#hogline
Hogline Miami 2: Wrong Size
Contracted colored sketch of Corey from Hotline Miami.
March 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Ttrpg hogline discourse
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
boop
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It’s important to note there was no hogline violation
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
This dude is flexing like Canadian hogline violators. Extraordinary
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February 17, 2026 at 11:18 AM
We've got ski jumpers with ACID IN THEIR DICKS and we're out here on the global 9 o'clock news talking about hogline finger-boops!!
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Having already had Dynamite Hack, Stairway to Hogline, and Broom! Here Comes the Broom! rejected I will be withholding my talents from further debate over the selection of a team name for the Battle of the Bands-themed Bonspiel.
March 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Some other thoughts about curling umpires judging hogline violations:

Umpires are volunteer officials who are not really trained to spot hogline touched. It’s boring to sit there and watch releases. And the infraction happens too fast when/if it happens
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
CANADA WILL FALL. THOSE ARROGANT HOGLINE VIOLATORS
February 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Breaking the plane does count as the hogline. The electronic sensors are only in the handle. Fingers touching the granite likely happens many times, often not called out, but technically against the rules.
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Video review in curling?

I've been thinking about this for a while now. Whether it's a hogline violation, sweeping violation, burnt rock... isn't it time to have video review in curling?

Teams get one challenge per game. Go to video review. Make the right call.
November 29, 2024 at 1:09 PM
You know what annoys me about the curling hubbub? If you think there's been a hogline violation, just be direct and say "I think that was a hogline violation." Then the rock is removed. I hate this futzing around when there's a very reasonable way to deal with infractions.
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Okay but Stairway to Hogline is at least 25x better than what they went with???
March 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
🎵🎶One touch! Ahead of the hogline!🎶🎵
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Hogline lights making a come back.
Fix Is In for Curling’s Hogline Problems
This weekend’s annual World Curling Congress is officially underway in beautiful Gold Coast, Australia with the Annual General Assembly scheduled for Monday.
thecurlingnews.com
September 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The handles have sensors that demonstrate if/when they touch the handle after the hogline. The side of the rock has no sensor
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
A hogline.
June 3, 2024 at 12:34 PM
The laser at hogline gives instantaneous velocity while backline + hogline divided by 27 feet give average.
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
And what is the hogline? Is it that wide green line?
(Note: I typed in "hogline," and autocorrect changed it to "holiness.")
February 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I know he is very annoying, but a double touch before the hogline is not against the rules.
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Just read the phrase hogline violation
February 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This week's weird #curling moment 🥌

We put up a guard, ends up just past the hogline by maybe an inch
It gets run back, perfect nose hit
And again
And again

And all of a sudden we have the dumbest, highest center guard I've ever seen, that's over a foot before the hog
December 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
During halftime, Tina the Olympic mascot throws an absolutely abysmal shot that doesn't clear the hogline.
February 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
OVER THE HOGLINE!
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM