September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Horseburger Helper 2026
October 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Horseburger Helper 2026
Would this be related in any way to Trump using federal power to lower the cost of burger meat before the midterms?
Just asking questions...and thinking of all the places in France and Switzerland that will sell you a horseburger.
Just asking questions...and thinking of all the places in France and Switzerland that will sell you a horseburger.
Under Trump, protected wild horses are going to slaughter.
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
Under Trump, Protected Wild Horses Are Going to Slaughter (Gift Article)
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Would this be related in any way to Trump using federal power to lower the cost of burger meat before the midterms?
Just asking questions...and thinking of all the places in France and Switzerland that will sell you a horseburger.
Just asking questions...and thinking of all the places in France and Switzerland that will sell you a horseburger.
Get ready for "Horseburger Helper" to hit your local store shelves soon!
Thanks DJT!
Thanks DJT!
August 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Get ready for "Horseburger Helper" to hit your local store shelves soon!
Thanks DJT!
Thanks DJT!
Sometimes?
Making bits into horseburger is our specialty
Making bits into horseburger is our specialty
September 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes?
Making bits into horseburger is our specialty
Making bits into horseburger is our specialty
STOP THE BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT & ITS DELIBERATE LIES!!
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Wild horses were promised living homes and end up SLAUGHTERED!!
They are taking to Mexico and Canada where they are murdered one after another and in front of each other.
👹☣️💀🤥8647🤥💀☣️👹
www.speciesunite.com/news-stories...
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Wild horses were promised living homes and end up SLAUGHTERED!!
They are taking to Mexico and Canada where they are murdered one after another and in front of each other.
👹☣️💀🤥8647🤥💀☣️👹
www.speciesunite.com/news-stories...
Wild horses promised "loving homes" are going to slaughter, investigation finds — Species Unite
A new NY Times investigation has found that wild horses removed from public lands under a government adoption program are being funneled to slaughter through a legal loophole.
www.speciesunite.com
September 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
You actually haven’t been for a hot minute but when has reality ever gotten in the way of us turning a joke into horseburger?
May 28, 2024 at 10:01 PM
You actually haven’t been for a hot minute but when has reality ever gotten in the way of us turning a joke into horseburger?
If so much as one speck of horse is found in Trump's imported mystery meat every republican member of congress should be handed a horseburger and told, "EAT IT!"
August 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If so much as one speck of horse is found in Trump's imported mystery meat every republican member of congress should be handed a horseburger and told, "EAT IT!"
Love a tiny horseburger
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love a tiny horseburger
Jaz pa horseburger, ko jih boš prejel.
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Jaz pa horseburger, ko jih boš prejel.
Naw, don't look a gift horseburger in the mouth.
August 23, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Naw, don't look a gift horseburger in the mouth.
The Headless Horseman is the mascot for Horseburger Helper. You got your edible mammals confused.
Not that it matters as they all tastes the same "with a little bit of Help".
Not that it matters as they all tastes the same "with a little bit of Help".
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Headless Horseman is the mascot for Horseburger Helper. You got your edible mammals confused.
Not that it matters as they all tastes the same "with a little bit of Help".
Not that it matters as they all tastes the same "with a little bit of Help".
The glaringly obvious AI slop photo is the icing on the horseburger. These people aren't even trying anymore, and why should they? Anyone still swallowing this shite will swallow anything.
August 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The glaringly obvious AI slop photo is the icing on the horseburger. These people aren't even trying anymore, and why should they? Anyone still swallowing this shite will swallow anything.
They'll probably just end up eating them. Horseburger logistics.
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
They'll probably just end up eating them. Horseburger logistics.
The "genius" will have to invent "Horseburger Helper" for all of us undeserving peasants. Yum!
August 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The "genius" will have to invent "Horseburger Helper" for all of us undeserving peasants. Yum!
Back home, one of the after-drinking things you can go for, is a horseburger, and it's glorious.
Also a foal steak is insane.
Also a foal steak is insane.
July 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Back home, one of the after-drinking things you can go for, is a horseburger, and it's glorious.
Also a foal steak is insane.
Also a foal steak is insane.
Vai kāds vēl atceras HESBURGER BRĪDINĀJUMU? Vienai no leģendārākajām sabiedrisko attiecību un krīzes komunikācijas akcijām šodien jubileja.
#horseburger
Atceros to vakaru, speciāli gāju uz Olimpiju pēc sierburgera, lai būtu ko uzfočēt šim digitālajam māxlas darbam. 🤣
www.diena.lv/raksts/latvi...
#horseburger
Atceros to vakaru, speciāli gāju uz Olimpiju pēc sierburgera, lai būtu ko uzfočēt šim digitālajam māxlas darbam. 🤣
www.diena.lv/raksts/latvi...
March 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Vai kāds vēl atceras HESBURGER BRĪDINĀJUMU? Vienai no leģendārākajām sabiedrisko attiecību un krīzes komunikācijas akcijām šodien jubileja.
#horseburger
Atceros to vakaru, speciāli gāju uz Olimpiju pēc sierburgera, lai būtu ko uzfočēt šim digitālajam māxlas darbam. 🤣
www.diena.lv/raksts/latvi...
#horseburger
Atceros to vakaru, speciāli gāju uz Olimpiju pēc sierburgera, lai būtu ko uzfočēt šim digitālajam māxlas darbam. 🤣
www.diena.lv/raksts/latvi...
Minne frå hesteburgersjappa i Ljubljana:
-Can I have a cheeseburger?
-No, we only have horseburgers! Only horsemeat!
-Can I have cheese on my horseburger?
-Of course.
-Can I have a cheeseburger?
-No, we only have horseburgers! Only horsemeat!
-Can I have cheese on my horseburger?
-Of course.
September 3, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Minne frå hesteburgersjappa i Ljubljana:
-Can I have a cheeseburger?
-No, we only have horseburgers! Only horsemeat!
-Can I have cheese on my horseburger?
-Of course.
-Can I have a cheeseburger?
-No, we only have horseburgers! Only horsemeat!
-Can I have cheese on my horseburger?
-Of course.
Näe, jag är vego sen urminnes tider. Men björngulasch vill jag minnas att jag sett på menyer och det är säkert gott. I många år var det ju en grej i alla resereportage från Slovenien att de skulle äta horseburger i Ljubljana, kanske är dags för björn nu
April 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Näe, jag är vego sen urminnes tider. Men björngulasch vill jag minnas att jag sett på menyer och det är säkert gott. I många år var det ju en grej i alla resereportage från Slovenien att de skulle äta horseburger i Ljubljana, kanske är dags för björn nu
... poisonous horses?
I've eaten horse once, by accident (ordering at the FFXIV cafe in Akihabara and didn't realize they had a printed English menu until we came back for a second meal), and it was pretty good. No real giveaway that it wasn't beef.
I've eaten horse once, by accident (ordering at the FFXIV cafe in Akihabara and didn't realize they had a printed English menu until we came back for a second meal), and it was pretty good. No real giveaway that it wasn't beef.
June 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
... poisonous horses?
I've eaten horse once, by accident (ordering at the FFXIV cafe in Akihabara and didn't realize they had a printed English menu until we came back for a second meal), and it was pretty good. No real giveaway that it wasn't beef.
I've eaten horse once, by accident (ordering at the FFXIV cafe in Akihabara and didn't realize they had a printed English menu until we came back for a second meal), and it was pretty good. No real giveaway that it wasn't beef.
September 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM