#hellisReal
I just feel like we keep breaking Cincy's heart.
AND I LOVE IT. 💔😂
#HELLisREAL #Crew96
November 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
No idea what happens with Steven Moreira this offseason, but he is #Crew96 through and through all the way to the end of this hot run in the 2026 regular season.

#HellIsReal
November 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Headed back to CLE which means we are 17 miles south of the best attraction in Ohio!!! #hellisReal
November 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
secret crush broker, I like it. Blueksy should send people wax-sealed letters that are like "hellisreal at futurism dot gay leads me to believe he would graciously accept an invitation to slide into your DMs"
November 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I'll take a one-game winner-takes-all playoff #HellIsReal game.
October 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Yup, Miami at home on a Wednesday night, followed three days later by #HellIsReal on the road. Just like Dong Arber drew it up.

#Crew96
October 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Remember when a #Crew96 fan was thrown out of TQL stadium last Sunday during HellIsReal for changing? They were grabbed by police while in the bathroom. There was no resistance.

Their offense?
Chanting the “Fuck you we are the Crew” along with every other fan in the section.
October 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I will call her “Kentucky Karen”. #Crew96 #HELLisREAL
October 19, 2026 at 1:12 PM
You can talk to me
#crew96 #HellisReal
October 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Yeah that felt good. #HellisReal #Crew96
October 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
GOOD MORNING TO THIS LADY ONLY! I HOPE YOU’RE FEELING BETTER. #HELLisREAL
October 19, 2026 at 12:20 PM
TAHA TIME ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! #crew96 #HellisReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
OHIO IS BLACK AND GOLD! #Crew96 #HellisReal
October 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
OMFGOOLLLLL
Columbus's Own Taha Habroune scores

#Crew96 #HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
THE HOMEGROWN IN #HellisReal! #Crew96
October 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Kentucky is soft. #HellisReal #Crew96
Cincinnati security has already escorted at least one Crew fan out of the stadium for the use of an F bomb.

Fuck that

#Crew96 #HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
A reminder
#HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
OMG. That's a We'll Be Right Back moment worthy of @mlsist.bsky.social

#HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Pat Noonan has been fired. He just doesn’t know it yet. #crew96 #HellisReal
October 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Fire drill at TQL. Love to see it. #Crew96 #HellisReal
October 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Shout out to the @nordecke.com for taking two of my rail banners on the road to #HellisReal #crew96 🙌
October 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Cincinnati security has already escorted at least one Crew fan out of the stadium for the use of an F bomb.

Fuck that

#Crew96 #HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Africa Toto
ALT: Africa Toto
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October 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Bangoura is balling before a sellout crowd of 25,513 here at Porkopolis Park. #HellisReal
October 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
¡VAMOS COLUMBUS!

🖤💛

#Crew96
#HellIsReal
October 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM