Tojo, Hirohito unavailable for comment
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tojo, Hirohito unavailable for comment
Sure, Hitler negotiated his brains out, and then we negotiated tf out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, leading Hirohito to unconditionally negotiate.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sure, Hitler negotiated his brains out, and then we negotiated tf out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, leading Hirohito to unconditionally negotiate.
Welcome back Hirohito
Again in things you could not waterboard out of me:
March 25, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Welcome back Hirohito
Showa America (Trump as Hirohito)
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Showa America (Trump as Hirohito)
state-mandated miso consumption is now the American way
somewhere Emperor Hirohito smiles a tight-lipped smile
somewhere Emperor Hirohito smiles a tight-lipped smile
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
state-mandated miso consumption is now the American way
somewhere Emperor Hirohito smiles a tight-lipped smile
somewhere Emperor Hirohito smiles a tight-lipped smile
There's nothing, *nothing* Trump won't do in 2025 that Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini didn't do in 1939.
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM
There's nothing, *nothing* Trump won't do in 2025 that Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini didn't do in 1939.
Hirohito could have had an opinion on Naked Gun.
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hirohito could have had an opinion on Naked Gun.
Was that before or after Mussolini went skydiving with Hirohito?
June 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Was that before or after Mussolini went skydiving with Hirohito?
“What am I? Chopped liver?”
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“What am I? Chopped liver?”
TOP HIROHITO OFFICIALS HAVE VIEWED PEARL HARBOR STRIKE AS "ENDGAME" OPTION - DŌMEI NEWS AGENCY
TOP TRUMP OFFICIALS HAVE VIEWED KHARG ISLAND CAPTURE AS "ENDGAME" OPTION - CNN
June 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
TOP HIROHITO OFFICIALS HAVE VIEWED PEARL HARBOR STRIKE AS "ENDGAME" OPTION - DŌMEI NEWS AGENCY
Broke: Trump as Hitler
Woke: Trump as Calhoun
Bespoke: Trump as Hirohito
Woke: Trump as Calhoun
Bespoke: Trump as Hirohito
Trump the man is arguably a hollow vessel for the Orange WAAAGH at this point. The only reason I can’t fully commit to this thesis is that he genuinely seems committed to tariffs on a personal level and is willing to go to the mat over that.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Broke: Trump as Hitler
Woke: Trump as Calhoun
Bespoke: Trump as Hirohito
Woke: Trump as Calhoun
Bespoke: Trump as Hirohito
Douglas MacArthur to Emperor Hirohito in September 1945:
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Douglas MacArthur to Emperor Hirohito in September 1945:
“Damn, that sure was crazy, huh? Don’t mind me. I’m going to get back to studying marine biology.”: The Emperor Hirohito story
Name a person who should have a biopic
May 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
“Damn, that sure was crazy, huh? Don’t mind me. I’m going to get back to studying marine biology.”: The Emperor Hirohito story
>Japanese
天皇陛下万歳! 🫡🇯🇵
天皇陛下万歳! 🫡🇯🇵
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
>Japanese
天皇陛下万歳! 🫡🇯🇵
天皇陛下万歳! 🫡🇯🇵
It was unclear if Mr. Hirohito was aware that the planes he had sent towards Hawaii carried bombs.
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It was unclear if Mr. Hirohito was aware that the planes he had sent towards Hawaii carried bombs.
At least I think it's pretty funny.
January 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
At least I think it's pretty funny.
“I’m very disappointed in Emperor Hirohito, as I told him in an otherwise friendly and productive call.”
- Pres Schumer
Dec. 7, 1941
- Pres Schumer
Dec. 7, 1941
March 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“I’m very disappointed in Emperor Hirohito, as I told him in an otherwise friendly and productive call.”
- Pres Schumer
Dec. 7, 1941
- Pres Schumer
Dec. 7, 1941
Nikkei article on Brexit, based on interview with me, concludes:
"Considering the current situation, the scenario envisaged by the Leave campaign has not materialised".
"Considering the current situation, the scenario envisaged by the Leave campaign has not materialised".
Emperor Hirohito Salutes
ALT: Emperor Hirohito Salutes
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June 24, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Nikkei article on Brexit, based on interview with me, concludes:
"Considering the current situation, the scenario envisaged by the Leave campaign has not materialised".
"Considering the current situation, the scenario envisaged by the Leave campaign has not materialised".
"We'll be hitting Pearl Harbor very strongly tomorrow morning"
-Emperor Hirohito 12/6/41
-Emperor Hirohito 12/6/41
June 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"We'll be hitting Pearl Harbor very strongly tomorrow morning"
-Emperor Hirohito 12/6/41
-Emperor Hirohito 12/6/41
ミホノブルボン～栗毛のサイボーグ～
原型：HIROHITO
彩色：えこし
協力：GSC制作部
発売：グッドスマイルカンパニー
原型：HIROHITO
彩色：えこし
協力：GSC制作部
発売：グッドスマイルカンパニー
September 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
ミホノブルボン～栗毛のサイボーグ～
原型：HIROHITO
彩色：えこし
協力：GSC制作部
発売：グッドスマイルカンパニー
原型：HIROHITO
彩色：えこし
協力：GSC制作部
発売：グッドスマイルカンパニー