Especially heinous given that bad dental health can have a catastrophic effect on overall health. Cardiac health can be tied to dental health.
June 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Especially heinous given that bad dental health can have a catastrophic effect on overall health. Cardiac health can be tied to dental health.
mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
Mental Health is important
July 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Mental Health is important
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
The picture of health.
April 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The picture of health.
Release the health records
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Release the health records
Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health
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November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health
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The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
September 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
Welcome to the RFK Jr public health era.
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Welcome to the RFK Jr public health era.
your tired, your poor (in health)
December 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
your tired, your poor (in health)
Welcome to the RFK Jr Era of Public Health.
February 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Welcome to the RFK Jr Era of Public Health.
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
BREAKING NEWS: Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agency websites.
Trump administration purges websites across federal health agencies
Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agency websites.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agency websites.
Left Twitter a couple of months ago. Mental health markedly improved.
January 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Left Twitter a couple of months ago. Mental health markedly improved.
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
I’m thankful for the top ten scientific developments that improve health:
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
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Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I’m thankful for the top ten scientific developments that improve health:
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
when my health insurance provider has to provide health insurance
June 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
when my health insurance provider has to provide health insurance
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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We're losing our health care here in Maine so Susan Collins can give billionaires like Elon Musk more tax cuts. I support Medicare for All so people across the state have health care.
October 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
We're losing our health care here in Maine so Susan Collins can give billionaires like Elon Musk more tax cuts. I support Medicare for All so people across the state have health care.
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-after-trump-screams-fuck-im-dying/
March 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-after-trump-screams-fuck-im-dying/
Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.