Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety https://theonion.com/woman-dives-headfirst-into-thrilling-adventure-by-blindly-purchasing-different-apple-variety/
June 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety https://theonion.com/woman-dives-headfirst-into-thrilling-adventure-by-blindly-purchasing-different-apple-variety/
Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
"agents told hospital staff that Castaneda Mondragon ... 'purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.'”
A Minnesota man received a life-threatening injury while in ICE custody. It's not clear how he got injured because his memory and ability to communicate are so severely impaired. Agents said "he got his shit rocked." Wild story from @katrinapross.bsky.social sahanjournal.com/health/ice-d...
Minn. man hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after ICE arrest
Alberto Castaneda Mondragon, who is in ICE custody while hospitalized at Hennepin County Medical Center, alleges in a lawsuit that federal agents are interfering in his medical care and that he was so...
sahanjournal.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"agents told hospital staff that Castaneda Mondragon ... 'purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.'”
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the instincts of a cat running headfirst into the screen door
September 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the instincts of a cat running headfirst into the screen door
Holy fucking shit.
We're launching headfirst into a depression because of goddamn GenAI models.
We're launching headfirst into a depression because of goddamn GenAI models.
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Holy fucking shit.
We're launching headfirst into a depression because of goddamn GenAI models.
We're launching headfirst into a depression because of goddamn GenAI models.
diving headfirst into hell
September 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
diving headfirst into hell
“.. It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about,” said one of the nurses .. “There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/immi...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/immi...
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“.. It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about,” said one of the nurses .. “There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/immi...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/immi...
“Put *me* in a life jacket!? I will dive headfirst into the sand in protest”
August 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
“Put *me* in a life jacket!? I will dive headfirst into the sand in protest”
Fingies go fast for MCR 🤘 “Headfirst For Halos” on Keytar
October 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Fingies go fast for MCR 🤘 “Headfirst For Halos” on Keytar
In Savannah, GA, police officers forcefully slammed a handcuffed, non-resisting man headfirst onto the concrete.
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
In Savannah, GA, police officers forcefully slammed a handcuffed, non-resisting man headfirst onto the concrete.
"it's perfectly normal" *almost walks headfirst into wall"
one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism
March 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
"it's perfectly normal" *almost walks headfirst into wall"
contrarian.substack.com/p/headfirst-... wtf just happened? The Contrarian explains
Headfirst Into War
The horrific attack on Venezuela overnight puts the U.S. in the same camp as Russia.
contrarian.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
contrarian.substack.com/p/headfirst-... wtf just happened? The Contrarian explains
Headfirst, down her gullet
March 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Headfirst, down her gullet
Diving headfirst into my emotional chasm
September 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Diving headfirst into my emotional chasm
You know when you cat runs headfirst into your hand to demand pets? That is the GOOD SHIT.
May 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
You know when you cat runs headfirst into your hand to demand pets? That is the GOOD SHIT.
Looking up the game OFF on the site How Long To Beat and stumbling headfirst into the greatest double entendre in gaming
August 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Looking up the game OFF on the site How Long To Beat and stumbling headfirst into the greatest double entendre in gaming
Missed this but cracking up at the guy diving headfirst through the fence opening
“There must be some debris on the track” OMG 😭😭😭 “10/10” #CanadianGP
May 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Missed this but cracking up at the guy diving headfirst through the fence opening
Trump’s policies are like running headfirst into a wall without a helmet.
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Trump’s policies are like running headfirst into a wall without a helmet.
Love how Tequila decided the best way to enter the cabin was headfirst
March 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Love how Tequila decided the best way to enter the cabin was headfirst
well it didn't take this day long to dive headfirst into the sewer
August 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
well it didn't take this day long to dive headfirst into the sewer
headfirst or feet first take your pick
September 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
headfirst or feet first take your pick