#hemmingway
did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is one of those Hemmingway short stories.
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hemmingway gtfo
Ole finally passed away one day, and Lena went to the newspaper to file an obituary. She was outraged to learn that it was $5 a word, but the staff relented and told her it would be $10 for the first five words. Here’s what she came up with.

“Ole died. Boat for sale.”
So Ole and Lena got married in Mankato and started driving up to the Twin Cities. Feeling affectionate, Ole put a hand on Lena's knee. Lena said, "Oh Ole, we're married now, you can go further."

So Ole drove all the way to Duluth.
August 13, 2024 at 1:50 PM
move over Hemmingway
someone just stole my humongous grinch
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 PM
She really makes me appreciate Hemmingway
I do think my own prose will benefit from Nuzzi's influence, if only because I am starting to ask myself "would Olivia type this" and it really helps me kill my own darlings with prejudice
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Caturday from Fitzgerald and Hemmingway who turn 1 tomorrow
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bitches... it's solved! We are done! Finally!

Take that Hemmingway you short story cuck.
May 2, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Keep thinking of that Hemmingway quote about bankruptcy. Gradually and then suddenly.
I’m old enough to remember when AskJeeves and Altavista were suddenly abandoned in the space of weeks or days, ditto MySpace, it can happen
November 15, 2024 at 9:13 AM
"BABY GHOST!" shouted my toddler from under a blanket, easily outdoing Hemmingway by a full four words.
May 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
never worn #Hemmingway
April 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hemmingway Memorial, Sun Valley, Idaho #landscapephotography #photography #canon #idaho
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
hemmingway thoroughly mogged rn
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
August 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
eat your heart out Hemmingway, new champ
also one time i almost got my ass beat on the bus but instead the girl tiffany gave me a quote that's been banging around the inside of my brain forever: "i'm gonna beat your ass once i have this baby." RIP tiffany (opioids)
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Young Ernest Hemmingway.
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
broken grocery ice cream aisle, 5 words, move the fuck over hemmingway
the entire ice cream aisle is broken at the grocery store
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
❤️ Look at those Hemmingway paws 🐾 
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September 25, 2026 at 4:40 PM
eat shit hemmingway
August 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That is a six-word horror story to surpass Hemmingway
February 24, 2026 at 1:49 AM
For sale, Baby Trebuchet. Used once.

Suck it, Hemmingway.
January 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.” Hemmingway
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July 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Papa ❤️ Cuba

Ernest Hemingway
called Cuba a long beautiful and unhappy island.
“I love this country and I feel at home here.
And where a man feels at home, apart from the place where he was born, that is the place where he was destined.”
#Cuba #author

Hemmingway loved Cuba and 🐈 cats.
#Caturday
April 11, 2026 at 11:18 AM
This is awkward, but cleaning out my garage I discovered I literally have a pair of baby shoes that have never been worn.

Checking my icebox for plums next.
September 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Earnest Hemmingway could NEVER
June 29, 2024 at 7:56 PM