#heyitsme
2nd Place in the books! How'd ya like them apples?

@achtonic.whiprays.com
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social

Whiprays, Win Rays!
#WRays
October 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Hey, it’s me.
Just wanted to share this precum with you guys, especially my future husband.
#heyitsme #precum #boy4dad
October 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Hello, friends. There's a new episode of #HeyItsMe today, in which Rachel and I talk about Starfleet Academy but, as always, are actually talking about ourselves.

www.heyitsmepodcast.com/episodes/epi...
Episode 23: We’re Always Only Ever Actually Talking About Ourselves — Hey, It's Me
Mike and Rachel talk about Starfleet Academy .
www.heyitsmepodcast.com
September 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I truly won the lottery with these guys. Y’all better keep an eye on The Whiprays. Good things are happening. Greater things to come.

So grateful to have y’all with me. @droprockcandy.bsky.social @heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social @entomolojest.bsky.social
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
We are your Whiprays.

Dynamo Roller - @droprockcandy.bsky.social
Splatling - @heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
Explosher - @entomolojest.bsky.social
.52 - @achtonic.whiprays.com

3-0 Hendrix College Splatoon
2-3 Gaia +
3-1 pjackk challenge
3-0 RRRemix
0-3 Splatling Supremacy

GGs Everyone!
September 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Was besinnliches zur guten Nacht
Mono Für Alle! - Hallo Verfassungsschutz
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September 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Hello, friends. There’s a new episode of #HeyItsMe today, in which Rachel and I talk about our long hiatus, and about her son’s memorial. There is also a funny story. Well, funny for us anyway. www.heyitsmepodcast.com/episodes/epi...
Episode 22: Do You Want to Hear a Funny Story? — Hey, It's Me
Rachel and Mike talk about her son’s memorial, and why they haven’t recorded in 7 months.
www.heyitsmepodcast.com
August 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
⚠️MAJOR CHARACTER PURGE⚠️

I literally have too many ocs that I don’t use and feel bad about
SO
We’re doing a purge^^ I take $$, art (depending), or trades (very picky).
These can all be found over here ⬇️⬇️⬇️
toyhou.se/HeyItsMe/characters/folder:5275320?page=1
HeyItsMe on Toyhou.se
Check out HeyItsMe's characters on Toyhouse!
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August 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hello, friends. It’s been a long time coming but there’s finally a new episode of #HeyItsMe. In this one, recorded back in November, Rachel and I talk about the messiness of grief, and about making art out of life. www.heyitsmepodcast.com/episodes/epi...
Episode 21: Life Is Messy — Hey, It's Me
Rachel and Mike talk about the messiness of grief, and about making art out of life.
www.heyitsmepodcast.com
August 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
𝐇𝐄𝐘𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐌𝐄
July 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
July 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
VIVID WAVE feat. Goxu made gamma bracket in low ink!

@astridsteorra.bsky.social - Then I’ll take THE JAKE
@buhlooey.bsky.social - Then I’ll take THE JAKE
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social - Then I’ll take THE JAKE
@shellfire.bsky.social - what

#comsplatoon
July 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social has swears! They've used 63 profanities in their last 672 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (11 times)
🥉 "ass" (10 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social has swears! They've used 63 profanities in their last 672 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (11 times)
🥉 "ass" (10 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Zero Gravity got 🥇silver bracket in CC:LT #28!

brambles - wakaba strong believer
@darkspine.bsky.social - 10 MINUTE PRE-FINALS POWER NAP
@bonniespl.bsky.social - call him a tent main the way he camped that shit
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social - can i go custom goo tuber

ggs! 🦭 #compsplatoon
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just thinking back to Folsom street fair and getting a mouthful of @heyitsme-ter.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 11:09 AM
„Identität ist etwas überpersönliches.
Ja und nein, sind nichts unversöhnliches.
Schwarz und weiß sind beide Licht und die Nonexistenz, die gibt es nicht!“

„Konvertiere, zur Sockosophie, zum Sockismus, jetzt oder nie!“

youtu.be/MVBeLoO1NuU?...
Käptn Peng & Die Tentakel von Delphi - Sockosophie | BERLIN LIVE
YouTube video by heyitsme
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January 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACHSO
imma WIEDER:
Hallo lieber Verfaschungsschmutz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5t...
Mono Für Alle! - Hallo Verfassungsschutz
YouTube video by heyitsme
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September 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
NOMMA
also lieber Verfaschungsschmutz .. falls demnächst bedingungslose Heimlich-Untersuchungen geben sollte
BITTE
RÄUMT MEINE MESSIE - BUDE AUF!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5t...
Mono Für Alle! - Hallo Verfassungsschutz
YouTube video by heyitsme
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August 31, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Guten TAG:
Knacken inne Telefonleitung ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5t...
Mono Für Alle! - Hallo Verfassungsschutz
YouTube video by heyitsme
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July 3, 2024 at 3:43 PM
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social they said to start grinding. You know what to do.
June 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is almost an H-Town team holy

Also hi @heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social 👋👋👋👋
May 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social you have to play with me for all the LoL reels you’ve sent me
April 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 PM
September 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM