#hobbits
“Why did the Hobbits not simply fly to Mount Doom on Ryanair”
November 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The pope has instructed Bob Dylan to provide his protection to two hobbits he will meet at the inn in Bree
November 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
"G'nomes" are just Australian Hobbits.
Trump: "We chartered the human ginome"
November 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
he eats hobbits
November 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
To Isengard? To Isengard!
November 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
November 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The Mayor sets his gear aside and the Hobbits grow complacent.

The Shire's readiness has faded.

⚔️ The Hobbits' +5% Strength has faded
November 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Done and done. No Hobbits found.
November 7, 2026 at 11:42 AM
are hobbits dudes? The greatest debate in the history of theonering.net closed by mods after it once again devolved into 10,000 arguing posts on whether balrogs can fly
November 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM
NZers: Oh god this govt. Is killing us!

Foreign commentators: lol hobbits are voting for sauron
#nzpol
November 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
this is like the scouring of the shire, but if the hobbits all owned airbnbs and ran faux-folksy boutiques
Jennifer Carnahan, the former chair of the Republican Party of Minnesota, lost her bid for reelection as Nisswa mayor.
Jennifer Carnahan loses re-election bid for Nisswa mayor
The former chair of the state Republican Party lost after a tumultuous tenure.
bit.ly
November 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Danke Hobbits und tjerko 🙏
November 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
THIS IS WHY THEY DIDN’T FLY THE HOBBITS TO MORDOR
Giant, child-snatching eagles shaped human evolution:

* After the dinosaur-killing asteroid, they became apex predators for tens of millions of years, humans were among their prey.

* "Many eyes effect" drove early human group size and social evolution

www.bbc.com/future/artic...
Giant eagles once ruled the skies. They snatched human children, and shaped our evolution
After the dinosaur-killing asteroid hit, giant birds became apex predators for tens of millions of years – and humans were among their prey.
www.bbc.com
November 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
for hobbits feets IS shoes
November 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
What did you say?

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard to Isengard

And so on
November 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Podías haberle dicho: los hobbits van abajo.
November 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Hobbits Brownwizard Smoking
Alt: Hobbits Brownwizard Smoking
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November 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Second lunch?
Hobbits Frodo, Merry, Sam, Pippin Toasting
Alt: Hobbits Frodo, Merry, Sam, Pippin Toasting
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November 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
And a lot of brave f&cking hobbits.
November 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
ich liebe die Hobbits dafür in der breiten Bevölkerung eine Akzeptanz für die Zwischenmahlzeit zwischen Frühstück und Mittagessen gesorgt zu haben
November 7, 2026 at 10:24 AM
⚔️ Drums beat in the south. Harad marches to the aid of the Variags against the Hobbits. 🐘
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Lord of the Rings: Treebeard and the Hobbits
Alt: Lord of the Rings: Treebeard and the Hobbits
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November 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
👁️ The Eye turns to the Variags. Mordor sends its legions to their aid against the Hobbits. 🔥
November 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
So long as no hobbits have a ring we’ll be grand
November 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM