Finished up the design of the Scorpio Protogen! These are so fun to make, especially the different body patterns on each. Let se if you goys can guess which one I will reveal next?
#furry #protogen #furryart #smallartist #digitalart #horroscope #smallbusinessowner
#furry #protogen #furryart #smallartist #digitalart #horroscope #smallbusinessowner
October 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Finished up the design of the Scorpio Protogen! These are so fun to make, especially the different body patterns on each. Let se if you goys can guess which one I will reveal next?
#furry #protogen #furryart #smallartist #digitalart #horroscope #smallbusinessowner
#furry #protogen #furryart #smallartist #digitalart #horroscope #smallbusinessowner
I'm 99% sure that they've defined "practicing astrology" as 'occasionally checking your horroscope in an app and giggling about star sign compatability' to arrive at that insane statistic too.
Like if you defined "eating meat" as "animal sacrifice".
Like if you defined "eating meat" as "animal sacrifice".
October 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm 99% sure that they've defined "practicing astrology" as 'occasionally checking your horroscope in an app and giggling about star sign compatability' to arrive at that insane statistic too.
Like if you defined "eating meat" as "animal sacrifice".
Like if you defined "eating meat" as "animal sacrifice".
You synonymous with the comatose
Operate poetic license like a horroscope
Scope aimed how the stars align
The whole game declines
No growth evolutionary dead ends
You stand for nothing bars should get bent
Your best works is just a blooper
Besides me who else can see a future
#poem #poetry #8bars
Operate poetic license like a horroscope
Scope aimed how the stars align
The whole game declines
No growth evolutionary dead ends
You stand for nothing bars should get bent
Your best works is just a blooper
Besides me who else can see a future
#poem #poetry #8bars
October 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Cross dressing is an observed behaviour. "Gender Identity" is a pseudoscientific declaration akin to a horroscope sign. It is not to do with anything real.
September 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Cross dressing is an observed behaviour. "Gender Identity" is a pseudoscientific declaration akin to a horroscope sign. It is not to do with anything real.
howd you get a snickers commercial horroscope? like they are really trying to tell you that youre not yourself when youre hungry
September 18, 2026 at 5:42 AM
howd you get a snickers commercial horroscope? like they are really trying to tell you that youre not yourself when youre hungry
horroscope accounts just say you hate geminis lmao
August 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
horroscope accounts just say you hate geminis lmao
March 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Reply to disc horse bot to get your horroscope
April 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reply to disc horse bot to get your horroscope
I feel seen from last month's The Onion horroscope
June 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I feel seen from last month's The Onion horroscope
Pulled this header out of a weird 70s Italian sleaze horror mag from their horrorscope section and blanked out the Horroscope. This could really be used for anything. Sandwich board, headshots, wanted poster etc
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pulled this header out of a weird 70s Italian sleaze horror mag from their horrorscope section and blanked out the Horroscope. This could really be used for anything. Sandwich board, headshots, wanted poster etc
Horroscope is a series of 12 vintage-style horror posters—one for each zodiac sign—reimagined in the spirit of golden-age Universal Monsters. Gothic, cinematic, and hauntingly beautiful, it’s perfect for horror fans, astrology lovers, and dark art collectors.
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Horroscope is a series of 12 vintage-style horror posters—one for each zodiac sign—reimagined in the spirit of golden-age Universal Monsters. Gothic, cinematic, and hauntingly beautiful, it’s perfect for horror fans, astrology lovers, and dark art collectors.
Hang on, was this your horroscope?
bsky.app/profile/step...
bsky.app/profile/step...
Gemini: Today you will learn several new confidence tricks, The Pigeon Drop, The Clip Joint, The Glim Dropper, Salting, The Spanish Prisoner, and The Pig In A Poke, when you are targeted in an elaborate scam using all of them.
February 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hang on, was this your horroscope?
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bsky.app/profile/step...
I shall not be telling my mom about her horroscope.
August 5, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I shall not be telling my mom about her horroscope.
horroscope, Libra
you will be happy to find out that all that money you would have spent going to law school to find out what's legal and what's not would have been wasted as they read them all at your death penalty trial
- The Onion
you will be happy to find out that all that money you would have spent going to law school to find out what's legal and what's not would have been wasted as they read them all at your death penalty trial
- The Onion
May 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
horroscope, Libra
you will be happy to find out that all that money you would have spent going to law school to find out what's legal and what's not would have been wasted as they read them all at your death penalty trial
- The Onion
you will be happy to find out that all that money you would have spent going to law school to find out what's legal and what's not would have been wasted as they read them all at your death penalty trial
- The Onion
I just read my Chinese horroscope for 2025. Colours that will bring me good fortune in 2025 are red, green, and purple. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I just read my Chinese horroscope for 2025. Colours that will bring me good fortune in 2025 are red, green, and purple. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, fuck that horroscope!
(figuratively)
(figuratively)
May 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Yeah, fuck that horroscope!
(figuratively)
(figuratively)
Me and my uni friends already discussed that AI can sorta be a horroscope / 'claryvoyant' (maybe a tad more informed than the previous two), so this sounds like a dumber, creepir, insanier use of it.
Which probably means that yes, it will happen.
Which probably means that yes, it will happen.
May 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me and my uni friends already discussed that AI can sorta be a horroscope / 'claryvoyant' (maybe a tad more informed than the previous two), so this sounds like a dumber, creepir, insanier use of it.
Which probably means that yes, it will happen.
Which probably means that yes, it will happen.
But a horroscope isn't trying to do the function of a fusion reactor.
Neural Networks are used to learn.
Why people insist on that kind of bad analogy that utterly ignores function and goal of the bio-inspiration element?
Neural Networks are used to learn.
Why people insist on that kind of bad analogy that utterly ignores function and goal of the bio-inspiration element?
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
But a horroscope isn't trying to do the function of a fusion reactor.
Neural Networks are used to learn.
Why people insist on that kind of bad analogy that utterly ignores function and goal of the bio-inspiration element?
Neural Networks are used to learn.
Why people insist on that kind of bad analogy that utterly ignores function and goal of the bio-inspiration element?
GEMINI HORROSCOPE:
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows the agenda~
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows the agenda~
May 30, 2026 at 6:13 AM
GEMINI HORROSCOPE:
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows the agenda~
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows the agenda~
GEMINI HORROSCOPE:
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows what's on your agenda.
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows what's on your agenda.
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GEMINI HORROSCOPE:
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows what's on your agenda.
When you bat those eyelashes, people come running to do your bidding -- and then want to stay to see what other shenanigans you come up with. Spread that flirty energy all around. It may all be fun and games today, so make sure that everyone knows what's on your agenda.
Second best (Horroscope is better), but still a great album in the entire pop punk genre.
January 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Second best (Horroscope is better), but still a great album in the entire pop punk genre.
Issue #21 of our newsletter is out now, ft. Alasdair Gray, a versatile creature, Adorno's horroscope, the People's Republic of Dundee, the song of the summer, and what's really going on with all the flag fuckery.
Who care nothing for their country's stories and songs
Janine. Andrew & Steven. The Constellation of Krypton. Hello, you’re looking nice today. Vexillomania.
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August 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Issue #21 of our newsletter is out now, ft. Alasdair Gray, a versatile creature, Adorno's horroscope, the People's Republic of Dundee, the song of the summer, and what's really going on with all the flag fuckery.