OOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH
H O U N C E
H O U N C E
September 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
OOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH
H O U N C E
H O U N C E
There’s a tradition in some European countries called “telling the bees,” in which bees are informed of notable events in the human world. In Oxford, when a hive’s owner dies, a member of the family will tap on the hive with a housekey and say, “Bees, bees, your master is dead.”
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There’s a tradition in some European countries called “telling the bees,” in which bees are informed of notable events in the human world. In Oxford, when a hive’s owner dies, a member of the family will tap on the hive with a housekey and say, “Bees, bees, your master is dead.”
Thancred: hello my legal ward ryne. hello alphinaud and alisaie, who are always in my apartment without permission or a housekey.
March 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Thancred: hello my legal ward ryne. hello alphinaud and alisaie, who are always in my apartment without permission or a housekey.
You lose that housekey when you were younger, yo mama act like the address was on the key... key looked like every other mass produced gotdamn housekey.
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You lose that housekey when you were younger, yo mama act like the address was on the key... key looked like every other mass produced gotdamn housekey.
//wangxian//witch au//fluff//
Putting a pin in this for later - wangxian but that tumblr prompt about the most eligible person (wwx) in the village announcing he’ll marry whoever can take his housekey from around the neck of his beloved cat.
Except, wwx is a witch, so he is actually the cat.
Putting a pin in this for later - wangxian but that tumblr prompt about the most eligible person (wwx) in the village announcing he’ll marry whoever can take his housekey from around the neck of his beloved cat.
Except, wwx is a witch, so he is actually the cat.
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
//wangxian//witch au//fluff//
Putting a pin in this for later - wangxian but that tumblr prompt about the most eligible person (wwx) in the village announcing he’ll marry whoever can take his housekey from around the neck of his beloved cat.
Except, wwx is a witch, so he is actually the cat.
Putting a pin in this for later - wangxian but that tumblr prompt about the most eligible person (wwx) in the village announcing he’ll marry whoever can take his housekey from around the neck of his beloved cat.
Except, wwx is a witch, so he is actually the cat.
fucking with my phanto-wearing friends by repeatedly picking up my housekey and putting it back down
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
fucking with my phanto-wearing friends by repeatedly picking up my housekey and putting it back down
Somehow, palpatine returned, and hes naked, in my bed, with a housekey somewhere in those sith robes
April 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Somehow, palpatine returned, and hes naked, in my bed, with a housekey somewhere in those sith robes
I SHALL RULE THIS ROOST WITH THE POWER OF THIS MIGHTY HOUSEKEY
May 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I SHALL RULE THIS ROOST WITH THE POWER OF THIS MIGHTY HOUSEKEY
trinket on a keychain
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #zines #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #trinket
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #zines #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #trinket
June 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
trinket on a keychain
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #zines #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #trinket
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #zines #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #trinket
I can’t stop pronouncing “Snowsky” like it rhymes with “housekey” and now I’m transmitting this mind virus to my mp3 player homies
April 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I can’t stop pronouncing “Snowsky” like it rhymes with “housekey” and now I’m transmitting this mind virus to my mp3 player homies
The boyfriends are next to each other on my housekey...
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The boyfriends are next to each other on my housekey...
take her housekey away and explain it's out of love for her to live indoors forevermore. Glad she got home.
August 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
take her housekey away and explain it's out of love for her to live indoors forevermore. Glad she got home.
I've been wearing the exact same housekey/wallet chain since 1995. It was previously my brother's dog's lead
I always like thinking about: what is the oldest object you regularly use, the oldest thing you're using in your normal everyday life
June 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I've been wearing the exact same housekey/wallet chain since 1995. It was previously my brother's dog's lead
"Ughghhgugh why won't my car start this is garbage and I hate it I hate everything," she moaned while jamming her housekey into the ignition.
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Ughghhgugh why won't my car start this is garbage and I hate it I hate everything," she moaned while jamming her housekey into the ignition.
*carving 'the imp' on 300 hollow point rounds with my housekey* they should make tyrion fuck bronn
March 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
*carving 'the imp' on 300 hollow point rounds with my housekey* they should make tyrion fuck bronn
real latchkey kids remember having to climb in the house thru a window while mom was at work bc you forgot your housekey in the morning
Like. I’m simply weary of the fantasy land GenX lives in and I’m a GenXer. We had shitty violent parents, being latchkey kids was stressful and horrible, and we often were simply locked out of the house like the dog.
April 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
real latchkey kids remember having to climb in the house thru a window while mom was at work bc you forgot your housekey in the morning
10 years ago today, I started my "nomad life." It was pretty weird hopping on a ferry after turning in my housekey and realizing I owned no keys for my life anymore.
Anyhoo, it was fun seeing the world in the Before Times.
Worth the debt. Go, me. Good choices.
Anyhoo, it was fun seeing the world in the Before Times.
Worth the debt. Go, me. Good choices.
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
10 years ago today, I started my "nomad life." It was pretty weird hopping on a ferry after turning in my housekey and realizing I owned no keys for my life anymore.
Anyhoo, it was fun seeing the world in the Before Times.
Worth the debt. Go, me. Good choices.
Anyhoo, it was fun seeing the world in the Before Times.
Worth the debt. Go, me. Good choices.
if it's NOT you who is trying to enter your house, please throw the housekey out the front window
Signal will never message you like this.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
if it's NOT you who is trying to enter your house, please throw the housekey out the front window
hmm I got kimchi on my house key.
No that isn't a metaphor or a riddle to be solved.
*wipes housekey*
No that isn't a metaphor or a riddle to be solved.
*wipes housekey*
September 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
hmm I got kimchi on my house key.
No that isn't a metaphor or a riddle to be solved.
*wipes housekey*
No that isn't a metaphor or a riddle to be solved.
*wipes housekey*
you need a housekey
February 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
you need a housekey
nothing makes me feel cooler than a key bump honestly. there's something about fumbling with a housekey and a dimebag in some dingy club bathroom that just makes me feel like i'm living in a movie
May 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
nothing makes me feel cooler than a key bump honestly. there's something about fumbling with a housekey and a dimebag in some dingy club bathroom that just makes me feel like i'm living in a movie
the danger of giving me a housekey is from that point on there will always be a low but nonzero danger of me letting myself in at 6am, feeding your cat, doing all your dishes and sampling all of the open snacks in your house
September 24, 2026 at 11:33 AM
the danger of giving me a housekey is from that point on there will always be a low but nonzero danger of me letting myself in at 6am, feeding your cat, doing all your dishes and sampling all of the open snacks in your house
Nobody wants to talk about how the housekey carabiner on the belt loop is a wrecking ball for your nutsack. Lesbians and other sackless enbys are advantaged in this regard.
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nobody wants to talk about how the housekey carabiner on the belt loop is a wrecking ball for your nutsack. Lesbians and other sackless enbys are advantaged in this regard.
I got unlocked doors, locked doors and keys working tonight. There are 4 types of keys/locks that only work with each other: gold, bronze, iron, and silver. Some bozo here left his housekey on his lawn for any rascal to find and break in. Interiors still pending. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #godot
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I got unlocked doors, locked doors and keys working tonight. There are 4 types of keys/locks that only work with each other: gold, bronze, iron, and silver. Some bozo here left his housekey on his lawn for any rascal to find and break in. Interiors still pending. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #godot
I regularly take the trash to the dumpster while wearing clothes without pockets, but we have a housekey on a clip and I clip it to my clothes.
September 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I regularly take the trash to the dumpster while wearing clothes without pockets, but we have a housekey on a clip and I clip it to my clothes.