending sportscar.
The rolex, the tie, the hair.
Right before she passed out he asked for her insurance info.
#hbp84
Car accidents sounded weird from inside the car, she thought, as she got out from her sedan.
She groaned and looked blearily at the pinstriped-suited man who came out of his offending sportscar.
The rolex, the tie, the hair.
Right before she passed out he asked for her insurance info.
#hbp84
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
WHAP!
Car accidents sounded weird from inside the car, she thought, as she got out from her sedan.
She groaned and looked blearily at the pinstriped-suited man who came out of his offending sportscar.
The rolex, the tie, the hair.
Right before she passed out he asked for her insurance info.
#hbp84
Car accidents sounded weird from inside the car, she thought, as she got out from her sedan.
She groaned and looked blearily at the pinstriped-suited man who came out of his offending sportscar.
The rolex, the tie, the hair.
Right before she passed out he asked for her insurance info.
#hbp84
How did he do it? Damn him. Rear-ended me. Just drove my car off the lot. Now it's all dented, taillights broken. I should have been angry. Ha! Well I was until I met him. Rear-ended by a charming bastard. He calmed me right down, then drove away. Hit and run Romeo, well, I'll be damned.
#hbp84
#hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How did he do it? Damn him. Rear-ended me. Just drove my car off the lot. Now it's all dented, taillights broken. I should have been angry. Ha! Well I was until I met him. Rear-ended by a charming bastard. He calmed me right down, then drove away. Hit and run Romeo, well, I'll be damned.
#hbp84
#hbp84
#hbp84
My friends will say I need an intervention.
But... when I said I had a weakness for charming bastards, I really didn't mean grumpy wizards so old their children need to take their keys away.
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#hbp84
My friends will say I need an intervention.
But... when I said I had a weakness for charming bastards, I really didn't mean grumpy wizards so old their children need to take their keys away.
#hbp84
"Pay more attention to the road, hun," he said, a smile slithering across his face as he handed me his insurance card. My entire bumper was scrunched like a sad metallic accordion. I wanted to make his face look just like that. Then I remembered I wasn't built for prison. I took a breath.
"Pay more attention to the road, hun," he said, a smile slithering across his face as he handed me his insurance card. My entire bumper was scrunched like a sad metallic accordion. I wanted to make his face look just like that. Then I remembered I wasn't built for prison. I took a breath.
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#hbp84
"Pay more attention to the road, hun," he said, a smile slithering across his face as he handed me his insurance card. My entire bumper was scrunched like a sad metallic accordion. I wanted to make his face look just like that. Then I remembered I wasn't built for prison. I took a breath.
"Pay more attention to the road, hun," he said, a smile slithering across his face as he handed me his insurance card. My entire bumper was scrunched like a sad metallic accordion. I wanted to make his face look just like that. Then I remembered I wasn't built for prison. I took a breath.
"Here's my insurance details," handing her a piece of paper and added, "You should've moved out of my way, really." A hint of a playful smile graced his striking features.
The audacity, the thought repeated inside her head as she looked at him like a bug that needed to be squashed.
#hbp84
The audacity, the thought repeated inside her head as she looked at him like a bug that needed to be squashed.
#hbp84
Concept: Rear-ended by a charming bastard. #hbp84
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Here's my insurance details," handing her a piece of paper and added, "You should've moved out of my way, really." A hint of a playful smile graced his striking features.
The audacity, the thought repeated inside her head as she looked at him like a bug that needed to be squashed.
#hbp84
The audacity, the thought repeated inside her head as she looked at him like a bug that needed to be squashed.
#hbp84
Can’t ever resist writing a charming bastard character honestly 😩 another tiny tale of terror
#hbp84 #WritingPrompt #WritingCommunity #shortstory #horror
#hbp84 #WritingPrompt #WritingCommunity #shortstory #horror
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Can’t ever resist writing a charming bastard character honestly 😩 another tiny tale of terror
#hbp84 #WritingPrompt #WritingCommunity #shortstory #horror
#hbp84 #WritingPrompt #WritingCommunity #shortstory #horror