#hignify
“How do you give bail to a terrorist?”

The same way you give the Presidency to a sex offender!

HIGNIFY on blisteringly good form.
October 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I’d love to borrow a cup of tv and find out what your country attraction to Gerry Dee is.

Uk I’m watching hignify and 8 out of 10 cats and for some reason Bargain hunt
September 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It's not finished downloading yet. Hours later. I'm watching a documentary about HIGNIFY instead...
September 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Daily show *and* Meyers *and* HIGNIFY. And if you tried to settle for Kimmel, he's got guest hosts on. And none of those can hold a candle to that manic week a couple of years back when Martin Short hosted.
September 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Trouble with Ian Hislop is his general attitude to Scotland. He’s a perfect example of the Anglosneer. Readily visible on HIGNIFY. And you may have seen the episode of Who Do You Think You Are when he turned up on the ancestral croft in a suit with a rolled umbrella looking really uncomfortable.
July 30, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Did you see him on HIGNIFY? He was so smug about his role in the last government. Sickening.
July 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Remember the Tub of Lard on HIGNIFY 🤣🤣🤣
July 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If you look at the USA as a TV series and each president as a season, then 47 seasons isn't a bad run, until you compare it to actual shows. HIGNIFY is 72. 🤣
July 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Ive just watched a 2024 episode of HIGNIFY and Helen Lewis confidently claims that our nuclear subs run on Windows 98, can't be updated. Personally I am amazed that computer hardware can't be swapped out for something less obsolete, the pure age is a hazard in itself.
June 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Arrogance
Hignify may take them down but it still gives them kudos.

I maintain that the likes of gove and johnson should be shunned

Full stop.
June 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I wish to report a murder. On June 5th, Ian Hislop of @privateeyenews.bsky.social absolutely DEMOLISHED Michael Gove on #HIGNIFY.

BONUS: Hosted by a quite stylish David Tennant and his ridiculously charming accent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxJu...
Have I Got News for You Series 71 Episode 10 David Tennant, Chloe Petts, Michael Gove
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June 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Same for hignify

I think they recently had gove on
No!
Dammit.these fcukers should be persona non grata ad infinitum
June 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shame on #HIGNIFY for attempting to rehabilitate him. Thread on Michael Gove and his terrible opinions.
bsky.app/profile/snig...
Today, Baron (Michael) Gove of Torry made his first appearance in the House of Lords. Perhaps we ought to consider his long history of saying and writing terrible things... #MichaelGove
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June 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
HIGNIFY mentioned the Murrell case 2 weeks running. £400k over 12 years.

It's long past time they talked about Tory Covid profiteering which has NOT seen any of Sunak, Hancock, Johnson in the dock.

@rosatkins.bsky.social @vicderbyshire.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social @channel4news.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Gove being eviscerated by Ian tonight #HIGNIFY

Superb.
June 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Straight out of the Trump MAGA playbook attacking comedians and broadcasters in the US.

For ABC, CBS , Colbert and Kimmel read BBC and HIGNIFY.
May 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
HIGNIFY spent at least 10 minutes on SNP last night.
I switched off so don't know if the great Tory Covid profiteering and Labour complicit cover-up scandal was mentioned.
May 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I enjoy HIGNIFY & I was expecting something about Murrell. Some of it was quite funny. But the comments about Nicola went too far. And as you say not bothering about Scottish law and police procedures. Ian Hislop was not particularly funny, just slimy
May 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Waymos on @ccshoreditch.bsky.social'street making HIGNIFY this week - he'll be able to retire from the licencing income from that clip 🤣
Man's Payment Cheers Gesture in Office
ALT: Man's Payment Cheers Gesture in Office
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May 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I must commend the producers and cast of HIGNIFY because on last week's edition Miles Jupp was a guest and the host Gabby Logan repeatedly asked all the teams, "So what's the story?" and NOBODY said "Balamory!"
April 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Gabby Yorath:

"Reform voters are most likely to have their tea or coffee black.

I'll just leave that there".

:)

#HIGNIFY
April 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
As you have, or maybe it was one of your HIGNIFY colleagues, have said, the qualification for the position is to agree without question and support the 2020 steal claims.
April 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
For those of you who struggle with this, the internet has a solution.

Put /s after your attempted witicisms so folk know you've attempted the highest form of wit.

And in your case to be doubly sure I'd recommend putting up your hand and humming the theme to HIGNIFY /s
March 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Hignify is what my Grandma used to say when the news was a barely more than gossip but highly credible (dignified Church folk) because of the source (1969 old folks lingo). I was 6. Love this show
March 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
When the fuck is #HIGNIFY back? It’s been forever. Shit is happening.
February 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM